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Loud mouth genius and irresistible sex symbol. Fren.
just here to goof off, sometimes I like to recap the news.
America: greatest country on God ever gave man. Period.
also, I steal memes.
Pinned
it is our duty to resist globalist uniparty scum.
lol bluesky is shadow banning me again 😆
December 15, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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December 14, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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another one bites the dust
December 15, 2025 at 4:01 AM
rob Reiner dead.
rumor is his son murdered him and his wife.
waiting for confirmation on that
December 15, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Yesterday: Gunman shoots at Brown University During finals.
2 students dead, 9 injured.
Shooter flees, massive manhunt.
Today: detained Benjamin Erickson, 24, from Wisconsin. Caught via cellphone ping. possible mental health issues. No charges yet, no clear motive or tie to school
December 14, 2025 at 11:27 PM
it took me a second...
December 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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why would they redact a photo that's already been in the mainstream 10 years ago from a photoshoot with brand models. seems hoaxy....
December 14, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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what's weird is... she kept and preserved the dress that she was allegedly raped in. They found unidentified male DNA on a 25-year-old unwashed dress... that his dong was allegedly on.

leftie activist judge Kaplan: nah, let's block Trump's sample and skip matching it.

nothingburger deluxe.
December 14, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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December 13, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Israel whacked senior Hamas ops guy, allegedly rebuilding terror kit post-ceasefire.

Drone hit his car in Gaza City after Hamas IED clipped two IDF troops. Killed 4-5 total, wounded dozens. Hamas calls it truce breach. Biggest scalp since 10/10 ceasefire kicked in— violations piling up both sides.
December 13, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Cheap Labor Lovers Melt Down: 20 Blue-State AGs Sue Trump Over $100K H1B Fee—
they whine Itll Hurt Big Tech's Wage-Dumping Scheme.
Bonta Leads the Tantrum: "Muh Global Talent!"
Reality: Protects American Jobs from Outsourcing Abuse.
Trump: Finally Cracking Down on Visa Spam. Corps Cry, Workers Win
December 13, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Candace owens is theoretically what would happen if Alex jones and Ben Shapiro had gay sex and somehow produced a black daughter. she's not wrong a lot of the time, but also make me go Hmmmmmmm???
December 13, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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December 13, 2025 at 12:40 AM
im not ready to give up on her just yet,
but I can get why some ppl do tho.
it seems like there's a lot going on behind the scenes
December 13, 2025 at 3:17 AM
did you think they were Epstein victims?
nope, just another Democrat hoax
December 13, 2025 at 2:29 AM
where's the lie?
December 13, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

#jokes #dadjoke #funny
December 13, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Indiana Redistricting Flop:
Senate GOP Crumbles 19-21, Kills Maps That'd Lock 5 House Seats Red for '26.
Trump Fumes "RINO Betrayal,"
Dems Giggling.
Base Polls 72% wanted it to pass. base furious at the fold.
Leadership? Spineless.
21 seat Midterm Suicide Note.
December 13, 2025 at 12:09 AM
it's weird how these climate scammers keep buying ocean front property
December 12, 2025 at 11:55 PM
true story
December 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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December 12, 2025 at 12:26 PM
NPC behavior
December 12, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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December 12, 2025 at 3:08 PM