Yolo Tomassi
@paulcage.bsky.social
Writer, dog lover, volleyball player, and girl dad
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The Lunch IPA this guy makes deserves the governor's mansion
July 7, 2026 at 6:40 PM
The Lunch IPA this guy makes deserves the governor's mansion
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Trump just needs four more goals from Georgia.
July 7, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Trump just needs four more goals from Georgia.
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Are we allowed to talk about this? #firstrule
June 26, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Are we allowed to talk about this? #firstrule
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Americans Joyously Pretend To Understand, Enjoy Soccer
June 13, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Americans Joyously Pretend To Understand, Enjoy Soccer
Wu Tang won this game
June 11, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Wu Tang won this game
"Those stories and Kill Tony, tonight on 60 Minutes"
June 3, 2026 at 5:44 PM
"Those stories and Kill Tony, tonight on 60 Minutes"
Where is the lie?
"You're spending taxpayer dollars to drink milk shirtless in a hot tub with Kid Rock. Somehow you think that's a better public health message than informing the public about the benefits of vaccines. Really? -- Rep. Linda Sanchez to RFK Jr
April 16, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Where is the lie?
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Happy Duke elimination day to all who celebrate!
March 29, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Happy Duke elimination day to all who celebrate!
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“I have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit
Holy shit
March 6, 2026 at 1:05 AM
“I have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit
Holy shit
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Who decided to call it Epstein Island instead of Kid Rock?
ahh I'm sorry
ahh I'm sorry
February 9, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Who decided to call it Epstein Island instead of Kid Rock?
ahh I'm sorry
ahh I'm sorry
Does the acid turn your hog into a propeller? The people want answers!
From @theathletic.com: Reports have surfaced before the Winter Olympics that allege ski jumpers are injecting their penises with hyaluronic acid to fly farther. The World Anti-Doping Agency has vowed to investigate.
Are ski jumpers enhancing their penises to fly further? WADA is ready to investigate
World sport's anti-doping body has vowed to look into the lurid claims that first surfaced in a German newspaper in January.
nyti.ms
February 5, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Does the acid turn your hog into a propeller? The people want answers!
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this stuff has really broken me. it's simply astounding that so many people who have been allowed to amass unimaginable wealth are so droolingly stupid, so unmoored from and in fact hostile to any sense of community or social responsibility, and oh by the way they love to constantly rape children
February 4, 2026 at 1:29 AM
this stuff has really broken me. it's simply astounding that so many people who have been allowed to amass unimaginable wealth are so droolingly stupid, so unmoored from and in fact hostile to any sense of community or social responsibility, and oh by the way they love to constantly rape children
TIRED: Migrant caravans
WIRED: Somali daycare centers
WIRED: Somali daycare centers
December 31, 2025 at 3:34 PM
TIRED: Migrant caravans
WIRED: Somali daycare centers
WIRED: Somali daycare centers
We have achieved max Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 2:22 PM
We have achieved max Christmas
The Steelers are in the process of "Pulling a Tomlin"...if you know you know
September 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
The Steelers are in the process of "Pulling a Tomlin"...if you know you know
Reading a lot of banter about this, and I think it's impt to separate campaigns from governance. To reach people and gain their support, you have to speak on their level. Sell your ideas where your audiences are.
Scoop: Third Way is circulating a memo, shared first with @playbookdc, featuring a new blacklist of words Dems shouldn’t use.
www.politico.com/newsletters/...
www.politico.com/newsletters/...
August 24, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Reading a lot of banter about this, and I think it's impt to separate campaigns from governance. To reach people and gain their support, you have to speak on their level. Sell your ideas where your audiences are.
Can't argue with science
5 minute walk from my house to the pub.
35 minute walk from the pub to the house!
The difference is staggering ...
35 minute walk from the pub to the house!
The difference is staggering ...
July 12, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Can't argue with science
My key takeaway from the NBA draft
a woman is holding a microphone in front of a sign that says " france "
ALT: a woman is holding a microphone in front of a sign that says " france "
media.tenor.com
June 26, 2025 at 2:26 AM
My key takeaway from the NBA draft
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Well, that's a bad sign.
June 23, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Well, that's a bad sign.
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Despite what you've heard, you don't "gotta love it." You can love whatever you want.
June 15, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Despite what you've heard, you don't "gotta love it." You can love whatever you want.