Paul Shields
@paulshields.bsky.social
Graduate of Butterfield University
Tesco should be prosecuted for this scam. Ooh, cheap Pretzel Flipz you think. Nope. Pretzel shaped biscuits. A crime against sweet and savoury snacks.
September 27, 2026 at 10:59 AM
Tesco should be prosecuted for this scam. Ooh, cheap Pretzel Flipz you think. Nope. Pretzel shaped biscuits. A crime against sweet and savoury snacks.
That's Badenoch out before 2029 then. Tories have no chance without selling what's left of their soul to Nine Bob Nigel.
Badenoch says Tories could not form pact with Reform UK in part because they're too sleazy, insisting 'it's about character' - www.theguardian.com/politics/liv...
September 24, 2026 at 1:04 PM
That's Badenoch out before 2029 then. Tories have no chance without selling what's left of their soul to Nine Bob Nigel.
Interesting update on the state of this past its peak movement. Particularly the general view that Farage wouldn't fight an election post 2029. So that GE is going to be the Destroy Reform election. Tactical voting like you've never seen.
Farage still Reform’s best hope as rivals struggle to match appeal to party faithful
Despite series of scandals, members remain loyal to their leader as questions over his successor grow
www.theguardian.com
September 7, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Interesting update on the state of this past its peak movement. Particularly the general view that Farage wouldn't fight an election post 2029. So that GE is going to be the Destroy Reform election. Tactical voting like you've never seen.
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Manchester has sent Nigel packing, over to you Clacton. Imagine how it will feel to wake up with a joke MP only there for their own interests. When you could have Count Binface and instantly become the UK's coolest town.
August 1, 2026 at 8:37 AM
Manchester has sent Nigel packing, over to you Clacton. Imagine how it will feel to wake up with a joke MP only there for their own interests. When you could have Count Binface and instantly become the UK's coolest town.
Looks like the next FIFA World Cup will use World in the same way World Series Baseball does
July 31, 2026 at 8:48 AM
Looks like the next FIFA World Cup will use World in the same way World Series Baseball does
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✅ Touring Clacton
✅ Visiting local businesses
✅ Listening to constituents’ concerns
✅ Hi-vis vest
Make your Vote Count!
#VoteBinface #Clacton
✅ Visiting local businesses
✅ Listening to constituents’ concerns
✅ Hi-vis vest
Make your Vote Count!
#VoteBinface #Clacton
July 31, 2026 at 7:00 AM
✅ Touring Clacton
✅ Visiting local businesses
✅ Listening to constituents’ concerns
✅ Hi-vis vest
Make your Vote Count!
#VoteBinface #Clacton
✅ Visiting local businesses
✅ Listening to constituents’ concerns
✅ Hi-vis vest
Make your Vote Count!
#VoteBinface #Clacton
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Looking forward to Elon's AI Odyssey proving once and for all how generative AI will forever be an artless cul-de-sac used by those with no talent or understanding. Ian Levine has laid the groundwork with his unbelievable Who reconstructions. Now it's up to Musk to put the final nail in.
July 23, 2026 at 9:40 AM
Looking forward to Elon's AI Odyssey proving once and for all how generative AI will forever be an artless cul-de-sac used by those with no talent or understanding. Ian Levine has laid the groundwork with his unbelievable Who reconstructions. Now it's up to Musk to put the final nail in.
Stick that up your Malvinas you cheating thugs
July 19, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Stick that up your Malvinas you cheating thugs
The Spanish shirts look like they're wearing bench tabards in the wide shots.
July 19, 2026 at 9:35 PM
The Spanish shirts look like they're wearing bench tabards in the wide shots.
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Never trust Nine Bob Nigel...
May 14, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Never trust Nine Bob Nigel...
Cuntbyn face
Piers Corbyn is also standing in Clacton. Lucky lucky Clacton.
July 9, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Cuntbyn face
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For the next World Cup I think they should let the national teams meet up and play together for a bit before the matches start.
July 1, 2026 at 5:30 PM
For the next World Cup I think they should let the national teams meet up and play together for a bit before the matches start.
If we survive this I certainly won't be staying up till 3am to watch us get beaten by Mexico.
July 1, 2026 at 5:26 PM
If we survive this I certainly won't be staying up till 3am to watch us get beaten by Mexico.
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Beginning to wonder if Labour should just start campaigning for Kemi Badenoch to be Prime Minister, a policy to which she would then become instantly and implacably opposed, launching bilious personal attacks on anyone who thinks it’s a good idea, branding them traitors etc, god she’s exhausting.
June 29, 2026 at 11:35 AM
Beginning to wonder if Labour should just start campaigning for Kemi Badenoch to be Prime Minister, a policy to which she would then become instantly and implacably opposed, launching bilious personal attacks on anyone who thinks it’s a good idea, branding them traitors etc, god she’s exhausting.
If anyone was in any doubt that Adobe is not the creative's friend, here's the final evidence. Cancel your subs.
Broadcast Tech (@Broadcast_Tech) on X
.@Adobe has added its agentic AI assistant to Premiere, allowing users to create first cuts, sort and find assets, and more with natural language #AI #postproduction #tech #production #AgenticAI #GenAI https://t.co/5SQMReSv4z
x.com
June 22, 2026 at 3:12 PM
If anyone was in any doubt that Adobe is not the creative's friend, here's the final evidence. Cancel your subs.
Oh god I agree with Kuennssberg
Talk of Starmer staying on to fight is fading fast
After Andy Burnham’s by-election victory, support for the prime minister is evaporating, writes Laura Kuenssberg.
www.bbc.co.uk
June 20, 2026 at 12:34 PM
Oh god I agree with Kuennssberg
@andyburnham.bsky.social Andy if you were PM would you take government comms off X - or at least use other platforms like this one as well?
June 14, 2026 at 9:54 AM
@andyburnham.bsky.social Andy if you were PM would you take government comms off X - or at least use other platforms like this one as well?
What's the current National Stupidity Index level?
June 10, 2026 at 9:29 AM
What's the current National Stupidity Index level?
Just leaving this here
June 9, 2026 at 9:26 AM
Just leaving this here
Trump's really sorted Iran out as a threat hasn't he.
June 7, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Trump's really sorted Iran out as a threat hasn't he.