Paul Shields
@paulshields.bsky.social
Graduate of Butterfield University
They'll get you all using 9 aliases and then put 6 of them behind a paywall.
October 5, 2026 at 3:37 PM
They'll get you all using 9 aliases and then put 6 of them behind a paywall.
I like how one of them has crashed into one of the others in its haste to lurch to the right
October 5, 2026 at 9:05 AM
I like how one of them has crashed into one of the others in its haste to lurch to the right
It's Nine Bob Nigel letting her be Deputy PM in his coalition
October 4, 2026 at 2:59 PM
It's Nine Bob Nigel letting her be Deputy PM in his coalition
But it is for millionaires. And billionaires. And people earning £100K who are doing very nicely thankyou. I don't really care if it's a sensible policy, more interested in Bad Enoch's pathological inability to make herself likeable. This is a catastrophic comms failure imho.
October 4, 2026 at 11:24 AM
But it is for millionaires. And billionaires. And people earning £100K who are doing very nicely thankyou. I don't really care if it's a sensible policy, more interested in Bad Enoch's pathological inability to make herself likeable. This is a catastrophic comms failure imho.
Will millionaires be able to claim childcare support?
October 4, 2026 at 9:56 AM
Will millionaires be able to claim childcare support?
She's not going to make it to 2029 is she
October 3, 2026 at 11:03 PM
She's not going to make it to 2029 is she
What an enormous chonker this guy is
October 2, 2026 at 8:45 PM
What an enormous chonker this guy is
I mean the Tories will give Bad Enoch the boot and put someone in who will work with Reform before the 2029 election.
September 24, 2026 at 3:14 PM
I mean the Tories will give Bad Enoch the boot and put someone in who will work with Reform before the 2029 election.
If it's puppets I'm interested, CG I'm not.
September 24, 2026 at 11:49 AM
If it's puppets I'm interested, CG I'm not.
<non sequitur comment about Doctor Who being woke or something>
September 22, 2026 at 10:59 AM
<non sequitur comment about Doctor Who being woke or something>
I'm loving it too. Just prefilmed The Macra Terror. It's the straightforward 'just the facts' approach which makes it so essential. Having also enjoyed some of David's subtitles recently it must have been so tempting to put gags in.
September 16, 2026 at 2:51 PM
I'm loving it too. Just prefilmed The Macra Terror. It's the straightforward 'just the facts' approach which makes it so essential. Having also enjoyed some of David's subtitles recently it must have been so tempting to put gags in.
No, it's based on how much the outgoing leader wanted to/did fuck/father then.
September 3, 2026 at 12:24 PM
No, it's based on how much the outgoing leader wanted to/did fuck/father then.
This feels like a rich meme seam to me
August 27, 2026 at 12:19 PM
This feels like a rich meme seam to me
Have any of them dared talk to the girl yet?
August 27, 2026 at 11:14 AM
Have any of them dared talk to the girl yet?
The book is exactly the same except it goes into detail on every bit of the science. The film understandably condensed a lot of it.
August 25, 2026 at 10:59 PM
The book is exactly the same except it goes into detail on every bit of the science. The film understandably condensed a lot of it.
They'll just cover each other and how all the others are responsible but they aren't.
August 15, 2026 at 8:18 AM
They'll just cover each other and how all the others are responsible but they aren't.
But I don't use the Bluesky mobile app and I'm here. I use Boost Blue because it remembers my position in the timeline.
August 12, 2026 at 9:41 AM
But I don't use the Bluesky mobile app and I'm here. I use Boost Blue because it remembers my position in the timeline.
Gotta love that Trucoat
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August 10, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Gotta love that Trucoat
If you win I assume any parking tickets, late returns to Blockbuster or money laundering enquiries are cancelled?
August 10, 2026 at 2:57 PM
If you win I assume any parking tickets, late returns to Blockbuster or money laundering enquiries are cancelled?
I find slim fit (as opposed to skinny) jeans don't look like I'm trying desperately to not be in my 50s without looking like I've given up
August 9, 2026 at 6:11 PM
I find slim fit (as opposed to skinny) jeans don't look like I'm trying desperately to not be in my 50s without looking like I've given up