Peter Jamieson
@peterjamieson.bsky.social
Husband, father, musician (bassist, Ableton 11 Live user), retired telecom engineer, trade unionist, Scotsman. Likes a laugh in good company along with Guinness or red wine.
" ... in two weeks! Everyone is saying it!"
September 17, 2026 at 11:36 AM
" ... in two weeks! Everyone is saying it!"
Not only does he not understand how tariffs work, he doesn't have the first idea of what the term 'trade deficit' means.
"He may look like an idiot and sound like an idiot, but don't let that fool you. He really *is* an idiot!" Groucho Marx
"He may look like an idiot and sound like an idiot, but don't let that fool you. He really *is* an idiot!" Groucho Marx
September 17, 2026 at 8:03 AM
Not only does he not understand how tariffs work, he doesn't have the first idea of what the term 'trade deficit' means.
"He may look like an idiot and sound like an idiot, but don't let that fool you. He really *is* an idiot!" Groucho Marx
"He may look like an idiot and sound like an idiot, but don't let that fool you. He really *is* an idiot!" Groucho Marx
"I only want pretty boys listening to my speeches!"
September 17, 2026 at 7:55 AM
"I only want pretty boys listening to my speeches!"
"Slight cock-up on the referendum front ... "
September 16, 2026 at 4:42 PM
"Slight cock-up on the referendum front ... "
Are you not saluting his indefatigability?
September 15, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Are you not saluting his indefatigability?
' ... in two weeks' no doubt. 🙄
September 14, 2026 at 3:44 PM
' ... in two weeks' no doubt. 🙄
Are you sure it's not Belinda?
September 14, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Are you sure it's not Belinda?
"I'll be playing tracks from The Compulsory Lentils' latest waxing tonight, but first ... the mighty Fall!"
September 14, 2026 at 12:17 PM
"I'll be playing tracks from The Compulsory Lentils' latest waxing tonight, but first ... the mighty Fall!"
Re-arrange these three words into a well-known Scottish phrase: 'Tae', 'Get', 'F**k'.
September 14, 2026 at 9:00 AM
Re-arrange these three words into a well-known Scottish phrase: 'Tae', 'Get', 'F**k'.
"Ooh! I mispronounced someone's name! Aren't I funny?"
Narrator: "He was, in fact, being a massive cock."
Narrator: "He was, in fact, being a massive cock."
September 13, 2026 at 7:16 PM
"Ooh! I mispronounced someone's name! Aren't I funny?"
Narrator: "He was, in fact, being a massive cock."
Narrator: "He was, in fact, being a massive cock."
It's not a flag, it's a 'fleg'.
"Where is *my* fleg? They're flying an EU fleg and now I don't know who I am!"
How do these people function?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8Jq...
"Where is *my* fleg? They're flying an EU fleg and now I don't know who I am!"
How do these people function?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8Jq...
The Blame Game: Flegs
YouTube video by BBC Northern Ireland
www.youtube.com
September 13, 2026 at 1:32 PM
It's not a flag, it's a 'fleg'.
"Where is *my* fleg? They're flying an EU fleg and now I don't know who I am!"
How do these people function?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8Jq...
"Where is *my* fleg? They're flying an EU fleg and now I don't know who I am!"
How do these people function?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8Jq...
I wouldn't let him sign my helmet. 😳
September 12, 2026 at 6:26 AM
I wouldn't let him sign my helmet. 😳
Is Penfold still a thing?
September 10, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Is Penfold still a thing?
God is obviously a woman, because men have spent the last two thousand years attempting to explain what she *really* meant ...
September 10, 2026 at 2:27 PM
God is obviously a woman, because men have spent the last two thousand years attempting to explain what she *really* meant ...
Is this on top of the DOGE cheque and the tariff refund?
September 10, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Is this on top of the DOGE cheque and the tariff refund?
I always thought that 'pansexual' meant you like doing the business in the kitchen.
I'll get me coat ...
I'll get me coat ...
September 10, 2026 at 12:21 PM
I always thought that 'pansexual' meant you like doing the business in the kitchen.
I'll get me coat ...
I'll get me coat ...
If it steps like a goose ...
September 9, 2026 at 9:12 PM
If it steps like a goose ...
Honestly! It's getting so you can't send images of your gentleman's area to *anyone* nowadays!
September 9, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Honestly! It's getting so you can't send images of your gentleman's area to *anyone* nowadays!
Surely the security and intelligence services were all over this? They'll be tracking their social media and have probably infiltrated the organisation.
September 8, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Surely the security and intelligence services were all over this? They'll be tracking their social media and have probably infiltrated the organisation.
I hope Grindr have built more resilience into their local servers this time.
September 8, 2026 at 10:58 AM
I hope Grindr have built more resilience into their local servers this time.
Presumably all the military cosplay types who constantly squeak about 'stolen valour' will be jumping on this ... any minute now ...
September 7, 2026 at 6:57 AM
Presumably all the military cosplay types who constantly squeak about 'stolen valour' will be jumping on this ... any minute now ...
'Bessent' not 'Bessemer' - f**king auto-correct!
September 6, 2026 at 6:23 PM
'Bessent' not 'Bessemer' - f**king auto-correct!
He'll do a Trump ... "Stephen Cooling? No, I've never met him, but a lot of people are saying very bad things about him. Sad!" 🙄
September 6, 2026 at 4:43 PM
He'll do a Trump ... "Stephen Cooling? No, I've never met him, but a lot of people are saying very bad things about him. Sad!" 🙄
Bessemer thinks he's *so* funny and *so* clever, and he is neither of those things.
September 6, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Bessemer thinks he's *so* funny and *so* clever, and he is neither of those things.
I imagine this guy will be at the front of the queue when Reform UK come for the 'PIP scroungers'. 🙄
September 6, 2026 at 10:50 AM
I imagine this guy will be at the front of the queue when Reform UK come for the 'PIP scroungers'. 🙄