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Phil Liota
@phil.evenfallhollow.com
He/Him. My full name is Raymond Filmore Liota, but just call me Phil. Evenfall Hollow Board of Tourism member and show host. I Enjoy the simple things in life, like long walks in liminal spaces, a good quart of coffee, and Monte Cristo sandwiches.
Shout out to @earworthy.bsky.social for featuring us on their weekly podcast feature!

We appreciate your taking the time to check out our show, and are hugely grateful for the mention and recommendation!
October 7, 2026 at 5:51 PM
"Honestly, I’m not sure what happened after that, but I woke up the next morning with a corner piece of a Walmart birthday cake, a cardboard birthday hat with polka dots on it, and I’m missing my right shoe.
So how was your weekend Paul?
What? Why the face again?"
Ep 28: Kompromat - coming 10/15
October 7, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Episode 27: The Chât is now out!
www.evenfallhollow.com/27-the-chat/
ehbt.podbean.com/e/27-the-chat/
In the aftermath of the "Dougopalypse", the Evenfall Hollow Board of Tourism crew embark on an epic hike through the forest in search of a new recording studio, and proof that Phil isn't crazy.
27. The Chât – Evenfall Hollow Board of Tourism
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October 1, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Muffin would like everyone to know that the plastic bags from Five Below just hit different.
September 29, 2026 at 3:30 PM
"Yes Paul, I’ve thought of the billionaires. Muffin and I thought about them all last weekend in fact, while we were watching a documentary about the French revolution.

You know I’ve been pronouncing it guillotine instead of gee-o-tine this whole time? Yeah like the L’s in tortilla"

EP27: The Chât
September 24, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Ep 27: The Chât, coming October 1!

In the aftermath of the “Dougopalypse”, the Evenfall Hollow Board of Tourism crew embarks on an epic hike through the forest in search of a new recording studio, and proof that Phil isn’t crazy.

Local Sponsor: Helen’s Bakery
September 22, 2026 at 3:39 PM
After an angry message on the topic, I feel the need to state that our latest episode does NOT actually include AI. At the Evenfall Hollow Board of Tourism, we use AI for one purpose only: As a target for our jokes and unrelenting scorn.

Next time, listen to the episode before getting angry, kay?
September 17, 2026 at 4:17 PM
The Evenfall Hollow Board of Tourism is happy to announce the grand opening of our newest restaurant, Freddy's Kugels, located just off of Main street in New Hollow.

Freddy's Kugels.
"We'll see you in your dreams."
September 17, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Big shoutout to @podcastdelivery.com for featuring our show yesterday. As our mayor would say, they are definitely a Peaches and Cream kind of crowd!
September 15, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Reposted by Phil Liota
Explore the charming oddities of Evenfall Hollow with phil.evenfallhollow.com and ruumckinney.com. Discover local news, meet residents and businesses, and consult Muffin, the prophetic office cat, in this delightful audio-fiction podcast.
September 14, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Episode 26: Moist, is now out!
www.evenfallhollow.com/26-moist/
ehbt.podbean.com/e/26-moist/
We grudgingly welcome our new coworker, an AI chatbot named “BetterPhil” to the show. Also, we take listener questions from the community, and discuss potential career paths for an erotic mime.
26. Moist – Evenfall Hollow Board of Tourism
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September 15, 2026 at 2:55 PM
from personal experience, I can tell you that erotic mimery is perhaps the one field that really doesn’t work out here. So, you have pretty much two options: Become the host of a tourism promoting show, or become a fitness guru and make friends with Tom Petty. Either way, get that shingles vaccine.
September 9, 2026 at 3:38 PM
"Marty. Are you fixing this AI agent, or what?
What do you mean you have no idea how it works?
Is there like a check box to make it stop randomly saying moist?
Okay...
Marty says there is a check box for “Racist tirades”, and “Buy out PS5 stock or Pokemon cards”, but nothing about it saying moist."
September 1, 2026 at 5:37 PM
I love pumpkin and banana flavored things.
As such, I have pre-tied myself to a wooden stake and await my fate.
Also, I've placed the lighter fluid on that nearby table. It's pumpkin scented - you'll love it.
August 28, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Coming soon:
Episode 26: "Moist"

We grudgingly welcome our new coworker, an AI chatbot named "BetterPhil" to the show. Also, we take listener questions from the community, and discuss potential career paths for an erotic mime.

Local Sponsor support provided by: Gary By Candlelight
August 21, 2026 at 5:35 PM
EP 25: Enraptured is out!
The Rapture is here and Pastor Glanville’s Blessed and Lord Loving Souls are selling their worldly possessions to get ready. Also, a new hip-hop ballet by the Bonecruncher, and is Brandon okay?
Local Sponsor support provided by: Rapture
www.evenfallhollow.com/25-enraptured/
25. Enraptured – Evenfall Hollow Board of Tourism
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August 15, 2026 at 5:37 PM
"Listeners, it appears the Rapture has happened after all!
Hold on. Slow down Pastor.
Okay. Really?
Listeners, out of the entire town, we appear to be missing but a single person. And this single person, this paragon of godliness… Is..."

Episode 25: Enraptured, coming 8/15
August 13, 2026 at 2:17 PM
"So listeners, I’m talking with Edith Cranstein who is currently selling everything she owns, including her house, because she will not need any of it.
So Edith, how did you find out about the Rapture?
Okay... So an online South African Preacher on TikTok?"

"Enraptured" coming Aug 15.
August 5, 2026 at 4:47 PM
We are still on our summer schedule, so our next episode "Enraptured" will be released on 8/15.

We apologize for the wait, I... Ugh. Yes, Ms. Cranstein. I know you've been waiting your whole life, and 18 days is small potatoes compared to your plight. No Ms. Cranstein, my mother didn't type this.
July 29, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Let me tell you a joke.

There is a guy. This guy has 6 months of episode notes, jokes, and storyline saved for a show. He has all this saved on his phone, probably 50+ pages of stuff. He has it set to auto backup and usually manually backs up too.

He tells everyone to always back up their data.
July 25, 2026 at 4:15 PM
I like chips, but I usually just grab a few as I walk by, and then forget about them.

2 days before my disappearance, these appeared in the office.

I was found by Paul, locked in a broom closet with cheese dust around my mouth as I muttered "my precious" over and over.

Stay Safe Listeners.
July 21, 2026 at 4:13 PM
As a resident of a town with 2 WeWork buildings full of liminal hallways that lead to a Bennigans, a Chiropractor, a Mothman hosted spin class, a bakery, and a Board of Tourism office, we would like to assure A24 we didn't travel 3 years into the future to steal their ideas for a backrooms movie.
July 17, 2026 at 4:54 PM
EP 24 is now available!
www.evenfallhollow.com/24-send-in-t...
A clown alley is terrorizing residents of the Hollow, and the EHBT crew is on the case. Also, Muffin has had enough! Or not enough?

Local Sponsor Support Provided by: GameStop
"We're like a Payday Loan Company, but we sell Funko Pops!"
24: Send in the Clowns – Evenfall Hollow Board of Tourism
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July 15, 2026 at 3:48 PM
"..the pastor was also at the Taco Bell during the clown debacle. Witnesses report that he hit one clown with a slipper and then accidentally got bear maced.
I’m not laughing Paul.
Okay. Maybe I am. Sorry Pastor. And thank you for the turnover. It was flaky and delicious."

Ep. 24, coming on Jul 15
July 13, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Not sure what is driving the bump in downloads, but the EHBT crew extends its heartfelt appreciation to everyone who has given us a listen.

Ep 24: "Send in the clowns" will be available on July 15. If slapstick comedy, explosions, and office cat related maulings is your jam, you're in for a treat!
July 8, 2026 at 5:53 PM