Phil Liota
@phil.evenfallhollow.com
He/Him. My full name is Raymond Filmore Liota, but just call me Phil. Evenfall Hollow Board of Tourism member and show host. I Enjoy the simple things in life, like long walks in liminal spaces, a good quart of coffee, and Monte Cristo sandwiches.
I like chips, but I usually just grab a few as I walk by, and then forget about them.
2 days before my disappearance, these appeared in the office.
I was found by Paul, locked in a broom closet with cheese dust around my mouth as I muttered "my precious" over and over.
Stay Safe Listeners.
2 days before my disappearance, these appeared in the office.
I was found by Paul, locked in a broom closet with cheese dust around my mouth as I muttered "my precious" over and over.
Stay Safe Listeners.
July 21, 2026 at 4:13 PM
I like chips, but I usually just grab a few as I walk by, and then forget about them.
2 days before my disappearance, these appeared in the office.
I was found by Paul, locked in a broom closet with cheese dust around my mouth as I muttered "my precious" over and over.
Stay Safe Listeners.
2 days before my disappearance, these appeared in the office.
I was found by Paul, locked in a broom closet with cheese dust around my mouth as I muttered "my precious" over and over.
Stay Safe Listeners.
We are on our summer release schedule right now, so our next episode won't be until July 15, when we debut "Send in the Clowns".
In other news, I had a Monte Cristo, and it was delicious!
In other news, I had a Monte Cristo, and it was delicious!
June 30, 2026 at 3:14 PM
We are on our summer release schedule right now, so our next episode won't be until July 15, when we debut "Send in the Clowns".
In other news, I had a Monte Cristo, and it was delicious!
In other news, I had a Monte Cristo, and it was delicious!
I live to try new things. And that's why I nabbed these Peelerz Corn flavored gummies.
I enjoy Atole. I like those Knorr Hot Corn drinks.
This is neither of those.
Smell: Erik Estrada from the music video for "Pepper"
Taste: Eating a tub of vaseline in an Iowa cornfield.
#philuponsnacks
I enjoy Atole. I like those Knorr Hot Corn drinks.
This is neither of those.
Smell: Erik Estrada from the music video for "Pepper"
Taste: Eating a tub of vaseline in an Iowa cornfield.
#philuponsnacks
February 24, 2026 at 4:52 PM
I live to try new things. And that's why I nabbed these Peelerz Corn flavored gummies.
I enjoy Atole. I like those Knorr Hot Corn drinks.
This is neither of those.
Smell: Erik Estrada from the music video for "Pepper"
Taste: Eating a tub of vaseline in an Iowa cornfield.
#philuponsnacks
I enjoy Atole. I like those Knorr Hot Corn drinks.
This is neither of those.
Smell: Erik Estrada from the music video for "Pepper"
Taste: Eating a tub of vaseline in an Iowa cornfield.
#philuponsnacks
Ranch flavored Kraft Mac & Cheese: The taste of summer.
And by summer, I mean it tastes the way a hot inflatable pool filled with an old garden hose smells, except you eat it.
I ate some, and an older lady at the store complained that I smelled like an amateur magician.
#philuponsnacks
And by summer, I mean it tastes the way a hot inflatable pool filled with an old garden hose smells, except you eat it.
I ate some, and an older lady at the store complained that I smelled like an amateur magician.
#philuponsnacks
February 17, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Ranch flavored Kraft Mac & Cheese: The taste of summer.
And by summer, I mean it tastes the way a hot inflatable pool filled with an old garden hose smells, except you eat it.
I ate some, and an older lady at the store complained that I smelled like an amateur magician.
#philuponsnacks
And by summer, I mean it tastes the way a hot inflatable pool filled with an old garden hose smells, except you eat it.
I ate some, and an older lady at the store complained that I smelled like an amateur magician.
#philuponsnacks
With Season 2 on the horizon, the EHBT staff is hard at work swapping things out to our new show logo.
Feedback is welcome, but please be gentle - Paul is the office's best artist, and he mostly sticks to erotic macaroni art. This is a big step for him!
Feedback is welcome, but please be gentle - Paul is the office's best artist, and he mostly sticks to erotic macaroni art. This is a big step for him!
February 10, 2026 at 7:25 PM
With Season 2 on the horizon, the EHBT staff is hard at work swapping things out to our new show logo.
Feedback is welcome, but please be gentle - Paul is the office's best artist, and he mostly sticks to erotic macaroni art. This is a big step for him!
Feedback is welcome, but please be gentle - Paul is the office's best artist, and he mostly sticks to erotic macaroni art. This is a big step for him!
The Evenfall Hollow Board of Tourism wishes everyone a happy and safe Halloween. May every child have a full belly and a full trick-or-treat bucket, and may every family finish their rounds and return home safely.
To those who would instead choose to kidnap, traumatize, and destroy:
To those who would instead choose to kidnap, traumatize, and destroy:
October 31, 2025 at 3:44 PM
The Evenfall Hollow Board of Tourism wishes everyone a happy and safe Halloween. May every child have a full belly and a full trick-or-treat bucket, and may every family finish their rounds and return home safely.
To those who would instead choose to kidnap, traumatize, and destroy:
To those who would instead choose to kidnap, traumatize, and destroy:
The crew at the Evenfall Hollow Board of Tourism stand by the fact that all people, regardless of race, sexual orientation, ethnicity, or immigration status, are people. And ALL People have the right to be safe, to be heard, and to be equal. No Kings, No Fascism, and No Nazis. #nokings
October 18, 2025 at 7:05 PM
The crew at the Evenfall Hollow Board of Tourism stand by the fact that all people, regardless of race, sexual orientation, ethnicity, or immigration status, are people. And ALL People have the right to be safe, to be heard, and to be equal. No Kings, No Fascism, and No Nazis. #nokings
Bert, in regards to your future book:
August 28, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Bert, in regards to your future book:
I offer unity for the divided masses
August 27, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I offer unity for the divided masses
Babe, wake up, the new cracker barrel logo dropped:
August 20, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Babe, wake up, the new cracker barrel logo dropped:
Hey Pastor, what's for dinner?
Am I doing it right Muffin?
Am I doing it right Muffin?
July 24, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Hey Pastor, what's for dinner?
Am I doing it right Muffin?
Am I doing it right Muffin?
I can't decide. Is Lisa Murkowski:
A. Realizing she's going to be visited by 3 ghosts again for voting FOR yet another bill/confirmation she knows is bad,
B. Trying to remember if it's her turn, or Susan Collins' to vote yes and pass the buck,
or
C. Trying to use the self checkout at Walmart.
A. Realizing she's going to be visited by 3 ghosts again for voting FOR yet another bill/confirmation she knows is bad,
B. Trying to remember if it's her turn, or Susan Collins' to vote yes and pass the buck,
or
C. Trying to use the self checkout at Walmart.
July 2, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I can't decide. Is Lisa Murkowski:
A. Realizing she's going to be visited by 3 ghosts again for voting FOR yet another bill/confirmation she knows is bad,
B. Trying to remember if it's her turn, or Susan Collins' to vote yes and pass the buck,
or
C. Trying to use the self checkout at Walmart.
A. Realizing she's going to be visited by 3 ghosts again for voting FOR yet another bill/confirmation she knows is bad,
B. Trying to remember if it's her turn, or Susan Collins' to vote yes and pass the buck,
or
C. Trying to use the self checkout at Walmart.
I'm sorry, what was the question again?
June 28, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I'm sorry, what was the question again?
June 14, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Caturday vibes after a busy week of foretelling people's deaths for the Evenfall Hollow community. Enjoy your weekend Muffin, you earned it.
May 17, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Caturday vibes after a busy week of foretelling people's deaths for the Evenfall Hollow community. Enjoy your weekend Muffin, you earned it.
Way ahead of you. If I end up owing a bunch of back-rent, I'll have an escape plan!
April 15, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Way ahead of you. If I end up owing a bunch of back-rent, I'll have an escape plan!