jane phillip
@phillipjane.bsky.social
welcome to my website
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I will offend again.
October 4, 2026 at 12:30 PM
I will offend again.
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hey guys it's ya boi junior big extra, coming to you live on parole from gay baby jail
October 1, 2026 at 10:33 AM
hey guys it's ya boi junior big extra, coming to you live on parole from gay baby jail
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me: hi gimme a large pizza
pizza guy: any appetizers?
me: what do you have?
pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce
me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce
pizza guy: and for your dip?
me: sauce
pizza guy: any appetizers?
me: what do you have?
pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce
me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce
pizza guy: and for your dip?
me: sauce
September 10, 2026 at 11:21 PM
me: hi gimme a large pizza
pizza guy: any appetizers?
me: what do you have?
pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce
me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce
pizza guy: and for your dip?
me: sauce
pizza guy: any appetizers?
me: what do you have?
pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce
me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce
pizza guy: and for your dip?
me: sauce
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This is some fucking bullshit. This young man saved people‘s lives and he’s getting probation because he didn’t have a concealed carry permit for the gun he carried to do it. www.fox2detroit.com/news/fairlan...
Fairlane shooting: 19-year-old who acted in self-defense killing mall gunman, sentenced
A chaotic scene that played out at Fairlane mall on July 3 left three shot and two dead after a fight escalated. The 19-year-old who shot and killed a man dead in self defense was sentenced to probati...
www.fox2detroit.com
September 11, 2026 at 2:38 AM
This is some fucking bullshit. This young man saved people‘s lives and he’s getting probation because he didn’t have a concealed carry permit for the gun he carried to do it. www.fox2detroit.com/news/fairlan...
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Yuji Kaida, Invasion of the Astro-Monster, 1965
September 3, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Yuji Kaida, Invasion of the Astro-Monster, 1965
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computer art (1991) archive.org/details/1991...
September 2, 2026 at 7:40 AM
computer art (1991) archive.org/details/1991...
genuinely the only two people on this list i have heard of are ms. rachel and that guy who electrocutes his dog
it’s that time of year again, Rolling Stone released their list of the top 25 content creators, which is actually a test of how old and out of touch you are… the lower your score, the more out of touch
i’ve heard of 11 out of 25
i’ve heard of 11 out of 25
25 Most Influential Creators of 2026
From breakout comedians and beauty experts to fashion newcomers and political stars, here are some of the biggest voices shaping the internet in 2026.
www.rollingstone.com
August 31, 2026 at 4:49 PM
genuinely the only two people on this list i have heard of are ms. rachel and that guy who electrocutes his dog
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new gender-neutral greeting dropped
This is what I say when I walk into the room and want to get everyone's attention
August 25, 2026 at 2:43 AM
new gender-neutral greeting dropped
okay, I’ll finally move this from my notes app to letterboxd boxd.it/WPIj2
August 24, 2026 at 2:57 PM
okay, I’ll finally move this from my notes app to letterboxd boxd.it/WPIj2
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Such a sucker for this kind of thing
August 23, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Such a sucker for this kind of thing
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[drunk as hell trying to remember joanna newsom's name] natalie harp
August 22, 2026 at 2:59 AM
[drunk as hell trying to remember joanna newsom's name] natalie harp
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Jack Reacher makes a desert eagle look like a Walther ppk
March 2, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Jack Reacher makes a desert eagle look like a Walther ppk
honestly thats the dream
August 21, 2026 at 12:40 AM
honestly thats the dream
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Holy fuck a world where we dont have to pay rent, medical bills, where we have food enough to eat, where our friends and loved ones dont have to work themselves to the bone and we could actually spend all our time together
August 20, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Holy fuck a world where we dont have to pay rent, medical bills, where we have food enough to eat, where our friends and loved ones dont have to work themselves to the bone and we could actually spend all our time together
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idk if this is a hot take but the reason anti-flock sentiment crosses the political spectrum is that flock cameras are finally putting white americans in the position of experiencing the malevolent arbitrariness of police violence
August 20, 2026 at 3:44 PM
idk if this is a hot take but the reason anti-flock sentiment crosses the political spectrum is that flock cameras are finally putting white americans in the position of experiencing the malevolent arbitrariness of police violence
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Cops had footage from a nearby camera of this guy destroying a Flock camera and the grand jury still tossed the case👍
Felony charges dismissed against Clermont County man for destruction of Flock camera
A Clermont County man, who was facing felony vandalism charges for allegedly destroying a Flock camera in Union Township, had his case dismissed.
local12.com
August 20, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Cops had footage from a nearby camera of this guy destroying a Flock camera and the grand jury still tossed the case👍
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Commissions are open ✨ email or dm me for illustrations, tattoo design, video game work and comics!
August 20, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Commissions are open ✨ email or dm me for illustrations, tattoo design, video game work and comics!
every new sourdough starter arriving at my house:
August 20, 2026 at 5:55 PM
every new sourdough starter arriving at my house:
blaring viagra boys at my new sourdough starter so the bread turn out Extra Nasty
August 20, 2026 at 5:32 PM
blaring viagra boys at my new sourdough starter so the bread turn out Extra Nasty
idk if this is a hot take but the reason anti-flock sentiment crosses the political spectrum is that flock cameras are finally putting white americans in the position of experiencing the malevolent arbitrariness of police violence
August 20, 2026 at 3:44 PM
idk if this is a hot take but the reason anti-flock sentiment crosses the political spectrum is that flock cameras are finally putting white americans in the position of experiencing the malevolent arbitrariness of police violence
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