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Every Democrat miles away from power: Workers of the World, Unite!
Every Democrat after winning power: Uh, uh! We can't hurt the Parliamentarian's feelings! Here's a means-tested coupon for Burger King!
Every Democrat after winning power: Uh, uh! We can't hurt the Parliamentarian's feelings! Here's a means-tested coupon for Burger King!
September 13, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Every Democrat miles away from power: Workers of the World, Unite!
Every Democrat after winning power: Uh, uh! We can't hurt the Parliamentarian's feelings! Here's a means-tested coupon for Burger King!
Every Democrat after winning power: Uh, uh! We can't hurt the Parliamentarian's feelings! Here's a means-tested coupon for Burger King!
That's Che in front, then Kenny Loggins in the back.
September 12, 2026 at 3:35 PM
That's Che in front, then Kenny Loggins in the back.
That's great. I remember at the time my English teacher told the class she was going to report me to the FBI because I said I didn't think all Muslims should be blamed for 9/11.
September 11, 2026 at 3:39 PM
That's great. I remember at the time my English teacher told the class she was going to report me to the FBI because I said I didn't think all Muslims should be blamed for 9/11.
We call them Weans.
September 8, 2026 at 10:57 PM
We call them Weans.
He's like one of those depressed tool animals on The Flintstones that says "...It's a living" except if you point it out to him he launches into an angry rant.
August 30, 2026 at 3:58 PM
He's like one of those depressed tool animals on The Flintstones that says "...It's a living" except if you point it out to him he launches into an angry rant.
They're becoming preppers. The Department of War wants to be ready when the Government comes after them.
August 28, 2026 at 6:53 AM
They're becoming preppers. The Department of War wants to be ready when the Government comes after them.
We're gonna sprinkle flamin' hot Cheeto dust on them and put them in pozole.
August 20, 2026 at 12:01 AM
We're gonna sprinkle flamin' hot Cheeto dust on them and put them in pozole.
How you used that grace during Woke 1.
August 10, 2026 at 4:06 PM
How you used that grace during Woke 1.
For over a decade nobody knows the beautiful game over at Deadspin/Defector better than Soccer Billy. And they've never tried to rectify that.
August 7, 2026 at 3:07 PM
For over a decade nobody knows the beautiful game over at Deadspin/Defector better than Soccer Billy. And they've never tried to rectify that.
I will only vote for Democrats who smugly reply to this big government entitlement spending with "How are you going to pay for it?"
August 6, 2026 at 1:21 AM
I will only vote for Democrats who smugly reply to this big government entitlement spending with "How are you going to pay for it?"
Accurate in that the Democrat fish isn't pursuing any prey it's just curious about Fascism.
August 3, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Accurate in that the Democrat fish isn't pursuing any prey it's just curious about Fascism.
The one recurring lesson of American history is that if a large enough group of citizens (for example, a plane's cabin) all commit a crime together it becomes legal.
July 28, 2026 at 5:54 PM
The one recurring lesson of American history is that if a large enough group of citizens (for example, a plane's cabin) all commit a crime together it becomes legal.
According to his jump wings Jesus apparently came back via parachute.
July 25, 2026 at 10:38 PM
According to his jump wings Jesus apparently came back via parachute.
Big Boy, because they franchised him all over the country and each chain renamed him so there's dozens of Big Boys.
July 24, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Big Boy, because they franchised him all over the country and each chain renamed him so there's dozens of Big Boys.
(go on post it post it post it...) Ahem. More like a Doodymoon.
July 22, 2026 at 7:25 PM
(go on post it post it post it...) Ahem. More like a Doodymoon.
...Subject to the requirements of the curse.
July 21, 2026 at 8:26 PM
...Subject to the requirements of the curse.
A Targaryen without a dragon is insane. A Targaryen with a dragon is merely eccentric.
July 18, 2026 at 9:49 PM
A Targaryen without a dragon is insane. A Targaryen with a dragon is merely eccentric.