Evil Spock
@polispock.bsky.social
Half-human, half-Vulcan, from the future AND from an alternative universe -- thus has trouble using logic to grasp today's political climate.
“What do you carry in the bag, Natalie?”
“Depends.”
“On what? Oh, wait…”
“Depends.”
“On what? Oh, wait…”
September 12, 2026 at 6:39 PM
“What do you carry in the bag, Natalie?”
“Depends.”
“On what? Oh, wait…”
“Depends.”
“On what? Oh, wait…”
Highly illogical.
Somebody in the room needs the institutional authority to say:
“Mr. President… what the fuck is wrong with you?”
Apparently that position wasn’t included in the staffing plan.
“Mr. President… what the fuck is wrong with you?”
Apparently that position wasn’t included in the staffing plan.
September 7, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Highly illogical.
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This is what Natalie does all day for $150,000 salary from us. Troll the internet for weirdo twisted memes & videos from the cultists, show them to Trump, he approves them, then she puts them out to the world. People who claimed that criticism of her was unfair are morons. M bsky.app/profile/atru...
A string of absolutely bonkers Truth Social posts from Trump in the span of about 10 minutes
September 7, 2026 at 11:02 AM
This is what Natalie does all day for $150,000 salary from us. Troll the internet for weirdo twisted memes & videos from the cultists, show them to Trump, he approves them, then she puts them out to the world. People who claimed that criticism of her was unfair are morons. M bsky.app/profile/atru...
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America’s 250th:
- A fair on the Mall celebrating Trump
- A UFC fight for Trump to enjoy
- A concert with no big stars
- A Trump rally
- A too-late fireworks show
- An Indycar race for Trump to vroom
- A bribe jet that needs two backups
More Trump’s quinceañera than America’s semiquincentennial.
- A fair on the Mall celebrating Trump
- A UFC fight for Trump to enjoy
- A concert with no big stars
- A Trump rally
- A too-late fireworks show
- An Indycar race for Trump to vroom
- A bribe jet that needs two backups
More Trump’s quinceañera than America’s semiquincentennial.
August 23, 2026 at 7:14 PM
America’s 250th:
- A fair on the Mall celebrating Trump
- A UFC fight for Trump to enjoy
- A concert with no big stars
- A Trump rally
- A too-late fireworks show
- An Indycar race for Trump to vroom
- A bribe jet that needs two backups
More Trump’s quinceañera than America’s semiquincentennial.
- A fair on the Mall celebrating Trump
- A UFC fight for Trump to enjoy
- A concert with no big stars
- A Trump rally
- A too-late fireworks show
- An Indycar race for Trump to vroom
- A bribe jet that needs two backups
More Trump’s quinceañera than America’s semiquincentennial.
MAGA: "So that's an average of 4,300 trades per president in this century. What's the big deal?"
August 23, 2026 at 7:14 PM
MAGA: "So that's an average of 4,300 trades per president in this century. What's the big deal?"
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The United States and Canada have been friends, partners, and allies for more than 150 years across 32 presidential administrations. And now, solely because of the arrogance, incompetence, and ego of the current occupant of the White House, that relationship is being driven straight toward a cliff.
August 23, 2026 at 2:36 AM
The United States and Canada have been friends, partners, and allies for more than 150 years across 32 presidential administrations. And now, solely because of the arrogance, incompetence, and ego of the current occupant of the White House, that relationship is being driven straight toward a cliff.
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MAGA cultists sure do love to gulp down that Trump Kool-Aid. Gullible morons.
August 16, 2026 at 9:43 PM
MAGA cultists sure do love to gulp down that Trump Kool-Aid. Gullible morons.
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Knicks won, what, 15 of 16 their last playoff games? The only one they lost was the one with the special guest?
Fascinating.
Fascinating.
June 14, 2026 at 5:59 AM
Knicks won, what, 15 of 16 their last playoff games? The only one they lost was the one with the special guest?
Fascinating.
Fascinating.
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If you know, you know ...
June 12, 2026 at 2:25 PM
If you know, you know ...
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YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
May 23, 2026 at 5:16 PM
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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The folks on Fox & Friends tried to mock Stephen Colbert for the guests on his last show. For some reason a producer picked a clip of Robert De Niro saying Trump was blocking the release 2.5 million pages of documents related to the child sex offender - Jeffrey Epstein.
May 23, 2026 at 6:12 AM
The folks on Fox & Friends tried to mock Stephen Colbert for the guests on his last show. For some reason a producer picked a clip of Robert De Niro saying Trump was blocking the release 2.5 million pages of documents related to the child sex offender - Jeffrey Epstein.
AP calls it.
I don't love this. I know it needed to be done, and if I lived in VA I would have voted yes, but reluctantly.
I don't love this. I know it needed to be done, and if I lived in VA I would have voted yes, but reluctantly.
April 22, 2026 at 12:54 AM
AP calls it.
I don't love this. I know it needed to be done, and if I lived in VA I would have voted yes, but reluctantly.
I don't love this. I know it needed to be done, and if I lived in VA I would have voted yes, but reluctantly.
Perfect.
April 10, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Perfect.
Crude dropped $30 a barrel overnight? What??
April 3, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Crude dropped $30 a barrel overnight? What??
Fascinating.
Both of Marco Rubio’s parents were born in Cuba. Marco Rubio was born in Miami in 1971, before they became US citizens. He is a US citizen because he was born in the US under birthright citizenship. #Hypocrites
April 1, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Fascinating.
Kristi Noem has mastered the "M-F-K" game.
April 1, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Kristi Noem has mastered the "M-F-K" game.
It will.
And then the ruling will be appealed, and it'll work its way up to the USSC who will ignore it until after the election, leaving the ruling in place until then.
And then the ruling will be appealed, and it'll work its way up to the USSC who will ignore it until after the election, leaving the ruling in place until then.
This executive order will be knocked down in record speed.
Not only is it a poorly thought out order, it’s clearly beyond his constitutional authority
Not only is it a poorly thought out order, it’s clearly beyond his constitutional authority
This is bullshit. And it’s illegal. We'll see President Trump in court.
www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
April 1, 2026 at 1:27 PM
It will.
And then the ruling will be appealed, and it'll work its way up to the USSC who will ignore it until after the election, leaving the ruling in place until then.
And then the ruling will be appealed, and it'll work its way up to the USSC who will ignore it until after the election, leaving the ruling in place until then.
Please do not repost this.
I have spoken.
This is the way.
I have spoken.
This is the way.
After the White House complained about an unflattering photo of Karoline Leavitt, it was removed from AFP and Getty’s systems. This is the photo in question. Please do not repost it. 👇
April 1, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Please do not repost this.
I have spoken.
This is the way.
I have spoken.
This is the way.
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I love Spock so much. He doesn't divulge information about himself SPECIFICALLY so he can dramatically reveal them in the perfect moment for the biggest shock value. #StarTrek
March 29, 2026 at 12:07 AM
I love Spock so much. He doesn't divulge information about himself SPECIFICALLY so he can dramatically reveal them in the perfect moment for the biggest shock value. #StarTrek
Props to SNL's makeup department, and the actress really nails Pirro's voice (should have been a few more slurred words however).
But the writers have really gone over the top with this parody.
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But the writers have really gone over the top with this parody.
@nbcsnl.bsky.social
March 13, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Props to SNL's makeup department, and the actress really nails Pirro's voice (should have been a few more slurred words however).
But the writers have really gone over the top with this parody.
@nbcsnl.bsky.social
But the writers have really gone over the top with this parody.
@nbcsnl.bsky.social
Tillis's attacks on Noem were not unexpected. He's done, and has nothing to lose. John Kennedy, however, carefully got her basically perjure herself. I think Trump has told key GOP officials that he's done with her, and they have a green light to find a bus to run her over with.
March 4, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Tillis's attacks on Noem were not unexpected. He's done, and has nothing to lose. John Kennedy, however, carefully got her basically perjure herself. I think Trump has told key GOP officials that he's done with her, and they have a green light to find a bus to run her over with.
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Pam Bondi Thought That Went Pretty Well
February 12, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Pam Bondi Thought That Went Pretty Well
The ban of flights in and out of El Paso has been lifted, per the NYT.
That was fairly alarming for a few hours. Still unsure as to why the reason couldn't have been included in the NOTAM.
That was fairly alarming for a few hours. Still unsure as to why the reason couldn't have been included in the NOTAM.
February 11, 2026 at 2:34 PM
The ban of flights in and out of El Paso has been lifted, per the NYT.
That was fairly alarming for a few hours. Still unsure as to why the reason couldn't have been included in the NOTAM.
That was fairly alarming for a few hours. Still unsure as to why the reason couldn't have been included in the NOTAM.