Evil Spock
@polispock.bsky.social
Half-human, half-Vulcan, from the future AND from an alternative universe -- thus has trouble using logic to grasp today's political climate.
I suspect that when one has an IQ of 12, literally everyone encountered can be classified as "elite."
September 18, 2026 at 4:14 PM
I suspect that when one has an IQ of 12, literally everyone encountered can be classified as "elite."
That's the spirit - if it doesn't benefit you, personally, then why have it?
September 17, 2026 at 4:36 PM
That's the spirit - if it doesn't benefit you, personally, then why have it?
Because Mike Johnson is a spineless jellyfish in human form.
September 17, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Because Mike Johnson is a spineless jellyfish in human form.
Empty ones are not…
September 12, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Empty ones are not…
The logical extension of this idea is to *only* reward those who vote GOP; in order to get your check, you must take a photo of your vote and send it in.
(Ridiculously illegal, of course, but so is basically every Trump policy.)
(Ridiculously illegal, of course, but so is basically every Trump policy.)
September 10, 2026 at 1:40 PM
The logical extension of this idea is to *only* reward those who vote GOP; in order to get your check, you must take a photo of your vote and send it in.
(Ridiculously illegal, of course, but so is basically every Trump policy.)
(Ridiculously illegal, of course, but so is basically every Trump policy.)
For those interested in facts (this obviously doesn't apply to the recently-blocked Russian troll):
September 7, 2026 at 3:42 PM
For those interested in facts (this obviously doesn't apply to the recently-blocked Russian troll):
Sean Duffy is doing a heckofa job.
September 6, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Sean Duffy is doing a heckofa job.
For an extra bonus, check out the uniform designs Trump posted on his Temu-Twitter today, and tell me if they remind you of ones from history.
September 6, 2026 at 7:26 PM
For an extra bonus, check out the uniform designs Trump posted on his Temu-Twitter today, and tell me if they remind you of ones from history.
Has anyone asked him for a copy of one of these "real" polls?
August 24, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Has anyone asked him for a copy of one of these "real" polls?
It’s been said before: the only difference between her and stormy is the length of the contract.
August 24, 2026 at 3:52 AM
It’s been said before: the only difference between her and stormy is the length of the contract.
You are correct. But one has to wonder when outlawing early voting will be on the agenda.
August 23, 2026 at 6:25 PM
You are correct. But one has to wonder when outlawing early voting will be on the agenda.
Veekay owes Rasmussen an apology. That accident was caused entirely by Armstrong.
August 23, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Veekay owes Rasmussen an apology. That accident was caused entirely by Armstrong.
Elon, maybe. But ICE will surely be out in force closing off a few dozen polling places in 78722, 75204, 77006, and others because of some vague “terrorist” threat. It won’t take that many.
August 14, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Elon, maybe. But ICE will surely be out in force closing off a few dozen polling places in 78722, 75204, 77006, and others because of some vague “terrorist” threat. It won’t take that many.
Under Stephen Miller's dream/nightmare for America, D'Souza would have been expelled after that felony conviction, yes?
July 22, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Under Stephen Miller's dream/nightmare for America, D'Souza would have been expelled after that felony conviction, yes?
“I’m a doctor, not a structural engineer, dammit!”
July 18, 2026 at 6:31 AM
“I’m a doctor, not a structural engineer, dammit!”