Prescott
@prescotttyler.bsky.social
Improv / stand up / festival producer / unwell / bisexual icon
Obsessed with the girl who cuts my hair because I told her I want to look less like gay Joe Dirt and more like gay Jeff Foxworthy and she knew exactly what that meant
September 11, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Obsessed with the girl who cuts my hair because I told her I want to look less like gay Joe Dirt and more like gay Jeff Foxworthy and she knew exactly what that meant
I love commenting on an Instagram reel "recipe" to get DMed a recipe we all know I am not going to make something about being briefly hopeful feels so nice
August 31, 2026 at 4:22 AM
I love commenting on an Instagram reel "recipe" to get DMed a recipe we all know I am not going to make something about being briefly hopeful feels so nice
I visited the fart corner and everyone knew you there
Shut up and get in your fart corner
August 27, 2026 at 11:30 PM
I visited the fart corner and everyone knew you there
Purposefully making my PowerPoint a little shitty so people know I didn't make it with Al
August 27, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Purposefully making my PowerPoint a little shitty so people know I didn't make it with Al
Best thing I did for my mental health recently was turn profile views off on TikTok. Just like the back of my head, that is none of my business.
August 25, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Best thing I did for my mental health recently was turn profile views off on TikTok. Just like the back of my head, that is none of my business.
Fartin in the cigar humidor I'm smokin on that shit
May 6, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Fartin in the cigar humidor I'm smokin on that shit
If I ever did drag my name would be Dory Toes. Can't believe no one has ever used that.
April 19, 2026 at 3:13 PM
If I ever did drag my name would be Dory Toes. Can't believe no one has ever used that.
Lumpy Space Princess staring in Legally Blonde the Musical:
Oh my glob oh my glob you guys
Oh my glob oh my glob you guys
April 18, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Lumpy Space Princess staring in Legally Blonde the Musical:
Oh my glob oh my glob you guys
Oh my glob oh my glob you guys
it's so confusing sometimes to be a dog (dog, dog, dog, dog)
December 28, 2024 at 4:56 PM
it's so confusing sometimes to be a dog (dog, dog, dog, dog)
Snape can be black but it's extremely important to the story for him to not be this hot
December 6, 2024 at 12:14 AM
Snape can be black but it's extremely important to the story for him to not be this hot
Why are you emailing me on Thanksgiving eve eve
November 26, 2024 at 8:29 PM
Why are you emailing me on Thanksgiving eve eve
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Been a tough ten days for me
November 26, 2024 at 3:04 PM
Been a tough ten days for me
Reposted by Prescott
“can you believe the average american doesn’t even know what a tariff is??” Yes. Of course I can do that.
November 26, 2024 at 2:46 AM
“can you believe the average american doesn’t even know what a tariff is??” Yes. Of course I can do that.
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Arby’s should make a caffeinated roast beef sandwich
November 26, 2024 at 12:21 PM
Arby’s should make a caffeinated roast beef sandwich
Going around the table at Thanksgiving and asking everyone to explain what a tariff is
Trump announces blanket tariffs on goods imported from Canada, Mexico, and China
November 26, 2024 at 2:06 PM
Going around the table at Thanksgiving and asking everyone to explain what a tariff is
Can't stop thinking about this
November 21, 2024 at 10:02 PM
Can't stop thinking about this
No one is talking about how good it feels to say the word indubitably
November 20, 2024 at 2:34 PM
No one is talking about how good it feels to say the word indubitably
This is what I mean then I say I've got the dog in me
July 4, 2023 at 7:19 PM
This is what I mean then I say I've got the dog in me
Y'all have got to watch this show
July 4, 2023 at 4:04 PM
Y'all have got to watch this show
I love my dog so much but I'm not reading this
July 3, 2023 at 1:32 AM
I love my dog so much but I'm not reading this
Limiting views of a website you're trying to sell ads on is 4D chess and some of you just don't understand (also me I don't understand)
July 2, 2023 at 3:19 PM
Limiting views of a website you're trying to sell ads on is 4D chess and some of you just don't understand (also me I don't understand)
Me on July 1st, a gay person with student loan debt:
July 1, 2023 at 6:22 PM
Me on July 1st, a gay person with student loan debt: