The Straight of Hormel
@privateprism.bsky.social
Authority denier. For each drop spilled by the lash, two by the sword.
All rights are 🫵 your rights and you are worth fighting for.
All rights are 🫵 your rights and you are worth fighting for.
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9/11 this, 9/11 that; some of y’all need to put down the 9 ELVEN rings gifted to the race of men, who above all else, desire power <send>
September 11, 2025 at 3:35 PM
9/11 this, 9/11 that; some of y’all need to put down the 9 ELVEN rings gifted to the race of men, who above all else, desire power <send>
Them: The entire pre-Christian West was bisexual (sneering)
Me: The entire pre-Christian West was bisexual (clapping, whistling, hooting & hollering)
Me: The entire pre-Christian West was bisexual (clapping, whistling, hooting & hollering)
September 8, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Them: The entire pre-Christian West was bisexual (sneering)
Me: The entire pre-Christian West was bisexual (clapping, whistling, hooting & hollering)
Me: The entire pre-Christian West was bisexual (clapping, whistling, hooting & hollering)
Heated Rivalry? The Epic of Gilgamesh is about two buff boys almost kissing and that shit has been out for five thousand years.
August 22, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Heated Rivalry? The Epic of Gilgamesh is about two buff boys almost kissing and that shit has been out for five thousand years.
The only good side-effect of our current Court of Evil Perverts government is the maybe permanent end of the USA's global hegemony.
All my homies hate empires.
All my homies hate empires.
August 18, 2026 at 6:17 PM
The only good side-effect of our current Court of Evil Perverts government is the maybe permanent end of the USA's global hegemony.
All my homies hate empires.
All my homies hate empires.
Ultimately, what we're up against re: authoritarianism is a small group of losers and buffoons who, for one reason or another, have decided that seizing the power of life and death over as many people as possible is preferable to having one interest and getting good at sex.
August 4, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Ultimately, what we're up against re: authoritarianism is a small group of losers and buffoons who, for one reason or another, have decided that seizing the power of life and death over as many people as possible is preferable to having one interest and getting good at sex.
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the point of all creative endeavor is to get someone you admire to say something so thoughtfully cruel about it that you can tell they actually really enjoyed it
July 28, 2026 at 2:57 PM
the point of all creative endeavor is to get someone you admire to say something so thoughtfully cruel about it that you can tell they actually really enjoyed it
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If scientists ever identify the Universal Common Ancestor, I want five minutes alone with that guy to make him answer for all of this.
July 13, 2026 at 3:20 AM
If scientists ever identify the Universal Common Ancestor, I want five minutes alone with that guy to make him answer for all of this.
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Nah but who the fuck is Gavin Newsom to tell me what is normal? He be fully chubbed up in tight ass wranglers tearing down homeless encampments with his bare hands
December 7, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Nah but who the fuck is Gavin Newsom to tell me what is normal? He be fully chubbed up in tight ass wranglers tearing down homeless encampments with his bare hands
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> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
October 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
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there's no room for political violence in america like there's no room for newspapers in a hoarder's house
September 11, 2025 at 12:42 AM
there's no room for political violence in america like there's no room for newspapers in a hoarder's house
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Pigeon That Flew Down Into Subway Going To Need All His Wits To Get Out Of This One
August 19, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Pigeon That Flew Down Into Subway Going To Need All His Wits To Get Out Of This One
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every “ancient tradition” was invented between 1848-1870 and every “modern perversion” is so ancient as to predate writing
August 15, 2025 at 5:34 PM
every “ancient tradition” was invented between 1848-1870 and every “modern perversion” is so ancient as to predate writing
Why do tech guys insist on inserting themselves into politics? Shut up and code imo
August 5, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Why do tech guys insist on inserting themselves into politics? Shut up and code imo
(Seeing an improv podcaster I've been a fan of for a decade get a role in a TV show) "I am the kingmaker."
July 31, 2025 at 8:15 PM
(Seeing an improv podcaster I've been a fan of for a decade get a role in a TV show) "I am the kingmaker."
Anybody remember the Metaverse? Lmao
July 26, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Anybody remember the Metaverse? Lmao
Primarily via aid cuts, the United States is currently committing genocide abroad. With the war chest given to ICE, they are preparing to commit it at scale domestically.
This is a criminal government that must be stopped and its members tried for their crimes.
This is a criminal government that must be stopped and its members tried for their crimes.
July 15, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Primarily via aid cuts, the United States is currently committing genocide abroad. With the war chest given to ICE, they are preparing to commit it at scale domestically.
This is a criminal government that must be stopped and its members tried for their crimes.
This is a criminal government that must be stopped and its members tried for their crimes.
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And AGAIN, this is why hammering voters in red states about getting “what they voted for” is a losing strategy—it lacks humanity and sows distrust.
Instead, we should show up for the people and stand with them and AGAINST the those in power.
Instead, we should show up for the people and stand with them and AGAINST the those in power.
July 11, 2025 at 3:44 PM
And AGAIN, this is why hammering voters in red states about getting “what they voted for” is a losing strategy—it lacks humanity and sows distrust.
Instead, we should show up for the people and stand with them and AGAINST the those in power.
Instead, we should show up for the people and stand with them and AGAINST the those in power.
Few people are willing to (correctly) adopt a French Resistance attitude toward this government, but I bet they'd really hate to have to take the Russian approach.
#news #history #resist #nokings #immigration #dotheseworkonthis
#news #history #resist #nokings #immigration #dotheseworkonthis
July 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Few people are willing to (correctly) adopt a French Resistance attitude toward this government, but I bet they'd really hate to have to take the Russian approach.
#news #history #resist #nokings #immigration #dotheseworkonthis
#news #history #resist #nokings #immigration #dotheseworkonthis
"The white race is being replaced."
Literally who cares? Grow up and get a real identity. Stephen Miller could have just learned how to tell jokes and gotten along just fine in the most abundant society ever, but half the idiots that look like him would rather die in Civil War 2 than have hobbies.
Literally who cares? Grow up and get a real identity. Stephen Miller could have just learned how to tell jokes and gotten along just fine in the most abundant society ever, but half the idiots that look like him would rather die in Civil War 2 than have hobbies.
July 8, 2025 at 4:49 PM
"The white race is being replaced."
Literally who cares? Grow up and get a real identity. Stephen Miller could have just learned how to tell jokes and gotten along just fine in the most abundant society ever, but half the idiots that look like him would rather die in Civil War 2 than have hobbies.
Literally who cares? Grow up and get a real identity. Stephen Miller could have just learned how to tell jokes and gotten along just fine in the most abundant society ever, but half the idiots that look like him would rather die in Civil War 2 than have hobbies.
Masculinity is a prison and, therefore, must be abolished.
July 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Masculinity is a prison and, therefore, must be abolished.
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I don’t think anyone is prepared for what they just did w/ ICE.
This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.
It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.
It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
July 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I don’t think anyone is prepared for what they just did w/ ICE.
This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.
It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.
It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
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Are you all resolv’d to give your voices?
July 2, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Are you all resolv’d to give your voices?
Hate crime? You bet I do.
July 1, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Hate crime? You bet I do.
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Congratulations to New York City the home of the famous water for pizza dough
June 25, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Congratulations to New York City the home of the famous water for pizza dough