@professorb-1.bsky.social
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if i take a walk in my little walkable neighborhood to buy fresh flowers and crunchy nectarines and my serenity is punctured by the sound of your tesla flipping in the air, i will blow up your car with a rocket launcher
"Flying cars are real!" 🚀 Elon Musk and Tesla showcase the new Roadster.
October 16, 2026 at 3:55 PM
if i take a walk in my little walkable neighborhood to buy fresh flowers and crunchy nectarines and my serenity is punctured by the sound of your tesla flipping in the air, i will blow up your car with a rocket launcher
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AI stans and their huckster daddys are bad for everyone. You lazy dipshits are rubes and your computer girlfriend is ruining the country for the rest of us, you selfish dicks
My god. A Virginia data center ran backup diesel generators full blast for 24 hours, creating a giant cloud of toxic smoke that choked its human neighbors. The government claimed there was nothing they could do.
Virginia Data Center Ran Diesel Generators for 24 Hours. Residents Fled Their Homes
Virginia data center diesel generators ran nearly 24 hours during a Code Red alert, leaving neighbors with no regulatory recourse under current state permits.
www.gadgetreview.com
October 11, 2026 at 2:22 PM
AI stans and their huckster daddys are bad for everyone. You lazy dipshits are rubes and your computer girlfriend is ruining the country for the rest of us, you selfish dicks
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A survey of over 5,000 fans asked who the most hated team in MLS is in each state!
Philadelphia takes the crown with the entirety of New England!
Sickos, who do you hate most? ⤵️
Philadelphia takes the crown with the entirety of New England!
Sickos, who do you hate most? ⤵️
October 9, 2026 at 1:26 PM
A survey of over 5,000 fans asked who the most hated team in MLS is in each state!
Philadelphia takes the crown with the entirety of New England!
Sickos, who do you hate most? ⤵️
Philadelphia takes the crown with the entirety of New England!
Sickos, who do you hate most? ⤵️
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Why do bash “A-I” dads for not being there for their kids but we never question if the child has bad vibes? Or if they’re just unpleasant to be around?
October 8, 2026 at 12:39 PM
Why do bash “A-I” dads for not being there for their kids but we never question if the child has bad vibes? Or if they’re just unpleasant to be around?
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1. This is incredibly nasty and disgusting work by Stephen A. Smith. Lane Johnson has publicly discussed his mental health and the work he's put in since 2021.
2. What does anything he said have to do with the question on the ticker? How did they get here?
2. What does anything he said have to do with the question on the ticker? How did they get here?
"Now he calls it quits, not before the season. Not in the offseason…four games into the 2026 season, a dude that has been in the league forever, sits back and says I need to focus on my mental health" – Stephen A. Smith on Lane Johnson retiring
October 7, 2026 at 3:29 PM
1. This is incredibly nasty and disgusting work by Stephen A. Smith. Lane Johnson has publicly discussed his mental health and the work he's put in since 2021.
2. What does anything he said have to do with the question on the ticker? How did they get here?
2. What does anything he said have to do with the question on the ticker? How did they get here?
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Tee still trying to find his socks
October 4, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Tee still trying to find his socks
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I am advising you to keep saying this in public
Ken Paxton: The criticism has been that I let a child predator out after one day. Well guess what? They served 60 days.
September 28, 2026 at 8:06 PM
I am advising you to keep saying this in public
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questionable to return (balls and butt and taint)
Cobie Durant falls victim to some of the most dastardly friendly fire i've ever seen
September 20, 2026 at 10:00 PM
questionable to return (balls and butt and taint)
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doesn't matter, 1-0, fuck you, go birds
September 13, 2026 at 11:51 PM
doesn't matter, 1-0, fuck you, go birds
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One of my favorite things we do @channel6.bsky.social is previewing every SEC game, which takes up so much space we have to break it into three parts
part one says you can get naked walking out of Clemson/LSU, and it might be the most sanitary thing to do channel-6.ghost.io/every-sec-ga...
part one says you can get naked walking out of Clemson/LSU, and it might be the most sanitary thing to do channel-6.ghost.io/every-sec-ga...
August 31, 2026 at 5:58 PM
One of my favorite things we do @channel6.bsky.social is previewing every SEC game, which takes up so much space we have to break it into three parts
part one says you can get naked walking out of Clemson/LSU, and it might be the most sanitary thing to do channel-6.ghost.io/every-sec-ga...
part one says you can get naked walking out of Clemson/LSU, and it might be the most sanitary thing to do channel-6.ghost.io/every-sec-ga...
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most irritating part of "how can you root for the US did you know we are bad" is
why the fuck do you think I got here without thinking about all this and coming to my own peace with it
why do I have to be in the slow lane with you, ever
you missed this meeting
I'm not giving you my notes
why the fuck do you think I got here without thinking about all this and coming to my own peace with it
why do I have to be in the slow lane with you, ever
you missed this meeting
I'm not giving you my notes
July 3, 2026 at 5:03 PM
most irritating part of "how can you root for the US did you know we are bad" is
why the fuck do you think I got here without thinking about all this and coming to my own peace with it
why do I have to be in the slow lane with you, ever
you missed this meeting
I'm not giving you my notes
why the fuck do you think I got here without thinking about all this and coming to my own peace with it
why do I have to be in the slow lane with you, ever
you missed this meeting
I'm not giving you my notes
Shoutout to the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social for keeping me in the loop/forcing me to learn everything about Jelly Roll against my will. Can’t wait for his new album
June 17, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Shoutout to the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social for keeping me in the loop/forcing me to learn everything about Jelly Roll against my will. Can’t wait for his new album
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Telemundo TV commentator: "We are one of the only networks in the world to not show ads during the World Cup cooling breaks. We prefer the old school way. We should be able to see what the players do. We show fans, people enjoying, not the corporate direction of football."
June 13, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Telemundo TV commentator: "We are one of the only networks in the world to not show ads during the World Cup cooling breaks. We prefer the old school way. We should be able to see what the players do. We show fans, people enjoying, not the corporate direction of football."
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Giants OLB Abdul Carter on why he responded critically to Jaxson Dart’s decision to introduce Donald Trump:
www.usatoday.com/story/sports...
www.usatoday.com/story/sports...
May 29, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Giants OLB Abdul Carter on why he responded critically to Jaxson Dart’s decision to introduce Donald Trump:
www.usatoday.com/story/sports...
www.usatoday.com/story/sports...
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i've had a rough day time to turn on the loser machine
Jesus Christ, this is more dystopic than anything Philip K Dick ever wrote but it’s what the Russo Brothers want for your AI Slop future
![“Potentially, what you could do with [AI] is obviously use it to engineer storytelling and change storytelling,” Russo said. “So you have a constantly evolving story, either in a game or in a movie or a TV show. You could walk into your house and save the AI on your streaming platform. ‘Hey, I want a movie starring my photoreal avatar and Marilyn Monroe’s photoreal avatar. I want it to be a rom-com because I’ve had a rough day,’ and it renders a very competent story with dialogue that mimics your voice. It mimics your voice, and suddenly now you have a rom-com starring you that’s 90 minutes long. So you can curate your story specifically to you.”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cbhnuflsctq2s7mu4iqcuauq/bafkreibajgqyg4mppmj4b3qgyk2tiwop57qov5gb2zakfsv7iyvqe4uh5q)
April 29, 2026 at 4:40 PM
i've had a rough day time to turn on the loser machine
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this junkballing Czech electrician is a folk hero in Japan for striking out Ohtani in the last WBC (stopped for photos/autographs etc) but he's retiring after this bc Czech league ball doesn't pay the bills.
I love the way he took in in this one last surreal moment before going back to normalcy
I love the way he took in in this one last surreal moment before going back to normalcy
Czechia's Ondřej Satoria, who is a full-time electrician, leaves his final career game to a standing ovation after throwing 4.2 shutout innings against Japan!
March 10, 2026 at 1:57 PM
this junkballing Czech electrician is a folk hero in Japan for striking out Ohtani in the last WBC (stopped for photos/autographs etc) but he's retiring after this bc Czech league ball doesn't pay the bills.
I love the way he took in in this one last surreal moment before going back to normalcy
I love the way he took in in this one last surreal moment before going back to normalcy
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Juan is tying a damsel in distress to some train tracks later tonight
March 7, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Juan is tying a damsel in distress to some train tracks later tonight
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[star power up music starts blasting]
Nintendo suing US government over tariffs
aftermath.site/nintendo-tarif...
aftermath.site/nintendo-tarif...
March 6, 2026 at 7:28 PM
[star power up music starts blasting]
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Never forgiving a single one of the fucks responsible for this
February 26, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Never forgiving a single one of the fucks responsible for this
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It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/
February 24, 2026 at 8:43 PM
It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/
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February 22, 2026 at 8:12 PM