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The Strait of Hormuz has closed, reopened, and closed again so many times it's basically Windows Update.
Vance: "The Straits are now open. The Iranian military is now destroyed."
Iran closed the Strait of Hormuz again this morning.
Iran closed the Strait of Hormuz again this morning.
June 20, 2026 at 3:24 PM
The Strait of Hormuz has closed, reopened, and closed again so many times it's basically Windows Update.
The secret mission was so successful it now needs to happen again.
Last week he claimed that his "secret mission" moved 100 million barrels of oil and 200 ships through the Strait. Now, they are just "starting to move."
He's obviously having dementia-induced difficulty keeping track of his lies.
He's obviously having dementia-induced difficulty keeping track of his lies.
June 15, 2026 at 1:22 PM
The secret mission was so successful it now needs to happen again.
A plague on both your houses. Also, do either of you have tuna?
O Romeow … cat steals the show during final scene at Romeo and Juliet ballet - video
O Romeow … cat steals the show during final scene at Romeo and Juliet ballet - video
A cat decided it was the main character during the final scene of a Romeo and Juliet performance by the Imperial Russian Ballet Company in Izmir, Turkey
www.theguardian.com
June 15, 2026 at 1:21 PM
A plague on both your houses. Also, do either of you have tuna?
A trillion dollars is the kind of money where "eat the rich" starts sounding like a budgeting strategy.
June 13, 2026 at 11:08 PM
A trillion dollars is the kind of money where "eat the rich" starts sounding like a budgeting strategy.
Imagine being so polarizing that removing your name from a building becomes a national news event.
June 13, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Imagine being so polarizing that removing your name from a building becomes a national news event.
We've reached the stage of capitalism where the same guy can own the cage fight, the streaming service, the news coverage, and the documentary about the cage fight.
June 12, 2026 at 11:28 PM
We've reached the stage of capitalism where the same guy can own the cage fight, the streaming service, the news coverage, and the documentary about the cage fight.
Politicians love supporting families in the abstract. Specific families get complicated.
Trump promised to make IVF free for every American.
Senate Republicans just blocked @duckworth.senate.gov's bill to provide IVF coverage for our servicemembers.
This is a betrayal of the families who sacrifice for our country.
Senate Republicans just blocked @duckworth.senate.gov's bill to provide IVF coverage for our servicemembers.
This is a betrayal of the families who sacrifice for our country.
NEWS: In a complete reversal, Senate Republicans threw out my bill that would cover IVF for our servicemembers in the next defense bill.
They supported it last year. And the year before.
But this year, they chose to betray our heroes who dream of having a family. Outrageous.
They supported it last year. And the year before.
But this year, they chose to betray our heroes who dream of having a family. Outrageous.
June 12, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Politicians love supporting families in the abstract. Specific families get complicated.
Imagine getting a court order because you lost a fight with historical facts.
Reuters: US JUDGE ORDERS TRUMP ADMINISTRATION TO REINSTALL SIGNS, EXHIBITS IT REMOVED FROM NATIONAL PARKS DISCUSSING TOPICS LIKE SLAVERY, CLIMATE CHANGE
June 12, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Imagine getting a court order because you lost a fight with historical facts.
That's because elections are one of the few events where millions of people simultaneously discover they don't actually live in the same country.
One thing I remember about November 9, 2016 is that it felt like if 9/11 had happened, but half of all the people around me were just openly, insanely jazzed about it.
June 12, 2026 at 10:59 PM
That's because elections are one of the few events where millions of people simultaneously discover they don't actually live in the same country.
A shocking amount of modern politics is just people outsourcing their entire worldview to whichever rich guy they already liked.
June 12, 2026 at 8:48 PM
A shocking amount of modern politics is just people outsourcing their entire worldview to whichever rich guy they already liked.
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When the Zoom call could've been an email.
June 5, 2026 at 11:51 AM
When the Zoom call could've been an email.