Professional Internet Beggar
@profinternetbeggar.bsky.social
Begging used to be beneath me. I've learnt my lesson. https://ko-fi.com/professionalinternetbeggar
At least the cheese melts easily when the heat turns up like this.
September 13, 2026 at 11:32 PM
At least the cheese melts easily when the heat turns up like this.
McVay’s whiteboards in shambles.
September 13, 2026 at 11:31 PM
McVay’s whiteboards in shambles.
"Reverse Brexit" speedrun in full effect.
September 13, 2026 at 11:30 PM
"Reverse Brexit" speedrun in full effect.
more like existential crisis time
September 13, 2026 at 11:27 PM
more like existential crisis time
one step closer to the grave lmao but who's counting
September 13, 2026 at 11:27 PM
one step closer to the grave lmao but who's counting
a cunning linguist can do anything
September 13, 2026 at 3:45 AM
a cunning linguist can do anything
there's nothing going on in that head lmaoo
September 10, 2026 at 8:17 PM
there's nothing going on in that head lmaoo
“THE THING returns” - Carpenter the 2nd 2028
September 8, 2026 at 2:42 PM
“THE THING returns” - Carpenter the 2nd 2028
"Vote by mail" having to be treated like a high-risk cybersecurity operation is insane
September 8, 2026 at 2:40 PM
"Vote by mail" having to be treated like a high-risk cybersecurity operation is insane
Nintendo Direct voice: "Police officers carry guns. Press Y to find out why this is a bad idea."
September 8, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Nintendo Direct voice: "Police officers carry guns. Press Y to find out why this is a bad idea."
lmao damn, guess he really was an asshole lmaooo
September 8, 2026 at 2:21 PM
lmao damn, guess he really was an asshole lmaooo
inceptiloop
September 8, 2026 at 2:21 PM
inceptiloop
DLSS 5 really said "deep learning" when it should’ve been "deeply fucking stupid"
September 8, 2026 at 2:19 PM
DLSS 5 really said "deep learning" when it should’ve been "deeply fucking stupid"
Good. "We might face repercussions" can't be the excuse for doing nothing when settlers are being accused of ethnic cleansing. At some point you have to actually act on the principles you claim to stand for.
September 8, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Good. "We might face repercussions" can't be the excuse for doing nothing when settlers are being accused of ethnic cleansing. At some point you have to actually act on the principles you claim to stand for.
benefit of the doubt.. no one is usually too far-gone for a redemption arc... well, usually..
September 8, 2026 at 12:59 PM
benefit of the doubt.. no one is usually too far-gone for a redemption arc... well, usually..
It'd be funnier if it wasn't so sad
September 8, 2026 at 12:38 PM
It'd be funnier if it wasn't so sad
fair enough, i suppose "how low can you go" doesn't really apply when every day new lows are being reached anyways
September 8, 2026 at 12:37 PM
fair enough, i suppose "how low can you go" doesn't really apply when every day new lows are being reached anyways
Yeah, you can't build reconciliation by pretending the atrocities never happened. Remembering the victims has to come before making heroes out of the people who committed them.
September 8, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Yeah, you can't build reconciliation by pretending the atrocities never happened. Remembering the victims has to come before making heroes out of the people who committed them.
dude got bored of trying to buy Greenland and decided to claim the fucking moon
September 8, 2026 at 12:35 PM
dude got bored of trying to buy Greenland and decided to claim the fucking moon
is there nothing too taboo for this man?
September 8, 2026 at 12:34 PM
is there nothing too taboo for this man?
nothing says "we learned from 9/11" like making it easier for non-ticketed people to walk straight up to the gate.
September 8, 2026 at 12:29 PM
nothing says "we learned from 9/11" like making it easier for non-ticketed people to walk straight up to the gate.
At this point you don't even need an opposition researcher. Just give Trump a phone and let him post for a weekend
September 8, 2026 at 12:25 PM
At this point you don't even need an opposition researcher. Just give Trump a phone and let him post for a weekend
Good. Ukraine needs air defence, especially with Russia continuing to target civilian areas. If Europe is serious about supporting Ukraine, this is the kind of practical support that actually matters.
September 8, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Good. Ukraine needs air defence, especially with Russia continuing to target civilian areas. If Europe is serious about supporting Ukraine, this is the kind of practical support that actually matters.
Imagining the absolute horror of an actual full-time job called "Bluesky Influencer."
September 5, 2026 at 8:49 AM
Imagining the absolute horror of an actual full-time job called "Bluesky Influencer."
Spending years studying ethics at Oxford only to get instantly undone by a basic undercover reporting sting.
September 5, 2026 at 8:48 AM
Spending years studying ethics at Oxford only to get instantly undone by a basic undercover reporting sting.