ovelha
@prolejam.bsky.social
I’d like to be more anonymous on the internet
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help i’m addicted to making videos of my sculptures singing my favorite songs
October 7, 2026 at 2:27 AM
help i’m addicted to making videos of my sculptures singing my favorite songs
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Hello I am the mayor of LA and I hate entertainment workers, taco vendors, and people who can’t afford our bonkers housing market. Was that good? Did I Mamdani it??
August 21, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Hello I am the mayor of LA and I hate entertainment workers, taco vendors, and people who can’t afford our bonkers housing market. Was that good? Did I Mamdani it??
If I block enough liberals maybe one day this site will be useable
January 31, 2026 at 2:52 PM
If I block enough liberals maybe one day this site will be useable
You do not need to get on the dating apps you need to VOLUNTEER!!! You will find the absolute baddest bitches serving food to the homeless!!!!
January 28, 2026 at 1:52 AM
You do not need to get on the dating apps you need to VOLUNTEER!!! You will find the absolute baddest bitches serving food to the homeless!!!!
Me, sexually active, posting about sex:
Hell yeah I love sex!
Me, in a dry spell, seeing posts about sex:
Ok guys let’s calm down
Hell yeah I love sex!
Me, in a dry spell, seeing posts about sex:
Ok guys let’s calm down
January 15, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Me, sexually active, posting about sex:
Hell yeah I love sex!
Me, in a dry spell, seeing posts about sex:
Ok guys let’s calm down
Hell yeah I love sex!
Me, in a dry spell, seeing posts about sex:
Ok guys let’s calm down
It’s so fun to learn a new language. Like I can just do that now
January 15, 2026 at 2:54 AM
It’s so fun to learn a new language. Like I can just do that now
Unfortunately for all my haters I’ve gotten much hotter recently
January 7, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Unfortunately for all my haters I’ve gotten much hotter recently
Every day I wake up and thank god that I am not an influencer
January 3, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Every day I wake up and thank god that I am not an influencer
Gay guys have such a sadness in their eyes
January 2, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Gay guys have such a sadness in their eyes
The most evil woman you know is justifying her malfeasance through tarot and spirituality
December 31, 2025 at 12:24 PM
The most evil woman you know is justifying her malfeasance through tarot and spirituality
Guys just buy a journal
December 5, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Guys just buy a journal
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(visibly hard) you hate me.
September 20, 2025 at 4:50 PM
(visibly hard) you hate me.
Yeah haha I’m bisexual. I like to punish both the man I never was and the woman I’ll never become!
September 10, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Yeah haha I’m bisexual. I like to punish both the man I never was and the woman I’ll never become!
*kisses ur forehead*
*puts u in the microwave*
*sets it to 5 minutes*
*puts u in the microwave*
*sets it to 5 minutes*
August 21, 2025 at 3:23 PM
*kisses ur forehead*
*puts u in the microwave*
*sets it to 5 minutes*
*puts u in the microwave*
*sets it to 5 minutes*
I see a lot of “healthy relationship” content during my internet consumption but I’m sorry I actually wouldn’t think I’m in a healthy relationship if my partner wanted to film doing nice things for me to post on Instagram reels
August 21, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I see a lot of “healthy relationship” content during my internet consumption but I’m sorry I actually wouldn’t think I’m in a healthy relationship if my partner wanted to film doing nice things for me to post on Instagram reels
Prostates were made to be stimulated!
August 20, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Prostates were made to be stimulated!
Listen, I’ve never painted anyone, but I have swatched… And honesty if you can’t handle that then I don’t think you should be an interior designer!
August 20, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Listen, I’ve never painted anyone, but I have swatched… And honesty if you can’t handle that then I don’t think you should be an interior designer!
The one part of American exceptionalism that is actually true is that they have mastered the art of the post-sex breakfast
August 17, 2025 at 1:19 PM
The one part of American exceptionalism that is actually true is that they have mastered the art of the post-sex breakfast
Progesterone whenever I think I’ve overeaten
August 15, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Progesterone whenever I think I’ve overeaten
Fuckohmygods hit fucking hmygo d
August 15, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Fuckohmygods hit fucking hmygo d
ROSE: I rediscovered my libido!
THORN: I rediscovered my libido…
THORN: I rediscovered my libido…
August 15, 2025 at 3:20 AM
ROSE: I rediscovered my libido!
THORN: I rediscovered my libido…
THORN: I rediscovered my libido…
Looking wistfully out the bus window while doing kegel exercises
August 14, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Looking wistfully out the bus window while doing kegel exercises
Walked out of the house in a tank top and pigtail braids today you would’ve thought I’d shot god the way men were staring at me
August 13, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Walked out of the house in a tank top and pigtail braids today you would’ve thought I’d shot god the way men were staring at me