Wiener Water Soup
@pschletty.bsky.social
Dad, husband, project manager, editor. Lover of fine meats and cheeses, films, books, whatnot. Don't care about your opinion, man. Black lives matter. He/Him/His/Hoss
Looks like a Dick Tracy villain.
September 17, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Looks like a Dick Tracy villain.
It is true... Filling my gas tank with eggs is a lot cheaper than it used to be.
September 16, 2026 at 12:04 PM
It is true... Filling my gas tank with eggs is a lot cheaper than it used to be.
A dog humped my leg once, and all these years it's kept me from achieving my dream of becoming a real G-man. But not anymore. Thanks Kash!
September 15, 2026 at 3:21 PM
A dog humped my leg once, and all these years it's kept me from achieving my dream of becoming a real G-man. But not anymore. Thanks Kash!
David Blight's Frederick Douglass biography gets into the movement quite a bit, albeit from Douglass's perspective
September 14, 2026 at 1:22 AM
David Blight's Frederick Douglass biography gets into the movement quite a bit, albeit from Douglass's perspective
Glad I held onto my condo on Carson Wentz Island
September 13, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Glad I held onto my condo on Carson Wentz Island
"Mr. President, we must not allow a mineshaft gap!"
September 13, 2026 at 2:07 PM
"Mr. President, we must not allow a mineshaft gap!"
And then he called his girlfriend who's from Canada to let her know he was alright. You wouldn't know her, but she's really hot.
September 8, 2026 at 3:29 PM
And then he called his girlfriend who's from Canada to let her know he was alright. You wouldn't know her, but she's really hot.
But we're not allowed to call them weird, right?
September 7, 2026 at 1:49 PM
But we're not allowed to call them weird, right?
Looks like a cheap steak left in the fridge too long.
September 6, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Looks like a cheap steak left in the fridge too long.
The way I've heard it explained: If I pay $20 for a haircut, I technically have a $20 trade deficit with my barber because he didn't buy $20 worth of anything from me. So, maybe I should just cut my own hair?
September 4, 2026 at 11:10 PM
The way I've heard it explained: If I pay $20 for a haircut, I technically have a $20 trade deficit with my barber because he didn't buy $20 worth of anything from me. So, maybe I should just cut my own hair?
My high school had a Holocaust survivor speak at an assembly. He went into stark detail, and showed all of us the numbers on his arm. This was in the mid-90s, so there were more of them around than today. Hearing the stories first-hand and seeing the tattoos makes it harder to ignore
September 1, 2026 at 11:48 PM
My high school had a Holocaust survivor speak at an assembly. He went into stark detail, and showed all of us the numbers on his arm. This was in the mid-90s, so there were more of them around than today. Hearing the stories first-hand and seeing the tattoos makes it harder to ignore
But if that mannequin is at the MN State Fair, what is Natalie Harp supposed to sleep next to?
August 30, 2026 at 2:30 AM
But if that mannequin is at the MN State Fair, what is Natalie Harp supposed to sleep next to?
The correct answer is to appeal to local industry... Corn grown by MN farmers, fried walleye from our amazing lakes, etc.
August 28, 2026 at 6:04 PM
The correct answer is to appeal to local industry... Corn grown by MN farmers, fried walleye from our amazing lakes, etc.
She was lobbed a slowly arcing softball over the plate and she spun around swinging out of her shoes and landed on her ass.
August 28, 2026 at 1:30 PM
She was lobbed a slowly arcing softball over the plate and she spun around swinging out of her shoes and landed on her ass.
This was their evil refrain during covid. "These deaths don't count if the person also had cancer/diabetes/asthma/obesity/etc." It's Darwinian "thinning the herd" mentality, but they're too chickenshit to say so.
August 27, 2026 at 2:35 PM
This was their evil refrain during covid. "These deaths don't count if the person also had cancer/diabetes/asthma/obesity/etc." It's Darwinian "thinning the herd" mentality, but they're too chickenshit to say so.
Guy in hot dog costume meme, yada yada yada
August 26, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Guy in hot dog costume meme, yada yada yada
The box on his ass catches his farts all day long for Natalie to huff herself to sleep with.
August 24, 2026 at 10:02 PM
The box on his ass catches his farts all day long for Natalie to huff herself to sleep with.
Somewhere Kavanaugh and Hegseth's ears perked up
August 23, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Somewhere Kavanaugh and Hegseth's ears perked up
Kissing cousin to "it's a marathon, not a sprint"
August 23, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Kissing cousin to "it's a marathon, not a sprint"
But what about the intangibles she brings to the game? Just kidding. From an efficiency standpoint, she'd have the same impact if she'd stayed on the bus.
August 22, 2026 at 2:53 AM
But what about the intangibles she brings to the game? Just kidding. From an efficiency standpoint, she'd have the same impact if she'd stayed on the bus.
So, tell people they're doing great, and if they disagree call them disloyal haters of America. Excellent strategy, and I hope they keep it up.
August 21, 2026 at 2:36 PM
So, tell people they're doing great, and if they disagree call them disloyal haters of America. Excellent strategy, and I hope they keep it up.
"What if there were a device that could scan the room, tell you which person was your wife, and which items were interesting to look at? And what if I told you this device only cost $800 and you'd need to buy a new one every two years?"
August 19, 2026 at 10:26 PM
"What if there were a device that could scan the room, tell you which person was your wife, and which items were interesting to look at? And what if I told you this device only cost $800 and you'd need to buy a new one every two years?"
In the future, due to our glasses doing the seeing for us and telling us what's interesting, eyes will devolve into milky shriveled orbs that eventually drop out of our skulls as we age.
August 19, 2026 at 10:22 PM
In the future, due to our glasses doing the seeing for us and telling us what's interesting, eyes will devolve into milky shriveled orbs that eventually drop out of our skulls as we age.