Wiener Water Soup
@pschletty.bsky.social
Dad, husband, project manager, editor. Lover of fine meats and cheeses, films, books, whatnot. Don't care about your opinion, man. Black lives matter. He/Him/His/Hoss
If you exclude my beer belly and rear end, I'm actually at my ideal weight.
Kevin Hassett on Fox News argues that if you exclude the sectors that lost hundreds of thousands of jobs, "you actually had a number that was about plus 100,000" 🙃
August 7, 2026 at 3:13 PM
If you exclude my beer belly and rear end, I'm actually at my ideal weight.
This is fun. We need to make more woke, black, trans versions of stories these incels love. We need Atlas Shrugged, directed by Greta Gerwig, starring Coleman Domingo and Awkwafina.
Ketamine Boy totally goes insane because there's a black character in a movie.
July 23, 2026 at 3:47 AM
This is fun. We need to make more woke, black, trans versions of stories these incels love. We need Atlas Shrugged, directed by Greta Gerwig, starring Coleman Domingo and Awkwafina.
"Grok, please fabricate a lie to tell me what I want to hear."
"I'm sorry, I can't do that Dave."
"I'm sorry, I can't do that Dave."
this is my favorite from the replies section over on twitter for this post
July 1, 2026 at 1:30 AM
"Grok, please fabricate a lie to tell me what I want to hear."
"I'm sorry, I can't do that Dave."
"I'm sorry, I can't do that Dave."
"Hi, this is your auto insurance agency. We notice you haven't had an accident in over fifteen years. Do you even own a car? Do you drive it? This feels like a scam, so we're kicking you off your policy."
Dr Oz on ACA "fraud" -- "Of the people who signed up, 40% never use the insurance. Let me ask you, John, you have health insurance -- do you use it once a year? In Obamacare right now 40% of the people ostensibly signed up never use the insurance ... we have a lot of fake people on the policies"
June 29, 2026 at 8:51 PM
"Hi, this is your auto insurance agency. We notice you haven't had an accident in over fifteen years. Do you even own a car? Do you drive it? This feels like a scam, so we're kicking you off your policy."
"We're putting blockchain on the White House lawn UFC octagon to monitor for measles."
Brooke Rollins says DHS wants to put "AI on drones" to detect screwworm
June 11, 2026 at 6:53 PM
"We're putting blockchain on the White House lawn UFC octagon to monitor for measles."
Good luck to the Artemis II crew.
April 2, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Good luck to the Artemis II crew.
Imagine if they had dogs. Or bees. Or dogs with bees in their mouth, and when they bark they shoot bees at you.
Stephen Miller: "As a thought experiment, imagine if this regime had nuclear weapons, instead had long-range missiles that could reach an American city ... think about what a terror that would be"
March 13, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Imagine if they had dogs. Or bees. Or dogs with bees in their mouth, and when they bark they shoot bees at you.
"I knew you would punch me back if I punched you, so I had to punch you first to defend myself."
This statement by Marco Rubio is a thing of beauty. No notes. It can be taken exactly as is and dropped into Orwell's 1984. I believe the correct Homeric adjective for military reasoning like this is "Hell-kissed."
Get thee to the Smithsonian, war crime-speak.
Get thee to the Smithsonian, war crime-speak.
March 3, 2026 at 1:02 AM
"I knew you would punch me back if I punched you, so I had to punch you first to defend myself."
They probably charged it to an ICE credit card. So really WE, the taxpayers, took him to McDonald's. They just want credit for it.
Lyons says ICE agents actually "took care" of 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos when they detained him, before shipping him off to a horrific Texas ICE facility.
He says ICE officers "comforted him" as they chased his dad, put him in their car to play "his favorite music, then took him to McDonalds."
He says ICE officers "comforted him" as they chased his dad, put him in their car to play "his favorite music, then took him to McDonalds."
February 11, 2026 at 12:30 AM
They probably charged it to an ICE credit card. So really WE, the taxpayers, took him to McDonald's. They just want credit for it.
Trying to come up with a list of things I would rather watch than the Melania film. Open heart surgery footage. Power-walking marathon. Porno starring my grandparents. What else?
January 30, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Trying to come up with a list of things I would rather watch than the Melania film. Open heart surgery footage. Power-walking marathon. Porno starring my grandparents. What else?
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In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
January 23, 2026 at 4:01 PM
In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
St. Croix
My favorite Twitter prompt was "RT this with your home river," so reskeet this with your home river.
Mine is the Patuxent.
Mine is the Patuxent.
January 13, 2026 at 12:45 AM
St. Croix
Super normal and part of a healthy human experience to never have to experience grief or fully deal with feelings of loss.
November 15, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Super normal and part of a healthy human experience to never have to experience grief or fully deal with feelings of loss.
"If you call us fascists for censoring speech, we will censor your speech." = "The beatings will continue until morale improves."
September 21, 2025 at 2:40 AM
"If you call us fascists for censoring speech, we will censor your speech." = "The beatings will continue until morale improves."
We need a liberal Hannibal Lecter.
May 22, 2025 at 2:09 AM
We need a liberal Hannibal Lecter.
My Surfers? Butthole.
My Romance? Chemical.
February 28, 2025 at 3:22 AM
My Surfers? Butthole.
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Here's a list of DOGE staff, assembled and annotated by my colleagues at BI. Whatever you do, please don't share it.
www.businessinsider.com/doge-staff-l...
www.businessinsider.com/doge-staff-l...
We got a DOGE staff list. From a McKinsey alum to a former Clarence Thomas clerk, here are the workers powering Elon Musk's cost-cutting squad.
A list of White House DOGE staffers shows about 30 young tech, finance, and legal professionals remaking the federal government.
www.businessinsider.com
February 11, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Here's a list of DOGE staff, assembled and annotated by my colleagues at BI. Whatever you do, please don't share it.
www.businessinsider.com/doge-staff-l...
www.businessinsider.com/doge-staff-l...
Mika and Joe this morning.
November 18, 2024 at 2:55 PM
Mika and Joe this morning.
Wolves win. Vikings win. Gorgeous weather. Yardwork done. Kids entertained. Doggo exercised. Pretty great day in MN.
November 18, 2024 at 12:36 AM
Wolves win. Vikings win. Gorgeous weather. Yardwork done. Kids entertained. Doggo exercised. Pretty great day in MN.
New to this glorious place. Looking for worthwhile accounts to follow, so hit me up!
November 13, 2024 at 3:07 AM
New to this glorious place. Looking for worthwhile accounts to follow, so hit me up!