pto
@ptotime.bsky.social
replacement podcaster @ www.violentpeople.co
I wrote this. #fuckyou
September 16, 2026 at 1:52 PM
I wrote this. #fuckyou
I'll be busy with real life stuff but anyone reading this should go have fun online with Orchid
tomorrow I will be live tweeting All In on @violentpeople.co where I most certainly won't be saying any problematic things about Kenny Omega's rectum. Tune in if you want to see pictures of the expensive take out brunch I buy for me and my wife to enjoy during all the bad wrestling!
August 30, 2026 at 1:33 AM
I'll be busy with real life stuff but anyone reading this should go have fun online with Orchid
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worst wrestling podcast in america. entirely possible that we spent more time discussing Biodome (1996, dir. Jason Bloom) & Encino Man (1992, dir. Les Mayfield) than actual wrestling matches. worth a listen if you experience erectile dysfunction and/or male pattern baldness.
August 26, 2026 at 5:24 AM
worst wrestling podcast in america. entirely possible that we spent more time discussing Biodome (1996, dir. Jason Bloom) & Encino Man (1992, dir. Les Mayfield) than actual wrestling matches. worth a listen if you experience erectile dysfunction and/or male pattern baldness.
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THIS WEEK: The collected edition of BARBARIAN BEHIND BARS, my very violent prison/high fantasy mash-up comic hits stores! Axe-wielding warriors! Evil magic! An overwhelmed public defender! Grilled cheese sandwiches! This one's got it all! www.simonandschuster.com/books/Barbar...
Barbarian Behind Bars
A bloody barbaric blast from the creative team behind Maniac of New York!From beyond the limits of time and space comes a warrior whose quest again...
www.simonandschuster.com
August 25, 2026 at 3:44 PM
THIS WEEK: The collected edition of BARBARIAN BEHIND BARS, my very violent prison/high fantasy mash-up comic hits stores! Axe-wielding warriors! Evil magic! An overwhelmed public defender! Grilled cheese sandwiches! This one's got it all! www.simonandschuster.com/books/Barbar...
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I wanted to investigate why Chris Jericho names David Bowie as an influence in every interview he gives. I ended up just writing about how scary and badass the Painmaker is. woebegonejabroni.net/jericho 🤼
Shilling the Rubes
It’s just another day in Chris Jericho’s life in a Rock ‘n’ Roll Fantasy Camp.
woebegonejabroni.net
August 16, 2026 at 7:44 AM
I wanted to investigate why Chris Jericho names David Bowie as an influence in every interview he gives. I ended up just writing about how scary and badass the Painmaker is. woebegonejabroni.net/jericho 🤼
My bravest and most controversial X-Take is that the persistent and constant horniness should be ambient and subtextual and implicit, the second it becomes the text it's only fun for aforementioned comic panel Tumblr posters
Okay, I'm genuinely throwing this out to people: what are your mildly shit-stirring takes on X-Men comics and characters?
Anyway, that's bedtime! Maybe I'll think of more tomorrow. In the meantime, feel free to hit me with some of your spicier X-men takes below
August 13, 2026 at 11:23 PM
My bravest and most controversial X-Take is that the persistent and constant horniness should be ambient and subtextual and implicit, the second it becomes the text it's only fun for aforementioned comic panel Tumblr posters
Also making Storm Literally A Goddess is as stone-cold stupid a take on the character and her meaningfulness as could ever be imagined.
Okay, I'm genuinely throwing this out to people: what are your mildly shit-stirring takes on X-Men comics and characters?
Anyway, that's bedtime! Maybe I'll think of more tomorrow. In the meantime, feel free to hit me with some of your spicier X-men takes below
August 13, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Also making Storm Literally A Goddess is as stone-cold stupid a take on the character and her meaningfulness as could ever be imagined.
It's okay for the X-Men to be a book about, like, 8 people, and not Every Mutant Character Who Has Ever Had Any Dialogue Ever. Also, "is this just bait for people who post comic panels on Tumblr" should be a constant question, answered mercilessly
Okay, I'm genuinely throwing this out to people: what are your mildly shit-stirring takes on X-Men comics and characters?
Anyway, that's bedtime! Maybe I'll think of more tomorrow. In the meantime, feel free to hit me with some of your spicier X-men takes below
August 13, 2026 at 11:12 PM
It's okay for the X-Men to be a book about, like, 8 people, and not Every Mutant Character Who Has Ever Had Any Dialogue Ever. Also, "is this just bait for people who post comic panels on Tumblr" should be a constant question, answered mercilessly
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as much as everyone gasses up Pax Americana (and rightfully so, the level of craft is plainly visible) i really and truly believe Ultra Comics is the last great thing morrison has written. maybe they have one more left in the tank! hopefully!
The central conceit that comics tell the real stories of what’s happening on other Earths is fun (real comics as mini inserts in bits of art never look right though!) Mid tier Morrison at best IMO though I liked most individual issues well enough (Sad nazis! Sivanaday! Them tutting over THE YOUTH!)
August 9, 2026 at 2:33 PM
as much as everyone gasses up Pax Americana (and rightfully so, the level of craft is plainly visible) i really and truly believe Ultra Comics is the last great thing morrison has written. maybe they have one more left in the tank! hopefully!
Krakoa and Hickman as the top 2 popular vote is one of those "oh, maybe this hobby actually isn't for me" moments
And your winners!
4. 52 (192 Rated, 413 Pts, 91% GOOD, Me: 2nd)
3. FINAL CRISIS (194 Rated, 473 Pts, 78% GOOD, Me: 1st)
2. HOUSE OF X/POWERS OF X (196 Rated, 514 Pts, 92% GOOD, Me: Did Not Review)
1. SECRET WARS (2015) (193 Rated, 544 Pts, 86% GOOD, Me: 8th)
4. 52 (192 Rated, 413 Pts, 91% GOOD, Me: 2nd)
3. FINAL CRISIS (194 Rated, 473 Pts, 78% GOOD, Me: 1st)
2. HOUSE OF X/POWERS OF X (196 Rated, 514 Pts, 92% GOOD, Me: Did Not Review)
1. SECRET WARS (2015) (193 Rated, 544 Pts, 86% GOOD, Me: 8th)
August 8, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Krakoa and Hickman as the top 2 popular vote is one of those "oh, maybe this hobby actually isn't for me" moments
RIP William Orbit. "Water From a Vine Leaf" is a top 5 song of all time. Objectively
August 7, 2026 at 3:16 PM
RIP William Orbit. "Water From a Vine Leaf" is a top 5 song of all time. Objectively
The only sane choice in an insane world
STOP! You must be SUPER-ONLINE to proceed!
#EventsDearBoy
1. FINAL CRISIS (2008, DC)
Final Crisis is my favourite event. There are many excellent reasons for saying it isn't the *best*, but it's the one that most fulfils the promise of my first, Secret Wars: an epic story only an event could tell
#EventsDearBoy
1. FINAL CRISIS (2008, DC)
Final Crisis is my favourite event. There are many excellent reasons for saying it isn't the *best*, but it's the one that most fulfils the promise of my first, Secret Wars: an epic story only an event could tell
August 7, 2026 at 3:14 PM
The only sane choice in an insane world
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#EventsDearBoy
4. AGE OF APOCALYPSE (1995, Marvel)
Stuck in the diminishing returns of imitating Chris Claremont's labyrinthine subplotting without his flair, the 90s X-Office does the one thing he never tried: a story with a beginning, a middle and an end.
4. AGE OF APOCALYPSE (1995, Marvel)
Stuck in the diminishing returns of imitating Chris Claremont's labyrinthine subplotting without his flair, the 90s X-Office does the one thing he never tried: a story with a beginning, a middle and an end.
August 4, 2026 at 1:12 PM
#EventsDearBoy
4. AGE OF APOCALYPSE (1995, Marvel)
Stuck in the diminishing returns of imitating Chris Claremont's labyrinthine subplotting without his flair, the 90s X-Office does the one thing he never tried: a story with a beginning, a middle and an end.
4. AGE OF APOCALYPSE (1995, Marvel)
Stuck in the diminishing returns of imitating Chris Claremont's labyrinthine subplotting without his flair, the 90s X-Office does the one thing he never tried: a story with a beginning, a middle and an end.
need @tomewing.bsky.social to weigh in on Punisher: Suicide Run. i'm sure it can fit in the top 4 somewhere #eventsdearboy
August 4, 2026 at 12:11 AM
need @tomewing.bsky.social to weigh in on Punisher: Suicide Run. i'm sure it can fit in the top 4 somewhere #eventsdearboy
it's fine to just like the idea of a band. you don't have to be a soldier for their music too. you don't even have to LISTEN to their music. you can just read their wikipedia page and be like "neat"
Post your hottest music take.
Mine is New Order is better than Joy Division.
Mine is New Order is better than Joy Division.
August 1, 2026 at 2:08 PM
it's fine to just like the idea of a band. you don't have to be a soldier for their music too. you don't even have to LISTEN to their music. you can just read their wikipedia page and be like "neat"
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Cheer yourself up today by reading the contributors at genius dot com get to grips with MR STALIN BISEXUAL EPOCH et al
July 31, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Cheer yourself up today by reading the contributors at genius dot com get to grips with MR STALIN BISEXUAL EPOCH et al
"We will always hate [Jonathan Hickman's writing] more than Adolf Hitler." -Richey Edwards, 1991
#EventsDearBoy
8. SECRET WARS (2015, Marvel)
The ultimate event. 200-plus tie-ins, Marvel publishing nothing else for months, and the grand resolution of Jonathan Hickman's "multiversal collapse" story. It's a lot!
8. SECRET WARS (2015, Marvel)
The ultimate event. 200-plus tie-ins, Marvel publishing nothing else for months, and the grand resolution of Jonathan Hickman's "multiversal collapse" story. It's a lot!
July 31, 2026 at 6:51 PM
"We will always hate [Jonathan Hickman's writing] more than Adolf Hitler." -Richey Edwards, 1991
Did the #eventsdearboy reader survey. Okay. Bye
July 29, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Did the #eventsdearboy reader survey. Okay. Bye