Will
@puffingwilly.bsky.social
Probably drinking a cup of tea as you read this
CRIME: Together we'll crack it
Clunk, click, every trip
If you see Sid, tell him
British Pork's got the lot
Have you the right to buy your council house?
You'll never put a better bit of butter on your knife
FRESH SANDWICHES
Nice Cold Ice Cold Milk
Follow me for more sleeper activations
Clunk, click, every trip
If you see Sid, tell him
British Pork's got the lot
Have you the right to buy your council house?
You'll never put a better bit of butter on your knife
FRESH SANDWICHES
Nice Cold Ice Cold Milk
Follow me for more sleeper activations
Proper vintage notice spotted in the Utilita Arena car park this afternoon.
1987!
1987!
September 20, 2026 at 8:25 PM
CRIME: Together we'll crack it
Clunk, click, every trip
If you see Sid, tell him
British Pork's got the lot
Have you the right to buy your council house?
You'll never put a better bit of butter on your knife
FRESH SANDWICHES
Nice Cold Ice Cold Milk
Follow me for more sleeper activations
Clunk, click, every trip
If you see Sid, tell him
British Pork's got the lot
Have you the right to buy your council house?
You'll never put a better bit of butter on your knife
FRESH SANDWICHES
Nice Cold Ice Cold Milk
Follow me for more sleeper activations
I did, and I have decided the cat is called Basil.
@puffingwilly.bsky.social came to pick me up from work so that he too could meet the cat.
September 1, 2026 at 5:36 PM
I did, and I have decided the cat is called Basil.
And I can confirm that stilts are called stilts independently of stilts being called stilts, but both types of stilts are named after a word being long and thin.
This is like when I asked my birdwatcher husband if stilts were named after stilts or if stilts were named after stilts, by analogy with cranes being named after cranes.
To be fair, Hawkeye was named after Hawkeye. But I don't think Hawkeye was named after Hawkeye or Hawkeye.
August 17, 2026 at 10:15 PM
And I can confirm that stilts are called stilts independently of stilts being called stilts, but both types of stilts are named after a word being long and thin.
Dunno why everyone is saying the emergency alert was too verbose, I thought it was very succinct
August 14, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Dunno why everyone is saying the emergency alert was too verbose, I thought it was very succinct
I can't even explain why but these taste like licking the top of a dusty table that's been polished with Mr Sheen would taste.
January 16, 2026 at 6:52 PM
I can't even explain why but these taste like licking the top of a dusty table that's been polished with Mr Sheen would taste.
Boosting this. This wonderful man is keeping me going, please buy his stuff if you want a nice gift for anyone. Thanks so much x
Hate to do this, but hubby and I have been hit with some incredibly crap news to start 2026 and may shortly be faced with a ton of and upheaval and unexpected expense.
Please consider buying a mug or supporting my website if it's ever been any help to you. It all makes a difference.
Thank you.
Please consider buying a mug or supporting my website if it's ever been any help to you. It all makes a difference.
Thank you.
Hello! I run two little online shops:
- one for WW2 anoraks, selling mugs and stickers with tank insignia on them: uktankmarkings.redbubble.com
- one for LGBTQ+ nerdy people, selling mugs and stickers with gaming-themed pride flags on them: growsler.redbubble.com
- one for WW2 anoraks, selling mugs and stickers with tank insignia on them: uktankmarkings.redbubble.com
- one for LGBTQ+ nerdy people, selling mugs and stickers with gaming-themed pride flags on them: growsler.redbubble.com
January 8, 2026 at 11:57 AM
Boosting this. This wonderful man is keeping me going, please buy his stuff if you want a nice gift for anyone. Thanks so much x
Averaged 2 pasteís de nata per day in Lisbon. That's fine and very normal, right?
December 28, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Averaged 2 pasteís de nata per day in Lisbon. That's fine and very normal, right?
Went to a very full-on ramen place tonight and they had a terrifying robot cat delivering food
December 27, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Went to a very full-on ramen place tonight and they had a terrifying robot cat delivering food
Lisbon continues to wow.
December 26, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Lisbon continues to wow.
I can confirm
Hopped over the Tagus on the ferry and ended up at a little naval museum with a 1960s submarine and an 1840s frigate.
Good excuse to use my Patrick O'Brian fanboy knowledge on my long-suffering husband.
Good excuse to use my Patrick O'Brian fanboy knowledge on my long-suffering husband.
December 26, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I can confirm
Lisbon's a bit nice isn't it?
December 24, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Lisbon's a bit nice isn't it?
My husband @uk-tank-markings.co.uk has said some wonderful things to/about me in the 11 years we've been together. Some curated highlights:
"Here, love, you're not...
...a shambling horror"
...a dystopian nightmare"
... incredibly basic and ropey"
I will add more as they are uttered.
"Here, love, you're not...
...a shambling horror"
...a dystopian nightmare"
... incredibly basic and ropey"
I will add more as they are uttered.
December 17, 2025 at 11:41 PM
My husband @uk-tank-markings.co.uk has said some wonderful things to/about me in the 11 years we've been together. Some curated highlights:
"Here, love, you're not...
...a shambling horror"
...a dystopian nightmare"
... incredibly basic and ropey"
I will add more as they are uttered.
"Here, love, you're not...
...a shambling horror"
...a dystopian nightmare"
... incredibly basic and ropey"
I will add more as they are uttered.
Do you think they know what spendthrift means?
The idea that the public sector is inefficient and wasteful, while the private sector is tight and spendthrift, is complete and utter bollocks. This nonsense notion has been ruination of the UK for the past 40 years.
October 22, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Do you think they know what spendthrift means?
For anyone worried about their GCSE/A-level results, I got straight As and have spectacularly failed to achieve anything notable! Never give up on your dreams!
August 20, 2025 at 8:20 PM
For anyone worried about their GCSE/A-level results, I got straight As and have spectacularly failed to achieve anything notable! Never give up on your dreams!
POV: you're getting targeted adverts not just for Wiltshire Farm Foods, but specifically for the softer pureed meals.
June 27, 2025 at 9:13 PM
POV: you're getting targeted adverts not just for Wiltshire Farm Foods, but specifically for the softer pureed meals.
Gay culture is seeing a tweet that says “he ghosted me so I cursed his name under a blood moon and now he works at Greggs” and going “she’s mother for that”
June 21, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Gay culture is seeing a tweet that says “he ghosted me so I cursed his name under a blood moon and now he works at Greggs” and going “she’s mother for that”
Hey Siri give me tips for tolerating your parents as an adult without killing them
June 20, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Hey Siri give me tips for tolerating your parents as an adult without killing them
Most of this is nonsense, and the terms are either different, outdated or not Americanisms.
Cupcakes. Movies. Vacations. Younger brits are using more americanisms
June 19, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Most of this is nonsense, and the terms are either different, outdated or not Americanisms.
It's Too Darn Hot™ today, but it is having the side effect of making the goldfinches who live in the trees outside my window to into overdrive, which is absolutely delightful.
June 19, 2025 at 7:41 PM
It's Too Darn Hot™ today, but it is having the side effect of making the goldfinches who live in the trees outside my window to into overdrive, which is absolutely delightful.
My husband has just asked me what ratio of eggs to yolks to use when making carbonara.
I replied "EGGeggegg".
And somehow, reader, he knew exactly what I meant.
@uk-tank-markings.co.uk
I replied "EGGeggegg".
And somehow, reader, he knew exactly what I meant.
@uk-tank-markings.co.uk
June 19, 2025 at 6:02 PM
My husband has just asked me what ratio of eggs to yolks to use when making carbonara.
I replied "EGGeggegg".
And somehow, reader, he knew exactly what I meant.
@uk-tank-markings.co.uk
I replied "EGGeggegg".
And somehow, reader, he knew exactly what I meant.
@uk-tank-markings.co.uk
Reposted by Will
In 1996, professional lechery spokesman Peter Stringfellow turned down a lucrative contract to become the public face of Cheestrings as they launched in the UK and Ireland, citing "moral incompatibility".
May 11, 2025 at 4:59 PM
In 1996, professional lechery spokesman Peter Stringfellow turned down a lucrative contract to become the public face of Cheestrings as they launched in the UK and Ireland, citing "moral incompatibility".
I got light blue 🩵
Comment 🕊️ to get a colour!
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January 23, 2025 at 8:45 AM
I got light blue 🩵
Comment 🕊️ to get a colour!
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I really wish I had the kind of depression that makes you not eat rather than the kind that makes you eat everything that isn't nailed down
January 13, 2025 at 11:31 AM
I really wish I had the kind of depression that makes you not eat rather than the kind that makes you eat everything that isn't nailed down
Quizmas day 2!
Have fun. Will post the answers for yesterday's underneath it.
Feel free to share.
Have fun. Will post the answers for yesterday's underneath it.
Feel free to share.
December 19, 2024 at 8:08 PM
Quizmas day 2!
Have fun. Will post the answers for yesterday's underneath it.
Feel free to share.
Have fun. Will post the answers for yesterday's underneath it.
Feel free to share.