Quartz Quartermuncher
@quartermuncher.bsky.social
RPG Enthusiast, Pokemon Master*, Quartermaster of the Quartermuncher Theater, Home of the Quartermuncher Experience!
Currently Playing/Making: Quartermuncher Experience - Season 3
Currently Playing/Making: Quartermuncher Experience - Season 3
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Quartermuncher Bites #7 - Baten Kaitos Origins
There are a number of RPG's left half finished in my past that i'll swear i'll get to someday, and BKO represents one of the better ones left half finished. Nintendo rereleasing this on the Switch meant I absolutely had to play it.
There are a number of RPG's left half finished in my past that i'll swear i'll get to someday, and BKO represents one of the better ones left half finished. Nintendo rereleasing this on the Switch meant I absolutely had to play it.
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WORLD PREMIERE! That thing cats do, where they put their paw over their face while sleeping, is now an official part of Juice Box’s arsenal of adorableness.
September 2, 2026 at 8:37 PM
WORLD PREMIERE! That thing cats do, where they put their paw over their face while sleeping, is now an official part of Juice Box’s arsenal of adorableness.
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Happy bi-sexual awareness month to icon of the movement, spinning spirally blue head guy from the x files.
September 1, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Happy bi-sexual awareness month to icon of the movement, spinning spirally blue head guy from the x files.
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First cat photo of September. Won’t be the last.
September 1, 2026 at 7:20 PM
First cat photo of September. Won’t be the last.
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very excited to see this man in this article
August 19, 2026 at 3:03 PM
very excited to see this man in this article
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there's a prompt when the game loads asking "are you gay?" and if you click no, the game deletes itself and your switch catches fire
August 17, 2026 at 10:19 PM
there's a prompt when the game loads asking "are you gay?" and if you click no, the game deletes itself and your switch catches fire
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Juice Box’s first ever visit to the Vet. And adventure he didn’t ask for and doesn’t want.
August 12, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Juice Box’s first ever visit to the Vet. And adventure he didn’t ask for and doesn’t want.
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He got the idea from Robert Z’Dar in Samurai Cop.
August 11, 2026 at 1:45 AM
He got the idea from Robert Z’Dar in Samurai Cop.
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I'll be the first to admit that we've been racking up more than the usual number of Ls lately but this seems unhelpful
August 9, 2026 at 11:14 PM
I'll be the first to admit that we've been racking up more than the usual number of Ls lately but this seems unhelpful
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It is 1996, I'm going to see Mystery Science Theater 3000 on the big screen.
It is 2016, I'm going to see Mystery Science Theater 3000 on the big screen.
It is 2026, I'm going to see Mystery Science Theater 3000 on the big screen. @rifftrax.com @frankconniff.bsky.social @billcorbett.bsky.social
It is 2016, I'm going to see Mystery Science Theater 3000 on the big screen.
It is 2026, I'm going to see Mystery Science Theater 3000 on the big screen. @rifftrax.com @frankconniff.bsky.social @billcorbett.bsky.social
August 6, 2026 at 8:36 PM
It is 1996, I'm going to see Mystery Science Theater 3000 on the big screen.
It is 2016, I'm going to see Mystery Science Theater 3000 on the big screen.
It is 2026, I'm going to see Mystery Science Theater 3000 on the big screen. @rifftrax.com @frankconniff.bsky.social @billcorbett.bsky.social
It is 2016, I'm going to see Mystery Science Theater 3000 on the big screen.
It is 2026, I'm going to see Mystery Science Theater 3000 on the big screen. @rifftrax.com @frankconniff.bsky.social @billcorbett.bsky.social
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Time for another round of HOW HAUNTED IS THIS HOTEL HALLWAY? The calming blue makes me feel like any spirits here are pretty chill but also they appear to have stolen all the lights from one side of the hallway in a furious attack on the concept of symmetry. 8 out of 10 untethered souls
August 7, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Time for another round of HOW HAUNTED IS THIS HOTEL HALLWAY? The calming blue makes me feel like any spirits here are pretty chill but also they appear to have stolen all the lights from one side of the hallway in a furious attack on the concept of symmetry. 8 out of 10 untethered souls
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The cover image for my new B-movie script, Dracula vs The Giant Martini
August 8, 2026 at 2:35 AM
The cover image for my new B-movie script, Dracula vs The Giant Martini
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Tonight was the two year anniversary of getting my tattoo. The design is also the logo of our production company, Strange Path. It was a great way to celebrate to see the logo come up at the end of a nice screening of our horror film, Dead Media. Thanks, tattoo
August 5, 2026 at 5:21 AM
Tonight was the two year anniversary of getting my tattoo. The design is also the logo of our production company, Strange Path. It was a great way to celebrate to see the logo come up at the end of a nice screening of our horror film, Dead Media. Thanks, tattoo
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the only truly liberatory genre of music is jizz, the music of the Rebellion.
starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Jizz
starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Jizz
Jizz
Jizz was a genre of music. Jizz-wailers were musicians who specialized in the genre. Maximilian Rebo and his band were popular Jizz-wailers.[1] Jizz was first mentioned in canon in Star Wars: Return o...
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August 5, 2026 at 12:17 AM
the only truly liberatory genre of music is jizz, the music of the Rebellion.
starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Jizz
starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Jizz
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Ford Carr: (confidently) Win or lose at least I'm the one whose name will be in all the jokes about this election
August 5, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Ford Carr: (confidently) Win or lose at least I'm the one whose name will be in all the jokes about this election
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His name is Juice Box, the latest member of the Conniff household.
July 30, 2026 at 11:47 PM
His name is Juice Box, the latest member of the Conniff household.
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The GenCon tradition of getting weird, old ccg's continues
July 30, 2026 at 2:44 PM
The GenCon tradition of getting weird, old ccg's continues
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Another installment of HOW HAUNTED IS THIS HOTEL HALLWAY? Very disappointed in the haunted levels. I give it 2 out of 10 untethered souls. I feel any ghosts here would be very polite with a slight New England accent. What do you think?
July 29, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Another installment of HOW HAUNTED IS THIS HOTEL HALLWAY? Very disappointed in the haunted levels. I give it 2 out of 10 untethered souls. I feel any ghosts here would be very polite with a slight New England accent. What do you think?
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There is life before A Talking Cat!?!, and life after A Talking Cat!?! There is no in-between. www.rifftrax.com/offers
July 23, 2026 at 9:45 PM
There is life before A Talking Cat!?!, and life after A Talking Cat!?! There is no in-between. www.rifftrax.com/offers
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Comment on this post with a new fake name for David Ryder. Our favorite will get a FREE $5 RiffTrax Gift Card! www.rifftrax.com/mst3k-space-...
July 22, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Comment on this post with a new fake name for David Ryder. Our favorite will get a FREE $5 RiffTrax Gift Card! www.rifftrax.com/mst3k-space-...
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Incredible work here!
Happy 20th Birthday, @rifftrax.com!!!!!!! To celebrate this enormous milestone, I made an enormous video! It’s a MEGACOMPILATION of every short RiffTrax has ever covered! It’s an absolute labor of love to thank you guys for 20 years of laughs!
youtu.be/g-Fsy8zmwfI
youtu.be/g-Fsy8zmwfI
20 Years Of RiffTrax Shorts MEGA-COMPILATION!
YouTube video by Faith's Take
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July 21, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Incredible work here!
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Orphan Black revealed how great Tatiana Maslany is — basically the Meryl Streep of her generation. But I think she’s even more impressive in Maximum Pleasure Guaranteed, because rather than play multiple parts, she displays the whole range of human emotions in one character. There’s no better actor.
July 16, 2026 at 6:12 AM
Orphan Black revealed how great Tatiana Maslany is — basically the Meryl Streep of her generation. But I think she’s even more impressive in Maximum Pleasure Guaranteed, because rather than play multiple parts, she displays the whole range of human emotions in one character. There’s no better actor.
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Mitch McConnell is not dead; his physical form appears unconscious though in reality he has been isekai'd and is exploring a fantasy land, trying to take down an evil litch with his companions (tsundere elf warrior princess, buxom catgirl sorcerer, and comic relief dwarf cleric)
July 6, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Mitch McConnell is not dead; his physical form appears unconscious though in reality he has been isekai'd and is exploring a fantasy land, trying to take down an evil litch with his companions (tsundere elf warrior princess, buxom catgirl sorcerer, and comic relief dwarf cleric)
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happy birthday baby Jesus (?)
July 4, 2026 at 1:54 PM
happy birthday baby Jesus (?)
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Physical media was our best hope for getting people to even see the damn thing.
July 2, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Physical media was our best hope for getting people to even see the damn thing.