QuipperWill
@quillquipper.bsky.social
Family. Music. Books. Wine. Sport. Laughs. Especially laughs.
Tinfoil hat billionaire. (I owe it all to the internet).
If there is a chance to follow music and films I'm taking it.
Tinfoil hat billionaire. (I owe it all to the internet).
If there is a chance to follow music and films I'm taking it.
"Sorry m'Lord, I have no defence"
Jordan Pickford due in court for speeding in his bright blue Lamborghini. With its personalised number plate. 🤦♂️
www.nytimes.com/athletic/766...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/766...
Jordan Pickford almost caused crash, pursued by police in April incident, court told (Gift Article)
The England goalkeeper was driving his Lamborghini significantly faster than the 30mph speed limit, a Cheshire Police officer said.
www.nytimes.com
October 6, 2026 at 3:32 PM
"Sorry m'Lord, I have no defence"
I'm surprised to hear Britannia Shield being spoken of in such exalted terms today. I was at school with her and recall that her exam results were the worst in the school's history. Teachers used to complain that no matter how hard they tried to educate her, nothing ever got through.
#CPC26
#CPC26
October 6, 2026 at 10:24 AM
I'm surprised to hear Britannia Shield being spoken of in such exalted terms today. I was at school with her and recall that her exam results were the worst in the school's history. Teachers used to complain that no matter how hard they tried to educate her, nothing ever got through.
#CPC26
#CPC26
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We have a new icon - MP Miatta Fahnbulleh
October 2, 2026 at 7:05 AM
We have a new icon - MP Miatta Fahnbulleh
2 sandwiches walk into a bar.
"Rum and coke, pint of lager, packet of nuts, and packet of pork scratchings please barman"
Barman: "We don't serve sandwiches in here"
"Rum and coke, pint of lager, packet of nuts, and packet of pork scratchings please barman"
Barman: "We don't serve sandwiches in here"
What's the stupidest joke you most have to fight the urge to tell? Mine is not replying to questions about whether I have any allergies with 'we'll find out together, I guess'.
October 1, 2026 at 6:47 PM
2 sandwiches walk into a bar.
"Rum and coke, pint of lager, packet of nuts, and packet of pork scratchings please barman"
Barman: "We don't serve sandwiches in here"
"Rum and coke, pint of lager, packet of nuts, and packet of pork scratchings please barman"
Barman: "We don't serve sandwiches in here"
Was out for long walk in the afternoon sunshine today and was passed by a gorgeous DeLorean. Took me back to the good old days.
October 1, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Was out for long walk in the afternoon sunshine today and was passed by a gorgeous DeLorean. Took me back to the good old days.
If I want this shit I'll stand in a lift.
When you have no concept of how people engage with music
September 30, 2026 at 12:38 PM
If I want this shit I'll stand in a lift.
So glad my wife bought tickets to see him in Glasgow in July. Fantastic show enjoyed by a raucous crowd including two old farts who really don't know any better. Thanks Frank.
Don't leave it too long please.
Don't leave it too long please.
Punk Icon Frank Turner Hits Pause on Touring After Almost Three Decades #Vice
www.vice.com
Punk Icon Frank Turner Hits Pause on Touring After Almost Three Decades
twp.ai
September 29, 2026 at 9:38 PM
So glad my wife bought tickets to see him in Glasgow in July. Fantastic show enjoyed by a raucous crowd including two old farts who really don't know any better. Thanks Frank.
Don't leave it too long please.
Don't leave it too long please.
Polly Jean should be feted much more than she is. A musical titan.
September 28, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Polly Jean should be feted much more than she is. A musical titan.
After a lengthy investigation, we have concluded that the suspects may have been sucking diesel.
September 28, 2026 at 6:49 PM
After a lengthy investigation, we have concluded that the suspects may have been sucking diesel.
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Working together
September 28, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Working together
Bloody refugees! Coming over here and setting up much-loved British institutions.
I won't buy my balaclavas anywhere else.
I won't buy my balaclavas anywhere else.
🧵The Marks & Spencer story began in 1884 when Michael Marks, a Polish-Jewish refugee opened a market stall in Leeds. It was ten years later though on the 28th September in 1894 that Marks and Spencer, one of the most recognisable names in retail history was born when cashier Thomas Spencer from
September 27, 2026 at 10:56 AM
Bloody refugees! Coming over here and setting up much-loved British institutions.
I won't buy my balaclavas anywhere else.
I won't buy my balaclavas anywhere else.
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This #horror anthology features my #poetry and one of my #shortstories, including a poem in the style of Poe's "The Raven." #spookyrecs #booksky
books2read.com/NwMadnessEch...
books2read.com/NwMadnessEch...
Available now at your favorite digital store!
Nightmare Whispers: Madness Echoes by Fae Corps Publishing, Andrew McDowell, BF Vega, Edward Ahern, J. Benjamin Sanders Jr, Jenean McBrearty, Michael Guzman, Patricia Harris, Paul O'Neill, Rose J Fai...
books2read.com
September 25, 2026 at 10:52 AM
This #horror anthology features my #poetry and one of my #shortstories, including a poem in the style of Poe's "The Raven." #spookyrecs #booksky
books2read.com/NwMadnessEch...
books2read.com/NwMadnessEch...
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The Secombe clan, plus young Andy Burnham, gather together for a sing-song round the old joanna
September 25, 2026 at 10:40 AM
The Secombe clan, plus young Andy Burnham, gather together for a sing-song round the old joanna
Never liked Muse.
Follow me for more good music taste takes, hep cats.
Follow me for more good music taste takes, hep cats.
September 25, 2026 at 9:12 AM
Never liked Muse.
Follow me for more good music taste takes, hep cats.
Follow me for more good music taste takes, hep cats.
On hearing the incessant adverts for This City Is Ours on BBC radio why do I keep thinking that John Bishop is doing a really bad impression of himself?
September 23, 2026 at 10:26 AM
On hearing the incessant adverts for This City Is Ours on BBC radio why do I keep thinking that John Bishop is doing a really bad impression of himself?
No opinions today.
Closed for stocktaking.
Closed for stocktaking.
September 22, 2026 at 8:49 AM
No opinions today.
Closed for stocktaking.
Closed for stocktaking.
You'll spend about two minutes reading this excellent thread and the rest of the day thinking about it.
'There is no intelligence where there is no need of change.' The man who wrote War of the Worlds – H. G. Wells – bringing some Darwinian thought to the forefront of his other brilliant science fiction novel The Time Machine. #HumanistBookshelf. 🧵
September 21, 2026 at 11:21 AM
You'll spend about two minutes reading this excellent thread and the rest of the day thinking about it.
Anyone else absolutely sick of the wall-to-wall coverage the BBC is giving the LibDem Conference at the moment?
September 21, 2026 at 11:12 AM
Anyone else absolutely sick of the wall-to-wall coverage the BBC is giving the LibDem Conference at the moment?
The replies are why I love Bluesky. 🤣
September 21, 2026 at 10:59 AM
The replies are why I love Bluesky. 🤣
Dear authors,
How envious are you of the free publicity given to Earl Spencer and his little book by the BBC and other media outlets?
How envious are you of the free publicity given to Earl Spencer and his little book by the BBC and other media outlets?
September 20, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Dear authors,
How envious are you of the free publicity given to Earl Spencer and his little book by the BBC and other media outlets?
How envious are you of the free publicity given to Earl Spencer and his little book by the BBC and other media outlets?
I'm ending the evening with some good news.
this experimental car t-cell therapy is something. a 3-year-old boy's massive, metastatic liver cancer (that spread to lungs/bones) fully regressed after two doses. car t usually tackles blood cancers, so this for a solid tumor is a significant step, with no toxicity.
A 3-Year-Old's Metastatic Cancer Disappeared After Two Doses of Experimental Therapy
Researchers have reported an extraordinary case where an experimental CAR T-cell therapy led to the complete disappearance of metastatic liver cancer in a three-year-old boy. This breakthrough is part
www.sciencealert.com
September 17, 2026 at 6:25 PM
I'm ending the evening with some good news.
New support band announced for the rest of the tour:
Fash Lovin' Criminals
Fash Lovin' Criminals
Just when Sheeran probably thought things couldn't get any worse.
September 17, 2026 at 4:09 PM
New support band announced for the rest of the tour:
Fash Lovin' Criminals
Fash Lovin' Criminals
If I see a post that begins with So, I immediately scroll past it. From experience, I can tell for certain that it is undeserving of my limited time here on Earth.
September 16, 2026 at 3:48 PM
If I see a post that begins with So, I immediately scroll past it. From experience, I can tell for certain that it is undeserving of my limited time here on Earth.
It's at times like this that any self respecting musician should ask "What would Dolly have done?"
September 16, 2026 at 12:37 PM
It's at times like this that any self respecting musician should ask "What would Dolly have done?"