🍉 One-Eyed Wildcat
radicallynx.bsky.social
🍉 One-Eyed Wildcat
@radicallynx.bsky.social
BLM ~ Land Back ~ Free Palestine ~ sometimes streamer ~ chronically ill
~ they/them ~ Russian Mennonite/Irish/Scottish settler currently on Kanien'kehá:ka (Mohawk) land
Oh yay, I took 22u of the wrong insulin an hour or so ago. Trying to figure out how much sugar to chug to counteract 😅
September 15, 2026 at 11:18 AM
We really need to stop coddling straight men; this mf saw naturally occurring lubrication, before we started touching, and told me I was cumming...

60 years old. Previously married to a woman. Not a singular fucking clue.
September 13, 2026 at 12:52 PM
At his first vet appointment, Helios had a low heart rate (for a cat at the vet), completely unstressed by the visit.

This week, the boy was so content he couldn't stop purring long enough for the vet to check his heart rate. Sniffing alcohol didn't interrupt his motor, so she had to cover his nose
September 12, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Wordle 1,908 2/6

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Well that was a lucky first word
September 9, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Wordle 1,906 3/6

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I'll take it 😅
September 7, 2026 at 2:57 PM
I don't know if I'm more annoyed or impressed with the bait first category I found.

Connections
Puzzle #1180
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September 3, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Wordle 1,899 6/6

When you get 99% of the way and still have too many options

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August 31, 2026 at 12:20 PM
How would you describe these cats eye colours?
August 29, 2026 at 4:30 PM
When the kids set up a perfect family photo all by themselves
August 29, 2026 at 12:45 PM
At the ER because my landlord knelt on my chest and It hurts to breathe.

Radiologist: I know you mentioned ribs but the ordered chest instead

Doctor, TWO HOURS after the x-ray: so your lungs look fine, we'll do an EKG to look at your heart. Could x-ray the ribs if you want.

Me: ‽?!
August 25, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Helios and Selene 😻
August 22, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Arya learning to tolerate the baby
August 10, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Arya asked to come into the kitty's room by scratching at the closed door... They've had a few interactions already, and she took a glance at Leo before eating his food.

Watched him, wandered around, then sat at the door and looked at the handle to ask to leave.

Cats talk, if you show you listen.
August 8, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Got a weird hit of gender euphoria yesterday...

Picking up the kitten I adopted, the woman helping me out made sure to mention that her colleague should "wait until I'm alone, then you can head out."

She turns to me, "I'm sure you're nice but..."

Rocks and sucks being so flawlessly assumed male.
August 7, 2026 at 8:54 PM
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"Earth, please report to HR."
August 7, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Oh no, I fell for his trap.
August 7, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Blank Grindr profile: so you want a Dom daddy?

Me: That would be nice

Blank profile: sends face pic

Me: are you even 30?

Blank: yeah wtf

Me: you just look young. How old are you?

Blocked

Like I specify that 50+ is a bonus; I'm not looking for "daddy vibes" from a younger guy
July 26, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Chatting with my neighbour about my stolen moped, and I mention I put it as my Grindr pfp as a way of crowdsourcing eyes

"Isn't Grindr for gay dudes?"

"Yup," smile and patient nod

Neighbour:
Confused Woman with Math Formulas
Alt: Confused Woman with Math Formulas
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July 17, 2026 at 4:53 AM
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While all these deaths have hit me, Nolan Wells has truly made me weep. He goes out with all of his white friends, and they return without him. This is the America that has always existed, but people feel very emboldened under this trash-administration.
So let me get this straight:

On July 4, the white nationalist and fascist patriot front marched in DC. in an attempt to intimidate folks. Notably, journalists captured images of a Black woman surrounded by a bunch of them while riding a subway.
July 7, 2026 at 2:55 PM
I understand this is a stupid thing to complain about, but goddamn why do guys keep wanting to date me after hooking up? I'm an utter disaster with no ambition, job, or plan, and yet a few guys a month get overly attached and push to be more than FWBs. Do I just need to be less chill? 😅
June 30, 2026 at 6:46 PM
For @mythicalkitchen.com's inevitable #PastFood episode on Pizza Pizza's volcano dipper

The dipper was off-center and the cuts irregular; definitely not premade offsite
June 22, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Walking home from the pharmacy, one of the neighbourhood cats that I've been trying to befriend appeared out of the grass a few meters ahead.

Got excited that he wanted to say hi, disappointed he was chasing something, then delighted that this cat was jumping though dandelions chasing butterflies 😻
May 16, 2026 at 5:20 AM
The DNA testing my aunt wanted me to use: you probably have wavy hair

Nah, man, there's just a lot of thin-haired europeans out there who don't know how to avoid fucking up their natural curls
April 30, 2026 at 2:21 PM
I love spring and the parade of leather clad older men on motorcycles that it brings. 🤤
April 26, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Fuck, just thought about making decisions about the future, beyond the 'end of the week' horizon I usually exist in, and had the all too familiar sense of 'well at that point it would be easier to just cease existing rather than dealing with that decision'

How do y'all function? Seriously I'm lost
April 23, 2026 at 10:53 AM