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Just laugh at my jokes and no one gets hurt.
October 16, 2026 at 3:04 PM
THAT'S what Crystal Lake is about?!? LOL
October 16, 2026 at 2:38 PM
So the Paramount produced STREET FIGHTER decided to put an unfunny MAGA podcaster at the center of their movie and it's not working out for them? I'm shocked.
October 16, 2026 at 5:16 AM
If someone had to step up and help Matt Reeves finish Batman, I'm glad it's Soderbergh. The man is a chameleon and will likely make his work indistinguishable from that of Reeves.
October 15, 2026 at 11:57 PM
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Memory and RAM being diverted to AI slowly killing the personal computer and smartphone industries is one of the funniest ways the dipshits in the tech world are routinely slamming windows shut on their own dicks.
‘The smartphone market suffered its worst decline on record in the September quarter, after rising memory costs pushed shipments down 22% with worse to come, according to market researcher IDC.’ www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
October 15, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Can't wait to see them fuck it all up like they always do. Defeat from the jaws of victory etc etc.
Americans trust the Democratic Party more than Republicans “to keep the country prosperous,” marking the Democratic party’s first clear lead with voters on the economic issue in more than a decade in Gallup’s annual governance poll.
Democrats hold big edge on economy in key poll for first time since 2012
Ahead of the midterm elections, Democrats have won the trust of independents when it comes to the question of which party can guarantee economic prosperity, Gallup finds.
www.washingtonpost.com
October 14, 2026 at 10:28 PM
The world will be such a better place once the last boomer dies.
October 13, 2026 at 5:06 PM
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You ever think about how we have AI and cryptocurrency when we could have just had more Fletch movies with Jon Hamm?
October 13, 2026 at 3:16 PM
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October 13, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Despite living just 40 mins away, I am so glad I've only ever had to do Salem in October once.
October 13, 2026 at 6:02 AM
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October 12, 2026 at 1:47 PM
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Just thinking about this as the state harasses Ilhan Omar over 40 year old paperwork.
Elon Musk, enemy of ‘open borders,’ launched his career working illegally
Investors in Musk’s first company worried about “our founder being deported” and gave him a deadline for obtaining a work visa.
www.washingtonpost.com
October 12, 2026 at 1:58 PM
And the ending is a mean piece of business.
The Netflix TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE deserves a reappraisal.

It’s 81 mins, contains the ONLY actual chainsaw massacre in the franchise, and flouts elevated horror norms by flirting with em then going, “nah, a chainsaw man is scarier.”

That’s a lot better than most slasher sequels decades later.
October 11, 2026 at 11:26 PM
This movie is very much a product of its time, but it does inadvertently convey the message that bi erasure is bad.

Bonus baby Tom Atkins too!
October 11, 2026 at 6:06 PM
I see Shane Gillis was given another platform to show the world how much he sucks. His routine and delivery is still like a guy at his first open mic.
October 11, 2026 at 3:41 PM
I love Mike Flanagan, and all his haters won't get me to turn on him. Though I do wish he'd slow down a little.
October 11, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Lego shelf update.
October 10, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Bad cover art aside, I'm so excited we're getting 2 & 3 in 4K!

WITH A VENGEANCE especially needed a remaster.
October 9, 2026 at 5:46 PM
*Morgan Freeman voice*

"No one ever expected Brooks to fake his own death and come back armed and ready to blow down the walls of Shawshank to get us out. And get us out he did."
October 9, 2026 at 2:47 PM
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Is there a work of art that was created well before the current era that you feel explains Trump and MAGA and everything better than anything contemporary? For me it’s Assassins (1990) but I’m curious if other people have one.
October 9, 2026 at 5:45 AM
I only play videogames where every character is my dad and they all tell me they're proud of me.
October 9, 2026 at 1:07 AM
I think of someone else whose public execution would actually help this country.
WASHINGTON (AP) - Pentagon says the firing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter Nidal Malik Hasan will be livestreamed in December.
October 8, 2026 at 11:16 PM
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white Christian community
this country is suffering a moral sickness, and it is coming straight from its Christian community
October 8, 2026 at 11:04 PM
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i rewatched The Matrix trilogy recently and could not help but laugh when i saw each movie had a different production logo.

they were all released within four years, with the second and third movie released in the same year!
October 7, 2026 at 5:22 PM
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ah damn, RIP Margaret Hamilton.

she took safety-critical software engineering seriously, and got people to the moon and back.

news.mit.edu/2026/margare...
October 7, 2026 at 9:09 PM