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Money is great stuff to have, but when it comes to the act of creation, the best thing is not to think of money too much. It constipates the whole process. —Stephen King
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I’M BUSY DRINKING THIS COFFEE
September 4, 2026 at 12:03 AM
I’M BUSY DRINKING THIS COFFEE
Post something random or you’ll have an awful September
September 1, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful September
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Zombear is a zombie bear mascot from Otaru, in Hokkaido, who swings his intestines around.
August 30, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Zombear is a zombie bear mascot from Otaru, in Hokkaido, who swings his intestines around.
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Another day that ends in why is anybody on X?
August 29, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Another day that ends in why is anybody on X?
Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express. (Don’t download any new photos challenge.)
August 28, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express. (Don’t download any new photos challenge.)
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Grand. Truly.
They have until tomorrow to learn "Sweet Transvestite."
They have until tomorrow to learn "Sweet Transvestite."
Y'all... the Band of the Coldstream Guards performed "9 to 5" in front of Buckingham Palace in honor of Dolly Parton.
August 27, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Grand. Truly.
They have until tomorrow to learn "Sweet Transvestite."
They have until tomorrow to learn "Sweet Transvestite."
Fun with YouTube auto-translate youtu.be/saehM0Fr2tM
![YouTube video of a Japanese housing complex in 1960, showing two women looking at food in a kitchen, auto-translated: “What do you think, tonight’s dinner I’m going to puke [Music]”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bhu3ex2dubvyszi3vajihsqt/bafkreia3mm6qw7xvlgjy7wgw3rfjjlzfbypwabbxggadngwgyolzpbqx5e)
August 24, 2026 at 8:58 AM
Fun with YouTube auto-translate youtu.be/saehM0Fr2tM
The Dark Tower series, by Vince Gilligan
youve got 5.6 billion to make a 7 season 56 episode show airing over 15 years, wdyd
Trying to do a daily dumb little prompt to not think about The Horrors
August 16, 2026 at 5:11 AM
The Dark Tower series, by Vince Gilligan
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I don't know why you guys are being so mean, "none bitchmade shall harm Macbeth" is one of the most famous lines in all of Shakespeare
Gwen, search the word "bitchmade"
Trust me.
Trust me.
August 11, 2026 at 5:09 PM
I don't know why you guys are being so mean, "none bitchmade shall harm Macbeth" is one of the most famous lines in all of Shakespeare
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Donald Duck’s plan to murder other ducks is foiled by a dog who is the pet of another dog.
August 10, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Donald Duck’s plan to murder other ducks is foiled by a dog who is the pet of another dog.
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I was there and he also said “these hos ain’t loyal.” I said Mitch sir why you gotta be like that
Statement from Mitch McConnell: "Earlier today, I was discharged from the rehabilitation center to continue my recovery at home..."
August 7, 2026 at 1:18 AM
I was there and he also said “these hos ain’t loyal.” I said Mitch sir why you gotta be like that
If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky.
August 7, 2026 at 12:19 AM
If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky.
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Read it here if you haven't yet. Today is the very best day of all days to read it for the first time.
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short-stories.co/@raybradbury...
August 4, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Read it here if you haven't yet. Today is the very best day of all days to read it for the first time.
short-stories.co/@raybradbury...
short-stories.co/@raybradbury...
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Okay this is insider baseball but actors don’t need to be bright
Sometimes it just gets in their way
They overthink lines instead of just reacting
So the important thing in that assertion is that they’re open and empathic enough to respond as that character would given what they’re actually saying
Sometimes it just gets in their way
They overthink lines instead of just reacting
So the important thing in that assertion is that they’re open and empathic enough to respond as that character would given what they’re actually saying
July 31, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Okay this is insider baseball but actors don’t need to be bright
Sometimes it just gets in their way
They overthink lines instead of just reacting
So the important thing in that assertion is that they’re open and empathic enough to respond as that character would given what they’re actually saying
Sometimes it just gets in their way
They overthink lines instead of just reacting
So the important thing in that assertion is that they’re open and empathic enough to respond as that character would given what they’re actually saying
Be firm, fly low, and stay cool
What are the best and worst email sign-offs? I usually use “Thanks” or “Best” but occasionally switch to “Sincerely” when those feel insufficient. “Regards” sounds a tad formal/old fashioned.
July 16, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Be firm, fly low, and stay cool
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Latest Mitch McConnell photo just released.
July 13, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Latest Mitch McConnell photo just released.
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jesus fucking christ
July 8, 2026 at 1:14 PM
jesus fucking christ
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Sorry to lib out but I guess my thought on the Fourth is that if it wasn’t possible for this country to really be an egalitarian multiracial democracy someday, the most disgusting people alive wouldn’t be trying so hard to foreclose that possibility
July 4, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Sorry to lib out but I guess my thought on the Fourth is that if it wasn’t possible for this country to really be an egalitarian multiracial democracy someday, the most disgusting people alive wouldn’t be trying so hard to foreclose that possibility
omg I just realized they probably used all yellow and orange because those are the cheapest colors
July 5, 2026 at 5:37 AM
omg I just realized they probably used all yellow and orange because those are the cheapest colors
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This is one of the weirdest things I've ever seen. Fox News asked him to wave and he then waved. At the TV, not at them
Ok wait NOW he really is watching himself watch himself on Fox News.
July 5, 2026 at 2:23 AM
This is one of the weirdest things I've ever seen. Fox News asked him to wave and he then waved. At the TV, not at them
this whole thread is solid gold
Hi hello I was going to do a full thread on the Great American State Fair later but it seems I'm starting early: why in the fuck are PragerU, Patriot Academy, and other far right groups the ENTIRETY of the Department of Education booth
July 5, 2026 at 3:50 AM
this whole thread is solid gold
I’m glad I didn’t die at 27, because the poetry I would have left behind for people to judge was a fuck of a lot worse than his
3rd July 1971, Jim Morrison of The Doors was found dead in a bathtub in Paris. The cause of death was given as a heart attack. On the 25th anniversary of his death, an estimated 15,000 fans gathered at Pere Lachaise Cemetery in Paris to pay their respects. #TheDoors #JimMorrison
July 4, 2026 at 3:39 AM
I’m glad I didn’t die at 27, because the poetry I would have left behind for people to judge was a fuck of a lot worse than his
anime characters constantly
fighting in midair
fighting in midair
Opening up a judgement free zone but what's the smallest thing that discouraged you from entering into a vast cultural landscape that others have found vastly rewarding.
Mine was discovering that the hero/protagonist of Neal Stephenson's Snow Crash was called Hiro Protagonist.
Mine was discovering that the hero/protagonist of Neal Stephenson's Snow Crash was called Hiro Protagonist.
July 2, 2026 at 5:51 PM
anime characters constantly
fighting in midair
fighting in midair