Apology accepted, boy. Now let be a lesson to you

100 words, lad - on my desk by the end of Friday. ‘I must not make presumptions about Sir’s political preferences’

A ridiculous claim, boy. See me at the end of the day.

Ahh. I do remember that day. I was taking refreshment following the news I had been handed my first teaching post at Rodney Bennett

I am glad my performance is still being appreciated after all this time. I may drop that detention I handed to you for being late to registration in appreciation.

An impeccable fashion choice, boy. You will go far young man.

Are you suggesting I am a work of fiction? How dare you, boy. 100 lines - ‘I must not imply Sir is a work of fiction’. On my desk by the end of the day!

A stupid boy. I will be monitoring his behaviour

Consider yourself in detention tomorrow lunchtime, boy. It would have been after school but I was left impressed by your improved linguistic skills. #firmbutfair