Mike Reardon
@reardon.bsky.social
Parent, software engineer and skeptic with an unhealthy baseball preoccupation.
Wow! You go Seattle Pilots… er, I mean Brewers
October 5, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Wow! You go Seattle Pilots… er, I mean Brewers
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October 3, 2026 at 5:56 PM
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Republicans would be apoplectic
September 10, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Republicans would be apoplectic
Public service announcement 📢
Your food tray on the train might not be clean.
Your food tray on the train might not be clean.
September 8, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Public service announcement 📢
Your food tray on the train might not be clean.
Your food tray on the train might not be clean.
The 2026 season seems like the most painful and arduous my team has ever landed on me. Given I’m taking about the #Mariners, that’s saying a LOT.
Man Crawling on Ground
ALT: Man Crawling on Ground
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August 31, 2026 at 2:37 AM
The 2026 season seems like the most painful and arduous my team has ever landed on me. Given I’m taking about the #Mariners, that’s saying a LOT.
Dolly was the last person everybody loved.
Sad Bored
ALT: Sad Bored
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August 25, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Dolly was the last person everybody loved.
With great power comes great responsibility… to punch Nazis
August 23, 2026 at 5:28 PM
With great power comes great responsibility… to punch Nazis
No TIME, “taking it seriously” is reporting that despite cameras everywhere now, the evidence released is only more blurry videos, witness testimony, and unknown readings from “much better sensors” does not show exotic technology (or even establish Loeb’s “clear objects”)
time.com/article/2026...
time.com/article/2026...
America Is Finally Taking Extraterrestrials Seriously
Politicians and scientists are united in their effort to better understand what have long been known as UFOs.
time.com
August 13, 2026 at 2:42 PM
No TIME, “taking it seriously” is reporting that despite cameras everywhere now, the evidence released is only more blurry videos, witness testimony, and unknown readings from “much better sensors” does not show exotic technology (or even establish Loeb’s “clear objects”)
time.com/article/2026...
time.com/article/2026...
Falling Kodak Black
ALT: Falling Kodak Black
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August 13, 2026 at 3:41 AM
He had to move to a new locker at the other end of the clubhouse
@Ken_Rosenthal tweeted
Source confirms: Rays acquiring catcher Liam Hicks from Rays. First: @JeffPassan
Source confirms: Rays acquiring catcher Liam Hicks from Rays. First: @JeffPassan
August 3, 2026 at 10:13 PM
He had to move to a new locker at the other end of the clubhouse
Wait what? Did Jerry get confused and think Dominguez was a knight? I don’t get this trade. The #Mariners better not be eating a bunch of salary too.
@JeffPassan tweeted
BREAKING: The Chicago White Sox are acquiring right-hander Luis Castillo in a trade with the Seattle Mariners for reliever Seranthony Dominguez, outfielder Nolan Jones and catching prospect Boston Smith, sources tell ESPN.
BREAKING: The Chicago White Sox are acquiring right-hander Luis Castillo in a trade with the Seattle Mariners for reliever Seranthony Dominguez, outfielder Nolan Jones and catching prospect Boston Smith, sources tell ESPN.
August 2, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Wait what? Did Jerry get confused and think Dominguez was a knight? I don’t get this trade. The #Mariners better not be eating a bunch of salary too.
“improper ideology” is so dark. Attempting to tamper with history fully tracks with this administration’s interference with science and public health.
What needs some warning signs is the White House. “Reality Free Zone”
www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
What needs some warning signs is the White House. “Reality Free Zone”
www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
Trump orders signage warning visitors of ‘inaccurate information’ at Smithsonian
The order comes after the White House released a scathing report against the Smithsonian Institution’s leadership on July 4.
www.nbcnews.com
July 25, 2026 at 5:58 PM
“improper ideology” is so dark. Attempting to tamper with history fully tracks with this administration’s interference with science and public health.
What needs some warning signs is the White House. “Reality Free Zone”
www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
What needs some warning signs is the White House. “Reality Free Zone”
www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
How short sighted! I could have had creamed tuna ‘n pancakes for dinner.
"Great" is truly a load-bearing adjective
July 23, 2026 at 6:03 AM
How short sighted! I could have had creamed tuna ‘n pancakes for dinner.
Acknkowledged. Everybody, be on the lookout for subversives sharing the InfoWars elf.
No, not like 🧝♂️
It’s this sort of elf…
No, not like 🧝♂️
It’s this sort of elf…
July 3, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Acknkowledged. Everybody, be on the lookout for subversives sharing the InfoWars elf.
No, not like 🧝♂️
It’s this sort of elf…
No, not like 🧝♂️
It’s this sort of elf…
I came in expecting bad. What confronted me was horror of an uncatalogued and preternatural genus. There are texts the mind is not meant to apprehend, sentences whose very syntax hints at a cosmic wrongness older than reason, out in the liminal twilight where semantic distinctions collapse.
The wit and wisdom of Russell Brand
The wit and wisdom of Russell Brand
Quotes from his 'unreadable' new book
dlvr.it
June 5, 2026 at 4:57 AM
I came in expecting bad. What confronted me was horror of an uncatalogued and preternatural genus. There are texts the mind is not meant to apprehend, sentences whose very syntax hints at a cosmic wrongness older than reason, out in the liminal twilight where semantic distinctions collapse.
After deep consideration, I am also pulling out of Freedom 250.
May 29, 2026 at 3:18 PM
After deep consideration, I am also pulling out of Freedom 250.
I’d like to take this opportunity to complain again about the #Mariners essentially trading away Edwin Diaz for Kelenic. At least we’ll always have “Big Dumper” to thank him for.
Jarred Kelenic designated for assignment by the White Sox.
May 26, 2026 at 8:39 PM
I’d like to take this opportunity to complain again about the #Mariners essentially trading away Edwin Diaz for Kelenic. At least we’ll always have “Big Dumper” to thank him for.
Drop your crime fighting Catholics
April 15, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Drop your crime fighting Catholics
Imai: “Not able to adjust to American lifestyle.” Pitching in Seattle “was really hard” and he struggled in 64 degree weather, something “not usual in Japan.”
What? That’s an entirely normal Spring temp in much of Japan.
Man, right there with you on the lifestyle tho
apple.news/AgBtwVYvGR1u...
What? That’s an entirely normal Spring temp in much of Japan.
Man, right there with you on the lifestyle tho
apple.news/AgBtwVYvGR1u...
Houston Astros’ Tatsuya Imai ‘not able to adjust to the American lifestyle,’ interpreter says — The Athletic
HOUSTON — In his first public comments since being sidelined with right arm fatigue, Japanese right-hander Tatsuya Imai acknowledged he has struggled to adapt to life in the United States — both on th...
apple.news
April 15, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Imai: “Not able to adjust to American lifestyle.” Pitching in Seattle “was really hard” and he struggled in 64 degree weather, something “not usual in Japan.”
What? That’s an entirely normal Spring temp in much of Japan.
Man, right there with you on the lifestyle tho
apple.news/AgBtwVYvGR1u...
What? That’s an entirely normal Spring temp in much of Japan.
Man, right there with you on the lifestyle tho
apple.news/AgBtwVYvGR1u...
Urgently call and email your Congress members:
∙ Publicly call on the Vice President and Cabinet to invoke Section 4 of the 25th Amendment
∙ Open impeachment proceedings immediately
History will not forgive our silence. #25th_Amendment
∙ Publicly call on the Vice President and Cabinet to invoke Section 4 of the 25th Amendment
∙ Open impeachment proceedings immediately
History will not forgive our silence. #25th_Amendment
April 7, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Urgently call and email your Congress members:
∙ Publicly call on the Vice President and Cabinet to invoke Section 4 of the 25th Amendment
∙ Open impeachment proceedings immediately
History will not forgive our silence. #25th_Amendment
∙ Publicly call on the Vice President and Cabinet to invoke Section 4 of the 25th Amendment
∙ Open impeachment proceedings immediately
History will not forgive our silence. #25th_Amendment