#mariners
I'm a Mariners fan 🤡🔱
November 1, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Mariners idea: No manager
November 1, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Seahawks in the red zone is like Mariners with the bases loaded and no outs
November 3, 2026 at 3:39 AM
After a breakout second season in the majors, #Mariners second baseman Cole Young won his first career Gold Glove on Sunday night.
sports.mynorthwest.com/mlb/seattle-...
Seattle Mariners 2B Cole Young wins 1st career Gold Glove - Seattle Sports
Seattle Mariners second baseman Cole Young was named the American League Gold Glove winner at second base on Sunday.
sports.mynorthwest.com
November 2, 2026 at 1:57 AM
as we can see, he's already performing the main duty of a Mariners manager
Who the fuck is Jason Kanzler and why are the Mariners hiring him?
November 3, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Mariners are Marinering I hear.
November 3, 2026 at 4:55 PM
US soccer player-looking manager
November 3, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Cole Young has been named the American League's second base Gold Glove Award winner. #Mariners
November 2, 2026 at 1:45 AM
The Seattle Mariners hired the Chicago Cubs' Jason Kanzler as manager. He was director of player development, leading the Cubs' minor league system, players and coaching staff.
Seattle Mariners hire Chicago Cubs farm director Jason Kanzler as manager
The Seattle Mariners have named Chicago Cubs farm director Jason Kanzler as their next manager, the team announced.
bit.ly
November 3, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Kanzler is an outside-the-box hire for the Mariners, who also considered former Astros manager Joe Espada. www.nytimes.com/athletic/773...
Mariners hire Jason Kanzler as new manager
Kanzler is an outside-the-box hire for the Mariners, who also considered former Astros manager Joe Espada.
www.nytimes.com
November 3, 2026 at 5:43 PM
The Mariners once again face off with their most bitter rivals (The Mariners).
November 3, 2026 at 7:51 PM
The Seattle Pilots won the World Series before the Seattle Mariners.
October 29, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Who the fuck is Jason Kanzler and why are the Mariners hiring him?
November 3, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Report: The #Mariners are hiring Jason Kanzler as their next manager.
sports.mynorthwest.com/mlb/seattle-...
Seattle Mariners hiring Jason Kanzler as next manager, per report - Seattle Sports
The Seattle Mariners are hiring 36-year-old Jason Kanzler as their next manager, according to a report from MLB.com.
sports.mynorthwest.com
November 3, 2026 at 4:52 PM
The Mariners: someone with managerial experience would be preferred

Also the Mariners: actually nvm we’re gonna try the thing that didn’t work for a third time
November 3, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Awesome! Cole Young named 2nd base Gold Glove!

#Mariners 🔱
November 2, 2026 at 1:45 AM
🔁 Reposted @Mariners
November 2, 2026 at 2:00 AM
The Seattle Mariners have reportedly made their election day decision: their 22nd manager will be Jason Kanzler. www.lookoutlanding.com/seattle-mari...
Jason Kanzler hired as the 22nd manager of the Seattle Mariners
The next era in Seattle is here.
www.lookoutlanding.com
November 3, 2026 at 5:45 PM
I need the Mariners to announce their manager today, as a little distraction treat.
November 3, 2026 at 4:49 PM
the yankees advertising a three-game series with the mariners in 2008:
November 3, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Hang on, did the Mariners just hire a Poster to be their new manager?
November 3, 2026 at 10:58 PM
🔁 Reposted @Mariners
November 3, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Listen, man, if you have another way of finding Seattle Mariners fans online besides posting about the Seattle Mariners, I am all ears.
this isn't the whole thing, but I really believe Audience Capture Miserabilism is a core problem in lib/left social media

anxious and depressed people (who really are overrepresented on the left) will click on things that make them feel bad and you can make a good following out of giving it to them
October 28, 2026 at 6:53 PM