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@redactedpunished.bsky.social
dog artist, noise taster & book sniffer. i didn’t do fucking shit (again)
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please help mabel if you’re able 🙏
why does the vet have to be so damn expensive 😩😭
why does the vet have to be so damn expensive 😩😭
So I'm ressurecting the venmo post bc I need roughly $1000 to get Terri's nail fixed. I literally just paid my rent so I am flat broke atm and have been denied by multiple creditors.
Please, I am begging for whatever you can spare. I take him back to the vet on monday to get looked at for cheaper.
Please, I am begging for whatever you can spare. I take him back to the vet on monday to get looked at for cheaper.
so ive never asked for help on here before, but what with my family excommunicating me last Christmas and it being pride, i would really appreciate literally any help anybody will give.
money is especially tight this month and a little goes a long way. need new new tires,groceries,pet supplies etc
money is especially tight this month and a little goes a long way. need new new tires,groceries,pet supplies etc
October 3, 2026 at 5:43 PM
please help mabel if you’re able 🙏
why does the vet have to be so damn expensive 😩😭
why does the vet have to be so damn expensive 😩😭
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Jerkmate called, they're running out of you.
October 1, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Jerkmate called, they're running out of you.
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i’m like herpes & the valtrex for this is not banning my fuckin main
October 1, 2026 at 10:02 PM
i’m like herpes & the valtrex for this is not banning my fuckin main
roses are red
i prefer death over taxes
that pig poop on he own balls &
i prefer death over taxes
that pig poop on he own balls &
Buttholes are praxis.
October 1, 2026 at 9:54 PM
roses are red
i prefer death over taxes
that pig poop on he own balls &
i prefer death over taxes
that pig poop on he own balls &
ope
do they know they released me a day early? lol. anyways hi guys!
October 1, 2026 at 3:00 AM
ope
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“i saw your man on jerkmate premium last week”
okay this raises other questions tho
okay this raises other questions tho
September 30, 2026 at 11:05 PM
“i saw your man on jerkmate premium last week”
okay this raises other questions tho
okay this raises other questions tho
i thought biberty was a pineapple
October 1, 2026 at 1:14 AM
i thought biberty was a pineapple
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Go outside you fucking dork
October 1, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Go outside you fucking dork
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My man looks like the last time he took a shower was the previous millennium
September 30, 2026 at 11:12 PM
My man looks like the last time he took a shower was the previous millennium
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My man looks like a face not even a mother could love
September 30, 2026 at 11:12 PM
My man looks like a face not even a mother could love
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My man looks like his blood type is Dorito dust
September 30, 2026 at 11:12 PM
My man looks like his blood type is Dorito dust
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My man looks like he breathes through his mouth not just because of sleep apnea, but because of waking apnea as well
September 30, 2026 at 11:12 PM
My man looks like he breathes through his mouth not just because of sleep apnea, but because of waking apnea as well
incredible thread of absolute bangers
My man looks like the guy in your neighborhood who’s no longer allowed within 500 feet of wherever children can congregate
September 30, 2026 at 11:16 PM
incredible thread of absolute bangers
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My man looks like Hannibal Lecter if he were a redneck
September 30, 2026 at 11:12 PM
My man looks like Hannibal Lecter if he were a redneck
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My man looks like the reason women don’t come to the local Magic: The Gathering meetup anymore
September 30, 2026 at 11:12 PM
My man looks like the reason women don’t come to the local Magic: The Gathering meetup anymore
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My man looks like if you hit “Randomize” on the character creator for a video game about sex offenders
September 30, 2026 at 11:12 PM
My man looks like if you hit “Randomize” on the character creator for a video game about sex offenders
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My man looks like the secret third member of Penn and Teller who got kicked out of their act for sniffing womens’ bike seats
September 30, 2026 at 11:12 PM
My man looks like the secret third member of Penn and Teller who got kicked out of their act for sniffing womens’ bike seats
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My man looks like if J.D. Vance picked up his mother’s Oxycontin habit
September 30, 2026 at 11:12 PM
My man looks like if J.D. Vance picked up his mother’s Oxycontin habit
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My man looks like Jimothy the raccoon made a wish to become human
September 30, 2026 at 11:12 PM
My man looks like Jimothy the raccoon made a wish to become human
meatballs are boneless… for now
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😏
September 30, 2026 at 11:11 PM
meatballs are boneless… for now
😏
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“i saw your man on jerkmate premium last week”
okay this raises other questions tho
okay this raises other questions tho
September 30, 2026 at 11:05 PM
“i saw your man on jerkmate premium last week”
okay this raises other questions tho
okay this raises other questions tho
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“Most men are fairly anti-rape”
FAIRLY ANTI-RAPE? So, what? You’ll speak up if it is convenient for you?
FAIRLY ANTI-RAPE? So, what? You’ll speak up if it is convenient for you?
September 30, 2026 at 10:27 PM
“Most men are fairly anti-rape”
FAIRLY ANTI-RAPE? So, what? You’ll speak up if it is convenient for you?
FAIRLY ANTI-RAPE? So, what? You’ll speak up if it is convenient for you?