tiktok is officially banned, you know where to find me.

As the internet becomes more clearly impossible to use, I find myself reverting back to the original form of computer entertainment: solitaire

I never buy Oreos because then I'll eat the Oreos,
so instead I look in my pantry every day and I'm
disappointed that I don't have any Oreos.

~a tragic personal memoir

sober is a mindset

My dog went from being twice dumped at a shelter to living in a house where people cover him up with blankets and he thinks rotisserie chicken falls from the sky.

I stand by Pure Deliciousness.
Pineapple GOES ON PIZZA

how it feels to drive at night with astigmatism:

get rich.
be a bitch.
repent.

My cats watching me clean their litter box.

Be the person your cat thinks you are.