'Doghouse' Johnny
@republic2809.bsky.social
Always thought my grandmother was cool. Don't know if the feeling was mutual.
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Hey Yo! I added a shiny new "🚫🤖" section to my site so that people can find this stuff easier! More to come of course. ❤️:3 samkalensky.com/product-cate...
September 16, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Hey Yo! I added a shiny new "🚫🤖" section to my site so that people can find this stuff easier! More to come of course. ❤️:3 samkalensky.com/product-cate...
I hope my one client who accesses her email by Googling her whole email address and selecting the first link is having a good day today.
September 17, 2026 at 4:00 AM
I hope my one client who accesses her email by Googling her whole email address and selecting the first link is having a good day today.
Some days you just want a strong drink and a fucking coffin to curl up in.
September 16, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Some days you just want a strong drink and a fucking coffin to curl up in.
Subscription service where actors dressed up in old-timey rubbery kaiju costumes just burst in to your daily life and begin knocking stuff over.
September 15, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Subscription service where actors dressed up in old-timey rubbery kaiju costumes just burst in to your daily life and begin knocking stuff over.
Woke up with a headache, with the words "George Foreman grill cyberdeck" in my mind.
September 14, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Woke up with a headache, with the words "George Foreman grill cyberdeck" in my mind.
Legally changed my entire name a handful of years back. Hard to explain. Point being, I need to retroactively map my logic on that choice, and figure out how Teen Johnny would've handled certain developments.
September 13, 2026 at 6:35 AM
Legally changed my entire name a handful of years back. Hard to explain. Point being, I need to retroactively map my logic on that choice, and figure out how Teen Johnny would've handled certain developments.
We should really have a social media platform that just exists to provide a space to scream oneself hoarse in a way that provides some illusion that anyone else hears it, except in a way that doesn't negatively impact whatever precarious life situation one is currently in.
September 13, 2026 at 6:06 AM
We should really have a social media platform that just exists to provide a space to scream oneself hoarse in a way that provides some illusion that anyone else hears it, except in a way that doesn't negatively impact whatever precarious life situation one is currently in.
When I was like six, my folks had an old Volkswagen Fastback. Battery was located under the rear right seat. One time, a wasp got into the car, and I wasn't able to get out of my seatbelt, so I wriggled loose. Ended up pressing the seat springs against the battery terminals and shorted them out.
September 13, 2026 at 5:58 AM
When I was like six, my folks had an old Volkswagen Fastback. Battery was located under the rear right seat. One time, a wasp got into the car, and I wasn't able to get out of my seatbelt, so I wriggled loose. Ended up pressing the seat springs against the battery terminals and shorted them out.
I still want the Faraday cage setup in an old warehouse that Gene Hackman had in 'Enemy of the State'.
September 11, 2026 at 6:58 AM
I still want the Faraday cage setup in an old warehouse that Gene Hackman had in 'Enemy of the State'.
Remembering the fact that a shitty junk store purchase of an alarm clock (that was cheap because it was secretly broken) is why a family member wasn't in downtown Manhattan for an appointment 25 years ago. Didn't know that at the time, watching the news that morning.
September 11, 2026 at 6:49 AM
Remembering the fact that a shitty junk store purchase of an alarm clock (that was cheap because it was secretly broken) is why a family member wasn't in downtown Manhattan for an appointment 25 years ago. Didn't know that at the time, watching the news that morning.
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I got my flu and COVID shots for nothing, my 5G speed did not increase even a bit.
September 5, 2026 at 1:56 PM
I got my flu and COVID shots for nothing, my 5G speed did not increase even a bit.
I should really just make an alt account.
September 4, 2026 at 3:35 AM
I should really just make an alt account.
The internet is so boring now. We should make a new one.
August 30, 2026 at 6:36 AM
The internet is so boring now. We should make a new one.
Another Saturday evening, another day where I still cannot light things on fire with my mind. Maybe next weekend.
August 30, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Another Saturday evening, another day where I still cannot light things on fire with my mind. Maybe next weekend.
Got just the little pep talk I needed, today. Accidentally.
August 26, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Got just the little pep talk I needed, today. Accidentally.
I think the highlights of my week were the cricket that I moved from the sidewalk to a nicer spot, and the little ladybug that hitchhiked on my coat. That and seeing my favorite crow, Oddbeak.
August 22, 2026 at 6:04 AM
I think the highlights of my week were the cricket that I moved from the sidewalk to a nicer spot, and the little ladybug that hitchhiked on my coat. That and seeing my favorite crow, Oddbeak.
Got my hair cut short today. I notice people seem slightly more wary of me, but they become much friendlier than usual when I'm my typical polite self.
August 22, 2026 at 5:48 AM
Got my hair cut short today. I notice people seem slightly more wary of me, but they become much friendlier than usual when I'm my typical polite self.
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Reacher should get slightly larger every episode and they just never address it
August 21, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Reacher should get slightly larger every episode and they just never address it
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In Star Trek people often complain that replicated food is not as good as naturally produced food, which is weird when replicators are presumably using the same technology as transporters, which can perfectly replicate Spock every time. But is Spock getting less flavoursome over time? In this essay,
August 18, 2026 at 9:36 PM
In Star Trek people often complain that replicated food is not as good as naturally produced food, which is weird when replicators are presumably using the same technology as transporters, which can perfectly replicate Spock every time. But is Spock getting less flavoursome over time? In this essay,
File under P for "Planet, Hack The".
August 16, 2026 at 3:57 AM
File under P for "Planet, Hack The".
Bought peanuts for the crows, and sugar to refill the hummingbird feeder. A good errand.
August 15, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Bought peanuts for the crows, and sugar to refill the hummingbird feeder. A good errand.
I look forward to the AI bubble bursting, so that the technology ideally recedes into some weird small hobbyist niche where I can poke and prod at it on some little local machine in my spare time.
August 15, 2026 at 4:56 AM
I look forward to the AI bubble bursting, so that the technology ideally recedes into some weird small hobbyist niche where I can poke and prod at it on some little local machine in my spare time.
I just want an actual working phaser. Is that so much to ask? TNG-era dustbuster style phaser.
August 14, 2026 at 1:05 AM
I just want an actual working phaser. Is that so much to ask? TNG-era dustbuster style phaser.
"John, nobody should know a place like this. This is like a rat in a cage". Goddamn.
August 9, 2026 at 4:37 AM
"John, nobody should know a place like this. This is like a rat in a cage". Goddamn.
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Really not looking forward to living in the worst parts of a william gibson novel because of all the people who misunderstood the point of william gibson's novels
November 13, 2024 at 4:15 AM
Really not looking forward to living in the worst parts of a william gibson novel because of all the people who misunderstood the point of william gibson's novels