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smillz
@righttwix.com
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new pfp because our 14 year old drew me and it’s awesome. follow her for commissions @pringlesupreme.bsky.social
smillz old pfp he’s a caucasian man sitting in the drivers seat of his truck. he is wearing a black shirt and some shorts. He's got a red Angels hat on and is making a thinking face and he's balancing a straw on top of his lips. one of his hands is under his chin with his thumb and pointer finger doing the "hmm" gesture. 🤔 smillz new pfp drawn by their daughter in her art style. it is the previous photo has been cartoonified in a cute anime-like way. it is still smillz but he has been drawn from the shoulders up wearing a black shirt, with his light skin tone, beard stubble, and his red angels hat. he no longer has the straw on top of his lips or his hand under his chin and the artist has given him a small open mouthed smile and made his eyes looking to the left side of the screen. the background is a fun orange swirling pattern with a little bit of white checkerboard pattern throughout. when you put this avi next to key’s avi he looks like he’s looking at her
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lacroixboi.dadguy.pro
direct deposit and auto payments have my paycheck like:
Grandpa Abe's Confused Exit in The Simpsons
Alt: Grandpa Abe's Confused Exit in The Simpsons
static.klipy.com
October 2, 2026 at 12:20 PM
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trickykat.bsky.social
a pumpkin a day keeps the doctober away
October 2, 2026 at 11:41 AM
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etbeeegood.bsky.social
Oh no I can’t grant you wishes, these are just my Hammer pants
October 2, 2026 at 10:39 AM
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blairloudly.bsky.social
[looking in the mirror] ugh i look more like age against the machine
October 2, 2026 at 6:16 AM
righttwix.com
i used to use two used ones too

english amiright?
October 2, 2026 at 3:27 AM
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lefttwix.com
[takes a drag of a cigarette] i reckon i used to shitpost but now i just post shit
October 2, 2026 at 3:00 AM
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ficklefilly.bsky.social
Your outie is charismatic, intelligent, and sociopathic.
October 2, 2026 at 12:54 AM
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teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social
now that's a man
I took a shower today. I have long hair, a big nose, a grey beard. I am attired in a blue short-sleeved button-down that I think came from some kind of work uniform I found it in a thrift store and a yellow t-shirt under that the background is a nondescript section of a junior high school and a blue sky dotted with puffy li'l white clouds
October 2, 2026 at 2:20 AM
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lefttwix.com
the office two panel meme. the top panel has two pictures being held by two hands and the caption reads “corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture” the photos have been replaced with one photo of brady tkachuk in a red tight long sleeve and the thumb guy from spy kids with a in a ref tight long sleeve. the bottom panel is par from the office smirking at the camera with the caption “they’re the same picture.”
October 2, 2026 at 2:41 AM
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viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
It was the fast of times, it was the furious of times
October 2, 2026 at 1:27 AM
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jennydoesntknow.bsky.social
I stopped to watch a plastic bag blowing in the breeze & got hit by a car
October 1, 2026 at 10:21 PM
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teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social
i can pretty much do what i want and that’s a huge problem
October 1, 2026 at 10:24 PM
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professorkiosk.wtf
know your halloween acronyms

LOL = licking on lemonheads
BRB = big rich butterfingers
AFK = always forever kitkat
TBH = twix be happening
ASL = all snickers loved
OMG = only mega goobers
October 1, 2026 at 9:21 PM
righttwix.com
wth they keep showing this giant thumb in the penalty box in this sharks game
October 2, 2026 at 2:29 AM
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righttwix.com
i’m not really an asshole i just play one in real life
October 1, 2026 at 2:04 PM
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lacroixboi.dadguy.pro
the explorers planning their wedding have chosen a frontiered cake
October 1, 2026 at 11:23 PM
righttwix.com
figuring out how to watch local broadcast hockey games is more complicated than doing my taxes
October 2, 2026 at 12:04 AM
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amutepiggy.bsky.social
why are they so happy about it
screenshot of an instagram ad for an item on AliExpress. Pet Incinerator Smokeless & Odorless Easy to Operate Customizable There is a oicture of a giant orange machine that i presume is the aforementioned pet incinerator. a cartoon dog and cat are looking at it and smiling.
October 1, 2026 at 9:43 PM
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holojester.bsky.social
me: that sounds
so good right now

them: what?

me: anything but this
October 1, 2026 at 9:46 PM
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lacroixboi.dadguy.pro
gru chart meme. four panels that say -morning cuddles with the baby are the best - the baby is getting more and more attached to me - so attached that she gets sad when i leave for work - she gets sad
October 1, 2026 at 7:13 PM
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September 30 October 1
a lit reddish three wick yankee candle (sugared cinnamon apple scent) on a red background there are two apple slicked dusted with cinnamon next to it a close up picture of the black flame candle from hocus pocus it’s a white candle with reddish markings and designs it is lit and the flame is black bc it was lit by max dennison and in the background you can see dusty walls and cobwebs
October 1, 2026 at 7:50 PM
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lacroixboi.dadguy.pro
god grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change and the change to make a wish in this fountain
October 1, 2026 at 2:12 PM
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lacroixboi.dadguy.pro
wishes cost folding money now
October 1, 2026 at 2:14 PM
righttwix.com
i’m not really an asshole i just play one in real life
October 1, 2026 at 2:04 PM
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unfitz.bsky.social
Men would rather sleep in a smelly old box than a plush comfy bed.

Oh wait, that’s cats.
October 1, 2026 at 8:18 AM