River Scott
@riverscott.bsky.social
Award-winning queer writer, podcaster, 'comedian', tart
Olympic-level flirt
GET YOUR TICKETS TO MY LIVE SHOWS! https://linktr.ee/riverscott
Manchester & London
Olympic-level flirt
GET YOUR TICKETS TO MY LIVE SHOWS! https://linktr.ee/riverscott
Manchester & London
Can't blame them, I'm a legit snack.
May 17, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Can't blame them, I'm a legit snack.
NEVER
Woman Typing, Bored at Her Desk
ALT: Woman Typing, Bored at Her Desk
static.klipy.com
May 11, 2026 at 7:14 AM
NEVER
That would ruin the taste, surely?
May 10, 2026 at 8:13 PM
That would ruin the taste, surely?
I'm quite a fan myself!
THAT SAID, some kind of manual or tech support would be VERY much appreciated.
THAT SAID, some kind of manual or tech support would be VERY much appreciated.
May 7, 2026 at 6:48 PM
I'm quite a fan myself!
THAT SAID, some kind of manual or tech support would be VERY much appreciated.
THAT SAID, some kind of manual or tech support would be VERY much appreciated.
Woke up with that phrase floating round in my head and thought i should share.
You're welcome
You're welcome
May 7, 2026 at 6:39 AM
Woke up with that phrase floating round in my head and thought i should share.
You're welcome
You're welcome
There's a joke about Crossfit in there somewhere.
May 4, 2026 at 9:03 AM
There's a joke about Crossfit in there somewhere.
Reposted by River Scott
no mr blobby isn't a cryptid because the horror of mr blobby is that we KNOW he exists. he is a constant threat
December 13, 2024 at 10:15 AM
no mr blobby isn't a cryptid because the horror of mr blobby is that we KNOW he exists. he is a constant threat
VERY sad i can't be there to give you propranolol.
And a coffee.
And a coffee.
a little girl is making a funny face while wearing a blue shirt with a leopard print .
ALT: a little girl is making a funny face while wearing a blue shirt with a leopard print .
media.tenor.com
May 3, 2026 at 8:47 AM
VERY sad i can't be there to give you propranolol.
And a coffee.
And a coffee.
Reposted by River Scott
Related: MEN, please wear some sunscreen
It’s barely past midday and there are already some bright red lobsters on the train
It’s barely past midday and there are already some bright red lobsters on the train
April 25, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Related: MEN, please wear some sunscreen
It’s barely past midday and there are already some bright red lobsters on the train
It’s barely past midday and there are already some bright red lobsters on the train