@rockaholic25.bsky.social
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God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
September 24, 2026 at 12:32 PM
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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September 25, 2026 at 1:10 AM
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100 win season baby
Go brewers
Go brewers
September 25, 2026 at 12:58 AM
100 win season baby
Go brewers
Go brewers
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I have an extreme phobia of German sausages.
I truly fear the wurst.
I truly fear the wurst.
September 23, 2026 at 1:26 PM
I have an extreme phobia of German sausages.
I truly fear the wurst.
I truly fear the wurst.
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September 23, 2026 at 2:15 AM
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Where were you for The Colton Gordon Game?
September 23, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Where were you for The Colton Gordon Game?
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Auuugghhh my coworker is draining me of my will to exist
April 20, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Auuugghhh my coworker is draining me of my will to exist
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*wakes up in a dumpster with no idea how I got there*
This feels right.
This feels right.
September 22, 2026 at 4:12 PM
*wakes up in a dumpster with no idea how I got there*
This feels right.
This feels right.
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Somebody just insulted me and it was a good one
September 20, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Somebody just insulted me and it was a good one
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Freezing leftover soup in an ice cream tub because I love setting an emotional trap for my future self.
September 20, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Freezing leftover soup in an ice cream tub because I love setting an emotional trap for my future self.
Oooooooh, okay! Got it! 👌
September 20, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Oooooooh, okay! Got it! 👌
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I'm adjusting my life goals to the more realistic standard of being a good cautionary example
September 20, 2026 at 1:40 PM
I'm adjusting my life goals to the more realistic standard of being a good cautionary example
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i love thinking of jokes and then finding out someone else did it 87 years ago in an AOL chatroom
July 31, 2026 at 2:04 AM
i love thinking of jokes and then finding out someone else did it 87 years ago in an AOL chatroom
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[me with zero history of restraint] i should treat myself, i deserve it
September 19, 2026 at 3:07 PM
[me with zero history of restraint] i should treat myself, i deserve it
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Not ever feeling recharged after a nights sleep makes me wonder if I should be plugging myself into something.
September 19, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Not ever feeling recharged after a nights sleep makes me wonder if I should be plugging myself into something.
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I’m taking everything to my grave. All of it. You, too. Get in, we’re dying.
July 21, 2026 at 2:17 AM
I’m taking everything to my grave. All of it. You, too. Get in, we’re dying.
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This can't be right.
*looking at my life*
*looking at my life*
September 14, 2026 at 4:49 PM
This can't be right.
*looking at my life*
*looking at my life*
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I’m uncomfortable with public displays of affectation.
September 20, 2026 at 11:43 AM
I’m uncomfortable with public displays of affectation.
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There is no song that can fix me right now
September 20, 2026 at 1:48 PM
There is no song that can fix me right now
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back in the 80s every pop song featured a mandatory sax solo and we liked it that way
January 17, 2025 at 8:19 PM
back in the 80s every pop song featured a mandatory sax solo and we liked it that way
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I’m down to 1 percent on my phone battery but my god I’ve never felt more ali
September 16, 2025 at 10:05 AM
I’m down to 1 percent on my phone battery but my god I’ve never felt more ali
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My favorite human emotion is uncontrollable laughter
September 20, 2026 at 6:02 AM
My favorite human emotion is uncontrollable laughter
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Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
September 20, 2026 at 11:43 AM
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.