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“We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.” Phillies, Crystal Palace, classical liberal
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Please, for my sanity, will someone cancel sports?
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I am going to become the Joker
September 16, 2026 at 1:54 PM
September 16, 2026 at 3:20 PM
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One thing I'll give Trump credit for: it takes much less time to put 50$ worth of gas in my car now.
September 16, 2026 at 2:28 PM
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Streever added: “While I wish this ordeal hadn’t happened, hopefully this incident will serve as a reminder that the First Amendment protects us all.”
US judge blocks DHS from threatening prosecution against man who criticized ICE
David Streever was issued a ‘warning notice’ after sending an email critical of ICE to the agency’s director in January
www.theguardian.com
September 16, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Continuing to let Jonathan Bowlan pitch major league innings as the 2026 season seizes up and crashes out should be a choice to obviously too bad to make, but here we are again and again.
September 16, 2026 at 12:51 AM
SCHWARB🌽MB
September 16, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Nothing matters with Luzardo if Sanchez is broken, too.
September 15, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Breaking: The Dreams will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.
September 15, 2026 at 10:50 PM
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Quick, hide him from Kash Patel!!!!
Zack Baun was a beast Week 1 against the Commanders. Thread (in chronological order)... 🧵
September 15, 2026 at 4:19 PM
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This is like a Chicagoan agreeing with Rahm Emanuel. Buddy you fucked up somewhere along the way
Also, maybe this is the boston in me, but if Robert Kraft is the political voice in the room and you find yourself agreeing with him, that should make your blood go cold.

That is not a good guy.
He does not do things for good guy reasons.
September 15, 2026 at 12:59 PM
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September 15, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Imagine needing almost four hours to have the obvious-if-you-observe-the-world-ever fact explained to you in order to understand that Musk is an emotionally unstable grifter.
The 3-hour-and-45-minute “Musk” (plus a 10-minute intermission) hits theaters on Oct. 16, but it’s already causing a stir.

The documentary paints Elon Musk as an emotionally unstable grifter with more power and influence than perhaps any other human. https://wapo.st/4ydlXzL
‘Musk’ film is almost four hours long, engrossing and terrifying. What to know.
The documentary paints the tech trillionaire as a power-hungry megalomaniacal conman with a god complex. Musk accuses filmmaker Alex Gibney of compiling "hit list" against him.
www.washingtonpost.com
September 15, 2026 at 3:29 PM
I want to add, and I hope this was assumed, every one of the reporters who laughed should be yeeted from the profession and polite society. Just shameful. When Manning laughed, their job as a reporter is to ask him why it’s funny, not to laugh with him.
The kids are not alright when they’re entitled nepo dipshits.
ok yeah to hell with this turd
September 15, 2026 at 3:05 PM
The kids are not alright when they’re entitled nepo dipshits.
ok yeah to hell with this turd
September 15, 2026 at 1:42 PM
I adore mine, and I’m never going back. It’s especially fun at stop lights when big trucks or other stupid cars want to show off and rumble off the line making a racket and wasting gas while I barely touch the accelerator and pace them.

(I’m not racing them, but I’d win if I tried.)
Want to have some fun? Go test drive an EV. Not a hybrid, fully electric. Instant 100% torque when you press the accelerator pedal. Quiet, zippy, and 1/4 to 1/3rd the cost to run as a gas vehicle. Zero maintenance- just tires & windshield washer fluid.

We drive 2 EVs, power by solar on the garage.
September 13, 2026 at 8:35 PM
I’ve been watching football, so I just turned the Phillies on for Acuna and Olson. My bad, I turned it off again to save the W.
September 13, 2026 at 8:29 PM
I would’ve said “I don’t need that” before experiencing it, but now that I’ve experienced halftime analysis from Bill Cowher and Russell Wilson? I don’t need that.
September 13, 2026 at 6:44 PM
I can’t believe a society that treats children as accessories would do this…
NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOO
September 13, 2026 at 11:08 AM
Palace are tragically allergic to playing defense this season.
Please, for my sanity, will someone cancel sports?
September 12, 2026 at 3:56 PM
If the objective of football was to kick the ball out of the stadium, Palace would win the league every year.
September 12, 2026 at 3:50 PM
An Ipswich player used Jurgen Strand-Larsen’s face as a sweat rag and the referee couldn’t be bothered to do anything about, so the previous intent to focus my anger, I’m spreading it around now.
Ipswich Town are not good enough to justify the whining they’re doing today, but even though I have the capacity to spread it around, I’m focusing my anger on Palace and our pathological unwillingness to play defense or complete a single pass more than two yards.
September 12, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Ipswich Town are not good enough to justify the whining they’re doing today, but even though I have the capacity to spread it around, I’m focusing my anger on Palace and our pathological unwillingness to play defense or complete a single pass more than two yards.
September 12, 2026 at 3:27 PM
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"They're not misunderstanding the film; they're co-opting a message"
September 11, 2026 at 5:25 PM
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The thing about Jake Tapper is he sucks
September 10, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Years ago, when I arrived in NZ from Buffalo, I took a quick nap at lunch time that lasted more than 10 hours.
if you are in America and ever want to go to Australia/NZ, block out at LEAST 10 days for your trip and then take time off when you get home.
September 11, 2026 at 12:42 AM