Cool Ronch
@ronthony.bsky.social
I lost my sense of smell before it was cool
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I was with family last night and 60 Minutes was on and I must say: putting Ross Douthat in front of a TV camera was not a wise choice
September 28, 2026 at 7:32 PM
I was with family last night and 60 Minutes was on and I must say: putting Ross Douthat in front of a TV camera was not a wise choice
Are you feeling a little hungover because you stayed up too late listening to Pet Sounds and playing Donkey Kong Bananza and it’s not fair because you only drank 1 Modelo? You may be entitled to compensation
September 27, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Are you feeling a little hungover because you stayed up too late listening to Pet Sounds and playing Donkey Kong Bananza and it’s not fair because you only drank 1 Modelo? You may be entitled to compensation
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I’m Back on My Bullshit (listening to pet sounds and becoming overwhelmed and emotional thinking about the beauty of the human condition)
May 31, 2024 at 8:10 PM
I’m Back on My Bullshit (listening to pet sounds and becoming overwhelmed and emotional thinking about the beauty of the human condition)
I listened to a lot of Steely Dan while driving home tonight and I’d like you to indulge me on a few thoughts I had:
September 26, 2026 at 7:01 AM
I listened to a lot of Steely Dan while driving home tonight and I’d like you to indulge me on a few thoughts I had:
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I'm under no illusions about how things are or what the trajectory is. But I'm also excited for the future because that is where I will hang out with the people I care about and do the things I like doing, or haven't done before. Weird but telling that this holds less appeal for much richer people.
September 24, 2026 at 5:07 PM
I'm under no illusions about how things are or what the trajectory is. But I'm also excited for the future because that is where I will hang out with the people I care about and do the things I like doing, or haven't done before. Weird but telling that this holds less appeal for much richer people.
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[Training the army of illiterate steroid-addled fat ass ham-faced unaccountable murderous wife-beating slave catchers on the new software that lets you track anyone you want] Don't use this on stalking women you want to punish though ok? That's not what it's for.
September 23, 2026 at 9:35 PM
[Training the army of illiterate steroid-addled fat ass ham-faced unaccountable murderous wife-beating slave catchers on the new software that lets you track anyone you want] Don't use this on stalking women you want to punish though ok? That's not what it's for.
It’s pretty fucked up that we haven’t figured out a way to integrate orangutans into our society yet. They should be driving around and going grocery shopping and shit. Get on it people! Fix this
September 20, 2026 at 6:13 AM
It’s pretty fucked up that we haven’t figured out a way to integrate orangutans into our society yet. They should be driving around and going grocery shopping and shit. Get on it people! Fix this
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ideally i would love to support minority rights but in this case the minority in question is a minority of the population, so it just isn't worth it, mathematically speaking
September 19, 2026 at 4:29 PM
ideally i would love to support minority rights but in this case the minority in question is a minority of the population, so it just isn't worth it, mathematically speaking
Hey guys, when I drink a michelada, please stop calling it a bitchelada. It’s not called that when I drink one. Stop it
September 17, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Hey guys, when I drink a michelada, please stop calling it a bitchelada. It’s not called that when I drink one. Stop it
Can someone give me $60 please
September 17, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Can someone give me $60 please
I met another dad at my son’s soccer game this morning and I asked what school his kid went to and he said “he’s home schooled” and I just said “cool” but I should have said “why?” Or “dang, that sucks”
September 12, 2026 at 9:30 PM
I met another dad at my son’s soccer game this morning and I asked what school his kid went to and he said “he’s home schooled” and I just said “cool” but I should have said “why?” Or “dang, that sucks”
Exclusive: A former Taco Bell employee has sounded the alarm, says their gorditas are too cheesy, nachos too grande.
September 10, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Exclusive: A former Taco Bell employee has sounded the alarm, says their gorditas are too cheesy, nachos too grande.
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when billionaires moan about how everyone Hates Them Now, For Some Reason i think of when termites started showing up in my parents' kitchen. you're calling an exterminator?? we've been eating the floor joists for months but now suddenly it's some Huge Problem? come on. we just wanna eat your house
September 5, 2026 at 4:29 AM
when billionaires moan about how everyone Hates Them Now, For Some Reason i think of when termites started showing up in my parents' kitchen. you're calling an exterminator?? we've been eating the floor joists for months but now suddenly it's some Huge Problem? come on. we just wanna eat your house
Who cares about the 38 most influential posters on Bluesky! What you should really be worried about are the 3.8 Modelos I’m going to drink tonight.
September 4, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Who cares about the 38 most influential posters on Bluesky! What you should really be worried about are the 3.8 Modelos I’m going to drink tonight.
Sean Lennon is also the son of former Beatle John’s first grandson’s grandfather. You do the math
Sean Lennon is a dad to former Beatle John’s first grandson
Sean Lennon is a dad to former Beatle John’s first grandson
www.chicagotribune.com
September 3, 2026 at 7:25 AM
Sean Lennon is also the son of former Beatle John’s first grandson’s grandfather. You do the math
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Took the kids to Play-It-Again sports to get soccer stuff yesterday and the guy working there had matching Ween tattoos on each calf.
Apparently they played a little bit of Ween in the new Ted Lasso episode? Good for you, boys, get that mustache Apple money.
August 27, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Took the kids to Play-It-Again sports to get soccer stuff yesterday and the guy working there had matching Ween tattoos on each calf.
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There should be a "third place" for 40+ year old dads who smoke weed and play music and also that third place should be my garage.
August 27, 2026 at 12:54 PM
There should be a "third place" for 40+ year old dads who smoke weed and play music and also that third place should be my garage.
My neck, my back
The box around my crack
The box around my crack
He’s got that box thing making the back of his suit jacket stick out again. Maybe some enterprising journalist could ask what’s going on with that? Is it a tactical diaper or something else?
August 24, 2026 at 10:40 PM
My neck, my back
The box around my crack
The box around my crack
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Do not. Use. JC penis credit card.
August 24, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Do not. Use. JC penis credit card.
I saw some stupid insta where a guy was putting beers on the political spectrum and he said Modelo was conservative. Well guess what shithead, I’m going to drink 3.5 of those tonight and tip the scales the other way
August 21, 2026 at 11:21 PM
I saw some stupid insta where a guy was putting beers on the political spectrum and he said Modelo was conservative. Well guess what shithead, I’m going to drink 3.5 of those tonight and tip the scales the other way
EarthQuaker Devices no!!!
The SoapGirls' website credits their sponsors: Zoom, Ibanez, Rotosound, Blackstar Amplification, Vocalzone, and Ashdown Engineering.
Their European tour — Reeperbahn Festival, Leipzig's Conne Island, and club dates in Germany and France — is scheduled to begin Sept 19.
Their European tour — Reeperbahn Festival, Leipzig's Conne Island, and club dates in Germany and France — is scheduled to begin Sept 19.
August 21, 2026 at 1:53 AM
EarthQuaker Devices no!!!
The dumb David Axelrod said something stupid yesterday and got everyone here all riled up, but I’m glad he said it because it reminded me to listen to Song of Innocence by the cool David Axelrod. Thanks dummy!
August 20, 2026 at 4:22 PM
The dumb David Axelrod said something stupid yesterday and got everyone here all riled up, but I’m glad he said it because it reminded me to listen to Song of Innocence by the cool David Axelrod. Thanks dummy!