MAGAts just suck in every conceivable way.
September 16, 2026 at 6:35 PM
MAGAts just suck in every conceivable way.
MAGAt meddling makes middling mediocre media.
Bari Weiss has plunged CBS News into ratings calamity.
—"Evening News" has posted worst ratings of 21st century
—"CBS Mornings" has posted worst ratings of 21st century
—And now "60 Minutes" has posted worst ratings of 21st century
More in @status.news: www.status.news/p/60-minutes...
—"Evening News" has posted worst ratings of 21st century
—"CBS Mornings" has posted worst ratings of 21st century
—And now "60 Minutes" has posted worst ratings of 21st century
More in @status.news: www.status.news/p/60-minutes...
Bari’s ‘60’ Bust
Bari Weiss blew up “60 Minutes," ostensibly to create a better show. Instead, her revamped premiere just suffered its worst debut ratings of the 21st century—what one longtime TV executive told Status...
www.status.news
September 16, 2026 at 2:48 AM
MAGAt meddling makes middling mediocre media.
MAGAts are dumb af. MAGAt overlords are evil af.
September 14, 2026 at 2:46 AM
MAGAts are dumb af. MAGAt overlords are evil af.
We coulda had Kamala, instead we got senile Satan.
“I could have had Tom Brady. Instead, I got Jared Kushner.”
— President Donald J. Trump
www.nytimes.com/2018/07/28/u...
— President Donald J. Trump
www.nytimes.com/2018/07/28/u...
JARED KUSHNER CAN GO FUCK HIMSELF.
September 13, 2026 at 3:21 PM
We coulda had Kamala, instead we got senile Satan.
If you show this to a MAGAt, they’ll tell you how Obama was asleep at the wheel on 9/11.
US diesel now fetching more than $200 per barrel.
Highest print of the Hormuz crisis thus far, only two days closed at the height of the April 2022 crisis closed higher.
Highest print of the Hormuz crisis thus far, only two days closed at the height of the April 2022 crisis closed higher.
September 9, 2026 at 3:38 PM
If you show this to a MAGAt, they’ll tell you how Obama was asleep at the wheel on 9/11.
Evil mfer
September 7, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Evil mfer
Upon re-entry to the country, they could argue that they don’t need a warrant to search the phones of US Citizens. These devices can be used to break-in to your phone/extract your data. You are then free to go but That data is then sent to Palantir’s Gotham system. You are now living in 1984.
Homeland Security Investigations awarded a $96 million contract Thursday to Cellebrite Inc., the American arm of Israeli digital-forensics firm Cellebrite. The tools unlock phones and extract their data. The tools are promoted for use by military, law enforcement, and corporate investigators.
September 7, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Upon re-entry to the country, they could argue that they don’t need a warrant to search the phones of US Citizens. These devices can be used to break-in to your phone/extract your data. You are then free to go but That data is then sent to Palantir’s Gotham system. You are now living in 1984.
I propose both a salary cap AND a price cap on all tickets, merch and concessions.
MLB owners say they need a salary cap, which will hold payrolls down, leaving more money for them.
A team about to finish under .500 for the 11th consecutive season and that hasn’t won a postseason game since 2009 is going to be sold for $4B.
Nobody cries poverty like ultra-rich white men.
A team about to finish under .500 for the 11th consecutive season and that hasn’t won a postseason game since 2009 is going to be sold for $4B.
Nobody cries poverty like ultra-rich white men.
September 2, 2026 at 9:29 PM
I propose both a salary cap AND a price cap on all tickets, merch and concessions.
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The ballooning national debt isn’t a problem now. But it will become one as soon as Democrats are in power again
August 28, 2026 at 3:36 PM
The ballooning national debt isn’t a problem now. But it will become one as soon as Democrats are in power again
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North Korea is good.
Canada is bad.
Coal is good.
Solar is bad.
Measles is good.
Vaccination is bad.
Child rapists are good.
Childcare is bad.
Pointless wars are good.
Universal healthcare is bad.
Anyone supporting the unrelenting chaos of the #GOP deserves zero respect.
#RemoveTrump
Canada is bad.
Coal is good.
Solar is bad.
Measles is good.
Vaccination is bad.
Child rapists are good.
Childcare is bad.
Pointless wars are good.
Universal healthcare is bad.
Anyone supporting the unrelenting chaos of the #GOP deserves zero respect.
#RemoveTrump
August 23, 2026 at 10:41 AM
North Korea is good.
Canada is bad.
Coal is good.
Solar is bad.
Measles is good.
Vaccination is bad.
Child rapists are good.
Childcare is bad.
Pointless wars are good.
Universal healthcare is bad.
Anyone supporting the unrelenting chaos of the #GOP deserves zero respect.
#RemoveTrump
Canada is bad.
Coal is good.
Solar is bad.
Measles is good.
Vaccination is bad.
Child rapists are good.
Childcare is bad.
Pointless wars are good.
Universal healthcare is bad.
Anyone supporting the unrelenting chaos of the #GOP deserves zero respect.
#RemoveTrump
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The maga mind virus needs a mRNA vaccine.
How Elon Musk's far-right 'mind virus' successfully took over British politics and media, and what we can now do about it
www.adambienkov.co.uk/p/x-brain-ho...
www.adambienkov.co.uk/p/x-brain-ho...
X Brain: How Elon Musk’s Far-Right ‘Mind Virus’ Took Over British Politics
There’s a very good reason why the British media spends so much time focusing on stories that don’t actually affect their readers
www.adambienkov.co.uk
August 22, 2026 at 4:11 PM
The maga mind virus needs a mRNA vaccine.
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Natalie Harp's handwritten love letters to Trump raise concerns about Biden's use of an autopen.
August 21, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Natalie Harp's handwritten love letters to Trump raise concerns about Biden's use of an autopen.
The russians are shady mfers. But maybe MAGAts are traitors or just dumb af. Or our pal Bibi is the leak.
Iranian drone attacks on CIA facilities in the Gulf have prompted U.S. intelligence analysts to investigate whether Russia assisted by providing targeting information or advanced drone technology, said four people familiar with U.S. intelligence.
www.reuters.com/world/middle...
www.reuters.com/world/middle...
July 23, 2026 at 12:06 AM
The russians are shady mfers. But maybe MAGAts are traitors or just dumb af. Or our pal Bibi is the leak.
She stayed at a holiday inn express
How does being Lindsey Graham’s sister qualify someone to be a Senator?
July 14, 2026 at 3:49 PM
She stayed at a holiday inn express
That’s b/c MAGAts are evil af.
A severely mentally ill man has control of the launch codes for America's nuclear arsenal, but it doesn't seem that many people care.
I ain't reading all that. I'm happy for u tho. Or sorry that happened.
July 11, 2026 at 10:34 PM
That’s b/c MAGAts are evil af.
@phoenixwomanmn.bsky.social
You were 1 million percent right about platner. But I bet u ain’t happy about it. Such a stupid own goal.
You were 1 million percent right about platner. But I bet u ain’t happy about it. Such a stupid own goal.
July 6, 2026 at 10:16 PM
@phoenixwomanmn.bsky.social
You were 1 million percent right about platner. But I bet u ain’t happy about it. Such a stupid own goal.
You were 1 million percent right about platner. But I bet u ain’t happy about it. Such a stupid own goal.
MAGAts are dumb and evil af
Trump's officials got booed, DOJ accidentally handed over the Jack Smith report to a defendant's lawyers, Trump's stock manipulation attempts, and more. Your midday update is here:
Thursday Afternoon News Updates: Brutal Jobs Numbers, Trump's Stock Schemes, DOJ's Jack Smith Leak, and More – 7/2/26
Your Thursday afternoon update is here.
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July 2, 2026 at 7:13 PM
MAGAts are dumb and evil af
It’s b/c MAGAts are evil and dumb. Therefore their fake celebration sucks.
Why are the Trump administration's 250th celebrations so feeble? Because it's hard to celebrate the ideals of the Declaration of Independence if you don't believe in them
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
Blood and Soil Aren’t What Binds America Together
If you don’t believe in the ideals of the Declaration of Independence, celebrating it is difficult.
www.theatlantic.com
July 1, 2026 at 4:17 PM
It’s b/c MAGAts are evil and dumb. Therefore their fake celebration sucks.
Me train an LLM on MAGAt social media. Then we use the MAGAt ai to control MAGAts’ lives so they learn.
July 1, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Me train an LLM on MAGAt social media. Then we use the MAGAt ai to control MAGAts’ lives so they learn.
Remember when MAGAts were mad about high egg prices? Or haitians eating cats and dogs? Or selling petroleum reserve to balance the crude market? Or benghazi? Or the tan suit? Or the her emails? You get idea. Magats are always mad at some fake made up bullshit.
July 1, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Remember when MAGAts were mad about high egg prices? Or haitians eating cats and dogs? Or selling petroleum reserve to balance the crude market? Or benghazi? Or the tan suit? Or the her emails? You get idea. Magats are always mad at some fake made up bullshit.
MAGAts make money making ‘merican men mad
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SOMEONE GOT CITIZENSHIP THROUGH BEING BORN IN AMERICA AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY LIFE IS RUINED EVERYTHING HAS BEEN DESTROYED CIVILIZATION HAS FALLEN HELP HELP HELPPPPPPPPPPP
Much of MAGA is losing it over the Supreme Court’s Birthright Citizenship decision.
MAGA ideologues like this guy below hate modern America. They hate multiculturalism. This guy thinks America is for his white children only.
MAGA ideologues like this guy below hate modern America. They hate multiculturalism. This guy thinks America is for his white children only.
July 1, 2026 at 1:01 AM
MAGAts make money making ‘merican men mad
MAGAts suck
Much of MAGA is losing it over the Supreme Court’s Birthright Citizenship decision.
MAGA ideologues like this guy below hate modern America. They hate multiculturalism. This guy thinks America is for his white children only.
MAGA ideologues like this guy below hate modern America. They hate multiculturalism. This guy thinks America is for his white children only.
July 1, 2026 at 12:59 AM
MAGAts suck