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A great, sweaty guy.
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wow can't think of any contemporary political leaders who bombed a country and expected it to cause the country's population to reject the regime's politics, can you
This piece was fascinating, getting at a point I'd never considered: bin-Laden's entire concept about what 9/11 would do to America was just... wrong. www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...
September 11, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Geologists are practiced in the art of subduction.
September 11, 2026 at 1:12 AM
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gonna start a conspiracy theory that it's actually linear algebra itself that makes people start believing head-slappingly cockamamie pseudo-religious nonsense, like people think studying the nature of infinity makes you lose it wait'll you hear about positive semidefinite matrices
September 10, 2026 at 2:48 AM
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how to reroute big dick energy
September 9, 2026 at 11:04 PM
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due to the trump economy, we can only afford Mackleless and Quasi Lovato
September 9, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Kids these days are all Zynners in the eyes of an angry God.
September 6, 2026 at 12:24 AM
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sry i fridgemogged u or w/e
i fw them tho frfr
plummaxxing
September 3, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Renaming Lake Ontario to Lake America makes the mnemonic acronym to remember the Great Lakes SHAME, which I think is appropriate.
August 28, 2026 at 12:02 AM
A tramp stamp that says "when God closes a door, he opens a window"
August 25, 2026 at 11:03 PM
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August 21, 2026 at 8:37 PM
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How many wills could a Will Gluck gluck if a Will Gluck could gluck wills?
August 7, 2026 at 11:45 PM
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starfleet insignia pasties
August 4, 2026 at 11:58 PM
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and GOD IS EMPTY JUST LIKE ME
August 2, 2026 at 4:39 PM
My next (maybe first) band will be called Jefferson Dirigible
August 1, 2026 at 4:16 AM
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July 19, 2026 at 9:15 PM
If you can't handle my Jeef Beef, then you don't deserve my twohorse dumpwagon.
Wow did you guys know the same guy who invented the Jeef Beef also invented the twohorse dumpwagon?
July 19, 2026 at 1:20 AM
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Bringing one of the best tweets of all time over to Bluesky in honour of the Three Lions QF victory
July 12, 2026 at 12:13 AM
A Mongol-themed tapas restaurant called Golden Horde-oeuvres
July 11, 2026 at 2:50 AM
The slang mentioned in the Shins' "New Slang" is probably not new anymore. Are the youths still using it?
July 5, 2026 at 2:46 AM
I wonder what shape it will be?
June 11, 2026 at 11:24 PM
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I wish other men cared about gender way less. men should have less gender.
June 5, 2026 at 1:07 AM
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Ah yes, the "Thdpsssps"
June 3, 2026 at 6:44 AM
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hey jude,
May 5, 2026 at 5:59 PM
So if they have 17,000 members and each has to work 2.75 hours every 6 weeks, that adds up to about 7,800 person-hours every 6 weeks. So they could have (the equivalent of) 32.5 people working at all times? (@ 40-hour weeks)

Are the voting criteria different from the criteria to shop there?
I love it there—great produce (a blend of hippie and foodie), people of a variety of ages and backgrounds, and a requirement that everyone who shops there also has work a 2.75 hr shift once every 6 weeks, so people are invested in it. (And prices are low because of that labor.)
May 27, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Is he "hiking the AT" like the SC governor was doing a few years ago?
I’m sorry but whatEVER is going on here there is no way his constituents should reelect him without knowing wtf is going on www.nytimes.com/2026/05/25/n...
Absent Congressman Calls Allies, but Stops Short of Public Appearance
www.nytimes.com
May 25, 2026 at 9:59 PM