@rustytrawler.bsky.social
Critical care nurse, USMC vet, lousy jiujiteiro, 40K & Necromunda dork, Twitter refugee
October 2, 2026 at 6:28 PM
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I saw Mitch McConnell drinking a piña colada at Trader Vic’s, and his hair was perfect
the mitch mcconnell psy-op has reached incredible levels of ridiculousness.
"i talked with mitch for 20 minutes."
"i had dinner with mitch."
"i played three sets of tennis with mitch."
"i talked with mitch for 20 minutes."
"i had dinner with mitch."
"i played three sets of tennis with mitch."
July 7, 2026 at 8:03 PM
I saw Mitch McConnell drinking a piña colada at Trader Vic’s, and his hair was perfect
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new metaphor just dropped
July 4, 2026 at 1:30 AM
new metaphor just dropped
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He really is a make-a-wish kid lol
WASHINGTON (AP) — Emails show FBI Director Kash Patel's Hawaii trip included a 'VIP snorkel' session at a Pearl Harbor memorial.
May 14, 2026 at 7:06 PM
He really is a make-a-wish kid lol
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The end of American Empire was always going to be ugly, stupid, and self-inflicted. There was just no other way.
March 20, 2026 at 8:02 PM
The end of American Empire was always going to be ugly, stupid, and self-inflicted. There was just no other way.
I feel like they’re slowly easing us into depression era cooking so we’ll be ready when it all falls apart.
When we see a recipe for vinegar pie or Hoover stew in the Times cooking section we’ll know the end is nigh.
When we see a recipe for vinegar pie or Hoover stew in the Times cooking section we’ll know the end is nigh.
March 18, 2026 at 6:01 PM
I feel like they’re slowly easing us into depression era cooking so we’ll be ready when it all falls apart.
When we see a recipe for vinegar pie or Hoover stew in the Times cooking section we’ll know the end is nigh.
When we see a recipe for vinegar pie or Hoover stew in the Times cooking section we’ll know the end is nigh.
I would hire super stable genius Elon Musk to build a hyper loop under the strait.
how would YOU open the Strait of Hormuz? Wrong answers only
March 16, 2026 at 4:30 PM
I would hire super stable genius Elon Musk to build a hyper loop under the strait.
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“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.”
March 13, 2026 at 10:09 PM
“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.”
It’s time to mobilize ICE and send them on an unsupported landing of Iran’s coast. They want to play soldier let them go play soldier. There’s gotta be some Higgins boats in mothball somewhere.
March 6, 2026 at 12:26 AM
It’s time to mobilize ICE and send them on an unsupported landing of Iran’s coast. They want to play soldier let them go play soldier. There’s gotta be some Higgins boats in mothball somewhere.
Honestly this is super reminiscent of how Trump managed his business interests. When you have a problem, shuffle it into a purposely confusing web of LLCs and hope people forget about it.
oh my goodness she seems to think Special Envoy for the Shield is a real job
March 5, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Honestly this is super reminiscent of how Trump managed his business interests. When you have a problem, shuffle it into a purposely confusing web of LLCs and hope people forget about it.
China has to be thinking about moving up its Taiwan timeline now, right? We’re going to be using a lot of our limited munition stockpiles blowing up schools in Iran and fighting some sort of fucked up drone swarm version of the Tanker War to keep the Straits of Hormuz open.
March 2, 2026 at 2:17 AM
China has to be thinking about moving up its Taiwan timeline now, right? We’re going to be using a lot of our limited munition stockpiles blowing up schools in Iran and fighting some sort of fucked up drone swarm version of the Tanker War to keep the Straits of Hormuz open.
Glad the Super Bowl is over so we can move on to the next moral panic. Surely something will happen at the Olympics that Republican ‘thought leaders’ can feign anger at.
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Glad the Super Bowl is over so we can move on to the next moral panic. Surely something will happen at the Olympics that Republican ‘thought leaders’ can feign anger at.
This guy is lucky he got a job when he did. DHS can’t be more than six months away from using phrenology to screen candidates.
This is why you gotta cut those six pack rings
So I found out this is one of the ICE agents involved in this incident.
January 30, 2026 at 1:08 AM
This guy is lucky he got a job when he did. DHS can’t be more than six months away from using phrenology to screen candidates.
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okay hear me out
January 24, 2026 at 9:34 PM
okay hear me out
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we're getting all the downsides of cyberpunk (social alienation, ruthless hyper capitalism, digital mass surveillance state) but none of the promised upsides (cheap street food, cool jackets, super drugs that make you really fast and strong before they kill you)
January 20, 2026 at 9:25 PM
we're getting all the downsides of cyberpunk (social alienation, ruthless hyper capitalism, digital mass surveillance state) but none of the promised upsides (cheap street food, cool jackets, super drugs that make you really fast and strong before they kill you)
Hell yeah
December 18, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Hell yeah
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All hat and no neurons
December 12, 2025 at 10:37 PM
All hat and no neurons
Columbus is a cursed place.
November 26, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Columbus is a cursed place.
Nice break from existential dread this evening. The kind of night that makes you want to buy yourself a nice steak instead of green tip 5.56 and pressure dressings.
a man is driving a green car with the words today was a good day on the bottom .
ALT: a man is driving a green car with the words today was a good day on the bottom .
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November 5, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Nice break from existential dread this evening. The kind of night that makes you want to buy yourself a nice steak instead of green tip 5.56 and pressure dressings.
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It's going to be so amazing being alive in 2026 because the front page will say "BREAKING Mamdani Received Free Cheese Pizza From a Local Vendor, Calls to Resign Mount" and then on page 3 you'll see "Hegseth's Pentagon Rape Dungeon Raises Legal Questions."
October 23, 2025 at 9:50 AM
It's going to be so amazing being alive in 2026 because the front page will say "BREAKING Mamdani Received Free Cheese Pizza From a Local Vendor, Calls to Resign Mount" and then on page 3 you'll see "Hegseth's Pentagon Rape Dungeon Raises Legal Questions."
So it seems like a pretty safe assumption at this point that Stephen Miller is feeding Grandpa McRanty AI videos.
October 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
So it seems like a pretty safe assumption at this point that Stephen Miller is feeding Grandpa McRanty AI videos.
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*record scratch* *freeze frame* Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.
September 30, 2025 at 8:47 PM
*record scratch* *freeze frame* Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.