Ryan
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Tucker - sees 3rd is wide open and goes for it
Elly - sees the same thing and pulls an Elly
Sal - solid throw
Ashcraft - oh crap, I should be covering 3rd (as Sal is throwing to Elly)
Elly - sees the same thing and pulls an Elly
Sal - solid throw
Ashcraft - oh crap, I should be covering 3rd (as Sal is throwing to Elly)
September 16, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Tucker - sees 3rd is wide open and goes for it
Elly - sees the same thing and pulls an Elly
Sal - solid throw
Ashcraft - oh crap, I should be covering 3rd (as Sal is throwing to Elly)
Elly - sees the same thing and pulls an Elly
Sal - solid throw
Ashcraft - oh crap, I should be covering 3rd (as Sal is throwing to Elly)
Come on Spelling Bee, bee better
September 11, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Come on Spelling Bee, bee better
I think the reason is as much in the writers as the early adopters. They know how to write an INDEX MATCH and how to work around its issues
When it comes to grammar and prose, they're just throwing other people's work and a thesaurus at it, and the results can end up sounding archaic or weird
When it comes to grammar and prose, they're just throwing other people's work and a thesaurus at it, and the results can end up sounding archaic or weird
i think there's a kernel of truth that the benefits of LLMs have mostly accrued to spreadsheet people because spreadsheet people are the most likely early adopters of agentic LLMs
August 21, 2026 at 6:05 AM
I think the reason is as much in the writers as the early adopters. They know how to write an INDEX MATCH and how to work around its issues
When it comes to grammar and prose, they're just throwing other people's work and a thesaurus at it, and the results can end up sounding archaic or weird
When it comes to grammar and prose, they're just throwing other people's work and a thesaurus at it, and the results can end up sounding archaic or weird
Anne Hathaway sneaking 3 kids past the brontosauruses
August 18, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Anne Hathaway sneaking 3 kids past the brontosauruses
They did not put enough thought into this flyer:
"Human Trafficking Happens Right Here In Ohio. I'm Jon Husted and I approve this message"
"Human Trafficking Happens Right Here In Ohio. I'm Jon Husted and I approve this message"
August 9, 2026 at 7:29 PM
They did not put enough thought into this flyer:
"Human Trafficking Happens Right Here In Ohio. I'm Jon Husted and I approve this message"
"Human Trafficking Happens Right Here In Ohio. I'm Jon Husted and I approve this message"
Genital modification AND augmentation? In this economy?
If you are seeing this message, shut down your computer IMMEDIATELY.
August 5, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Genital modification AND augmentation? In this economy?
Mitch McConnell faked a health condition in order to binge all 547 hours of the MCU ahead of the new Spider-Man movie
His health aides expect to spend the next 2-3 weeks reacclimating his body to sunlight, walking, and eating at a table
His health aides expect to spend the next 2-3 weeks reacclimating his body to sunlight, walking, and eating at a table
It's Aug. 4, a sad day for BlueAnon folks who believed in an imaginary Aug. 3 deadline for Gov. Andy Beshear to somehow "appoint a Democrat" to replace a "dead" Mitch McConnell or something along those lines.
August 4, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Mitch McConnell faked a health condition in order to binge all 547 hours of the MCU ahead of the new Spider-Man movie
His health aides expect to spend the next 2-3 weeks reacclimating his body to sunlight, walking, and eating at a table
His health aides expect to spend the next 2-3 weeks reacclimating his body to sunlight, walking, and eating at a table
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I use "Search it up, Kris" to demonstrate that I'm young and cool
July 23, 2026 at 9:09 PM
I use "Search it up, Kris" to demonstrate that I'm young and cool
Couldn't find a wrong answer, only the 100% correct answer
July 22, 2026 at 12:09 PM
Couldn't find a wrong answer, only the 100% correct answer
They were working on a go-kart with a cleaver and kitchen knife? Kids these days need to take shop class and learn about the proper tools for the job
A man allegedly threatened teenagers working on a go-kart with a cleaver and kitchen knife for making too much noise.
READ MORE: https://bit.ly/4vQ820F
READ MORE: https://bit.ly/4vQ820F
June 16, 2026 at 8:57 PM
They were working on a go-kart with a cleaver and kitchen knife? Kids these days need to take shop class and learn about the proper tools for the job
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all we can know about the president medically is that on the day of his examination he failed to eat 22 apples www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
Trump sees 22 medical specialists, appearing to set new bar for presidents
Trump saw about a dozen specialists for prior check-ups, per past statements. The White House has declined to identify which specialists assessed the president.
www.washingtonpost.com
June 10, 2026 at 11:42 PM
all we can know about the president medically is that on the day of his examination he failed to eat 22 apples www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
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Happy Strait of Hormuz Opening Anchored for Simplicity Day to those who celebrate.
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
(Analysts at JP Morgan get paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to write this bullshit.)
(Analysts at JP Morgan get paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to write this bullshit.)
June 1, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Happy Strait of Hormuz Opening Anchored for Simplicity Day to those who celebrate.
POV: You're an angry person playing Fuck/Marry/Kill, and you don't understand the rules
May 15, 2026 at 8:32 PM
POV: You're an angry person playing Fuck/Marry/Kill, and you don't understand the rules
🎵 They have a pepper bar 🎵
May 14, 2026 at 6:45 PM
🎵 They have a pepper bar 🎵
Nice to hear that it's not a shortage; it's simply producers rationing because they are unable to meet demand
May 12, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Nice to hear that it's not a shortage; it's simply producers rationing because they are unable to meet demand
That's good to hear, I want my unhealthy cells to remain young
Consuming fruit and a cup of coffee a day can halve risk of unhealthy cell ageing, study suggests
Consuming fruit and a cup of coffee a day can halve risk of unhealthy cell ageing, study suggests
Eating diet rich in polyphenols can lower likelihood of shorter DNA endings linked to age-related diseases
Eating fruit and drinking a cup of coffee a day could halve the risk of cells ageing unhealthily, research suggests.
Foods rich in polyphenols such as berries, apples, coffee, cocoa and tea are known to have antioxidant and anti-inflammatory properties, but a new study has found they are also associated with a lower risk of short telomeres, the “ends” or caps of DNA that, when shorter, increase the risk of cell death and unhealthy ageing. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
May 11, 2026 at 10:56 PM
That's good to hear, I want my unhealthy cells to remain young
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The Reds take the lead in the 9th because Elly De La Cruz hit a 2-run sac fly
May 7, 2026 at 2:07 AM
The Reds take the lead in the 9th because Elly De La Cruz hit a 2-run sac fly
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SHAFT
May 3, 2026 at 9:35 PM
SHAFT
"sits peeing down" is something I am now going to say on a regular basis
This is an absolutely wild correction from The Verge www.theverge.com/features/916...
April 30, 2026 at 8:39 PM
"sits peeing down" is something I am now going to say on a regular basis
Come on Kroger, I haven't finished those Kit Kat ice cream bars you had on sale a few weeks ago, and now you're making me buy 30 ice cream candy bars?
April 16, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Come on Kroger, I haven't finished those Kit Kat ice cream bars you had on sale a few weeks ago, and now you're making me buy 30 ice cream candy bars?
Why not run Windows Update on this computer that hasn't been updated since 2023, I said
Maybe it'll fix that annoying little thing it does, I said
Took half an hour, installed copilot, and broke an essential command that took me 2 hours to fix
Maybe it'll fix that annoying little thing it does, I said
Took half an hour, installed copilot, and broke an essential command that took me 2 hours to fix
April 16, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Why not run Windows Update on this computer that hasn't been updated since 2023, I said
Maybe it'll fix that annoying little thing it does, I said
Took half an hour, installed copilot, and broke an essential command that took me 2 hours to fix
Maybe it'll fix that annoying little thing it does, I said
Took half an hour, installed copilot, and broke an essential command that took me 2 hours to fix
Baseball blooper
Reds vs Giants
"Jung Hoo Lee grounds out, pitcher Brady Singer to first baseman Sal Stewart" is one way to put it, I guess
Reds vs Giants
"Jung Hoo Lee grounds out, pitcher Brady Singer to first baseman Sal Stewart" is one way to put it, I guess
April 15, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Baseball blooper
Reds vs Giants
"Jung Hoo Lee grounds out, pitcher Brady Singer to first baseman Sal Stewart" is one way to put it, I guess
Reds vs Giants
"Jung Hoo Lee grounds out, pitcher Brady Singer to first baseman Sal Stewart" is one way to put it, I guess
Kroger has a similar AI for their self checkout, but they'll just freeze up the machine and call an attendant when it detects something, replaying the overhead video of the bagging area on the kiosk. A couple times I've waved an item over the bags on my way to scan it and triggered the AI
We found out several things during the wait. 1) target uses AI for theft prevention which often falsely targets people. 2) they purposly don't notify you if you don't scan all items in a self checkout lane. 3) if u hit the ok button on the self checkout and you miss an item they say thats stealing
April 15, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Kroger has a similar AI for their self checkout, but they'll just freeze up the machine and call an attendant when it detects something, replaying the overhead video of the bagging area on the kiosk. A couple times I've waved an item over the bags on my way to scan it and triggered the AI