ryanhide.bsky.social
@ryanhide.bsky.social
We support our President. We know he needs our sacrifice. We will pay $20 a gallon at the pumps. We will pay $800 a month electric bills. We will eat uninspected beef for our President. We will lose our homes & sleep on a cat piss soaked mattress in the woods by the train tracks for our President.
October 2, 2026 at 5:57 AM
If it’s any comfort I’m positive Haslam insisted Watson start at QB because he thought he was washed & could lead the tank for the 1st pick in the draft.
October 2, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Those are stolen bases in 30/30 MLB parks.
October 1, 2026 at 2:42 AM
The risk here makes this incredible bravery & selflessness. They will try to destroy her & she can’t even count on Democrats to help her if they get the power either out of cowardice or their precious bipartisanship.
This 33-year-old nurse told the FBI she knew she was “going to set him free” after border patrol agents brought in a man whose face was bloodied and seriously injured. She treated him and helped him escape, and she faces charges now.

He got away, and they never relocated him.
A Michigan nurse is accused of helping an injured immigration detainee escape from a hospital while in federal custody.
October 1, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Not sure the handling of the OBJ situation helps the whole “culture change” thing the Giants & Harbaugh are trying to sell. Claiming the release was mutual when it wasn’t after milking the crap out of his comeback seems like some of the dysfunction Harbaugh came to end.
September 30, 2026 at 7:47 PM
There will be an unprofitable number of boomers listening to AI generated songs that are all chorus & that will be it.
When you have no concept of how people engage with music
September 30, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Ben Rice looks like a baseball player from the 1950s who accidentally walked through a portal to today.
September 30, 2026 at 3:15 AM
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Couldn’t get a clear shot while he was speaking but what an amazing shirt on Max Fried
September 29, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Gotta love the SEC & Big 10 making such a generous give in their NCAA bill by capping the number of teams they can have at a higher number than they already have.
September 29, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Ah fuck RIP Dennis Haskins.
September 29, 2026 at 1:07 AM
It’s incredible how Trump has zero political savvy. If my party were staring down a bloodbath at the polls that’s entirely about me & their refusal to tell me no I’d be like “I’ll get rid of fruit flies. Fruit flies, gnats, mosquitos, any bee that doesn’t make honey, gone forever. Bye bye.”
September 28, 2026 at 7:45 PM
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September 28, 2026 at 4:32 PM
In junior high a friend asked what would happen if every single starting player in the NFL suffered a season ending knee injury & we seem to be on pace to find out.
September 27, 2026 at 11:49 PM
He would never insult me by even asking.
September 27, 2026 at 11:33 PM
After CBS viewers get done napping through the sitcom with the quirky ghosts they can keep napping through the new sitcom with the quirky vampires.
September 27, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Even Jameis Winston’s completions look awful.
September 27, 2026 at 5:36 PM
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YOOOOO shout out to Miss Rachel!

She did a takeover on XM and played our joint “Have A Great Time.”🤯🤯🤯🤯

I was already a fan but nice to know she knows ball 💙
September 26, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Eventually as an adult the “I’m back in school?” dream is mostly replaced by the “Oh yeah I forgot about that part of the house I never use that is actually bigger & nicer than the part I do use”
September 26, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Jim Clyburn’s aides gonna do everything they can to make sure he isn’t wearing his silk Palantir SWAG robe when he defends this.
Congressional Black Caucus links up with Palantir to honor Shirley Chisolm's legacy
September 25, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Hannah Einbinder is one of the realest real ones we got.
September 24, 2026 at 6:19 PM
What’s terrifying is that parents used to let this creep into their homes so he could pitch them on trusting their children with him.
Tommy Tuberville: Many airline pilots, flight attendants, and air traffic controllers are part of the furry community. It's terrifying.
September 23, 2026 at 6:50 PM
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there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices
“Choosin’ Texas” by Ella Langley officially surpasses “All I Want For Christmas Is You” by Mariah Carey as the longest-running #1 hit in history (23 weeks).
September 22, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Always good to remember that in
the grand scheme of things both Democrats & Republicans work for the same people & it’s not us.
September 21, 2026 at 7:10 PM
These ghouls salivate at the idea of holding the power they’ll get being a “trusted advisor” to a complete moron but always fail to realize maintaining access to that power requires them to look like an even bigger moron.
JD Vance: "I think we all have to accept that so long as the Iranians are trying to terrorize international shipping -- we of course are gonna try to push back against that -- but that is why gas prices are so high"
September 21, 2026 at 3:33 PM
“The hysterical Nikki Glaser” Yeah that was a laugh riot…
September 21, 2026 at 12:22 AM