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ACAB. Trans Lives Matter.

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The 5yo is copying every word they see into a notebook

#FoundPoetry
October 3, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Made some pumpkin bread.

One with chocolate chips the other plain
October 2, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Seriously what is this shit
October 2, 2026 at 12:48 PM
After.

Happy fall y'all
October 2, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Before
October 2, 2026 at 12:27 AM
I love my 10" cast iron skillet. It's probably one of my most prized possessions.

Used it tonight to sear/bake a marinated chicken breast and it came out perfect (as usual).

Thank you skillet.
September 26, 2026 at 9:46 PM
It's finally clean. I've had this keeb for over 13 years and it still works perfectly.
September 26, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Happy Fall Y'all
September 25, 2026 at 1:11 PM
I cleaned the goop under the hinge of the lid of the washing machine
September 20, 2026 at 12:12 PM
Absolutely *love* getting sports gambling ads when I try to pay for my lawn getting mowed.
September 14, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Happy Labor Day from Miles O'Brien
September 7, 2026 at 12:43 PM
Tonight I made a *very* unhealthy chicken alfredo casserole
September 6, 2026 at 9:08 PM
You can buy a UPC scanner off eBay for $11, plug it into your computer and it *just works*
September 3, 2026 at 11:44 PM
August 26, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Oh dear what am I getting myself into
August 18, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Tonight I made: turkey meatloaf (delicious), rolls from a bag (basic), and frozen green beans (terrible)
August 15, 2026 at 10:08 PM
After a *significant* amount of difficulty, I think I've finally got a handle on magic loop and have successfully knitted a hat for my kid.

#knitting
August 13, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Sometimes my wife will see a cat and send me a picture but then the picture looks like this
August 6, 2026 at 11:03 AM
Tonight I made: Spanish tortilla with potato chips. It's basically an onion and potato chip fritatta
August 5, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Look at this copaganda at Costco.

ACAB includes these children.
July 28, 2026 at 11:21 PM
The docs were for the old version of the Rust crate. It's entirely my fault the code didn't work.
July 28, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Started doing homemade stovetop mac and cheese with evaporated milk and it feels like I've unlocked some kind of unhealthy skill tree I should rarely tread.

Basic but so delicious when you're just craving simple mac and cheese.
July 24, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Three measures of Gordon's, one of vodka, half a measure of Kina Lillet. Shake it very well until it's ice-cold, then add a large thin slice of lemon peel.
July 24, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Still traumatized about the Vug under the Rug. Thanks Dr. Seuss
July 21, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Hey @merriam-webster.com I think your website might be broken. It's just displaying a giant Merriam-Webster logo (which is cool) but makes searching for words difficult (which is bad)
July 17, 2026 at 2:11 PM