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your experience is not universal

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everyone thought they weren’t releasing the DNC 2024 report because they didn’t want to admit palestine effected the election but it turns out they didn’t release it because the 1 person who actually worked on it used chatgpt to fake the report in its entirety
May 21, 2026 at 5:27 PM
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Iran just reportedly hit an Oracle data center in Dubai and i can't stop thinking about how good it would feel to see my tax dollars spent firing Tomahawk cruise missiles at data centers.
April 2, 2026 at 11:35 PM
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this is still the realest thing ever said about america
March 12, 2026 at 5:25 PM
And they'll ignore this
Truly a perfect news alert
March 10, 2026 at 5:51 PM
"HOW DARE THE PEOPLE OF MAINE! THEY DESERVE TO BE KILLED AND MAIMED!"
People have no right to put a nazi in power

If the government wasn't GOP, I'd say the federal government should, in the event of a platner victory, invade and occupy Maine, similar to the confederacy states during reconstruction

Let's hope Maine wouldn't need to, like WW2 Germany, be *annihilated*
March 10, 2026 at 5:46 PM
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For example...
March 1, 2026 at 5:35 PM
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the fact that the Iranian government ALSO murders lots of Iranians does not make being bombed constantly somehow less shitty. i know this is apparently a hard concept for some
March 1, 2026 at 5:34 PM
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america is all about starving cuba and killing 1 million arabs annually and giving 10 trillion dollars to israel and if you complain about that you’ll be put in a concentration camp
February 21, 2026 at 8:45 PM
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The struggle is real
It is my mission in life to demonstrate that it is technically possible to be a white guy interested in Rome and still be normal
there was a dumb tiktok going around that was like (a year or two ago that has evolved and also was referencing twitter posts) "WHY ARE SOOOOO MANY MEN OBSESSED WITH THE ROMAN EMPIRE" and I was like "idk probably because they're nazis" and also personellly im a 3kingdoms guy @gaius.bsky.social
October 22, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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if you still believe "don't take Trump literally, listen to him symbolically" in 2026 you are not intelligent enough to qualify as sentient.
January 11, 2026 at 11:21 PM
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I know it's not mainstream conventional wisdom but I think "Abolish ICE" is a perfectly reasonable response to this and you can get the public to buy in. Most people don't want masked murderous thugs roving their streets
MPR playing an eye witness account right now of ICE shooting directly through the windshield at her face and not giving her medical care for 10 minutes.
MPR News is live right now bringing you updates on this. mprnews.org/listen
January 7, 2026 at 5:25 PM
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they were always going to defend this. they absolutely fine with the idea of killing anyone who oppose their nazi agenda. they’ve been intentionally advertising to and recruiting far right maniacs in hopes they would escalate this far
Trump: "I have just viewed the clip of the event which took place in Minneapolis. It is a horrible thing to watch. The woman screaming was, obviously, a professional agitator, and the woman driving the car was very disorderly, obstructing and resisting ... "
January 7, 2026 at 9:18 PM
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it was only a matter of time that government terrorist thugs who went around aiming guns at people photographing them were going to act on it
January 7, 2026 at 6:59 PM
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if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon.
January 3, 2026 at 1:24 PM
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it’s been a huge goal for elon musk and the entire tech reich to destroy real journalism and install a generation of people who are “citizen journalists” because they are far easier for them to control and influence to spread their agenda
January 1, 2026 at 10:02 PM
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I'm at the Pizza Hutt. I'm at the The Donald Trump And The John F. Kennedy Memorial Center For The Performing Arts. I'm at the combination Pizza Hutt and the The Donald Trump And The John F. Kennedy Memorial Center For The Performing Arts.
I’m currently outside of the Kennedy Center:
December 19, 2025 at 8:02 PM
The parents don't view their children as their own person but merely an extension of themselves so they are not granted any sort of agency. That's why they freak out if their kid does anything they could mark them as an Other.
this is true but it goes even deeper than this, it’s not that they ‘don’t care’ about their kid, it’s they don’t care about their autonomany and only view their children as property and want to control them. its why we see the modern lavender panic, fears of “kids being transed”, from the far right
One of the things that's very difficult to really take to heart about MAGA conservatives is that you can't get them on hypocrisy about their children because they really don't give a fuck about their kids
November 14, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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again i am perfectly fine with locking every one of Jeffrey Epstein's friends in prison, Democrat, Republican or Whatever.
Lest there be any insinuation that Dems spared their own. It would be tough for Kathy Ruemmler—Obama’s WH Counsel from 2011 to mid-2014—to come off looking worse in these docs the committee Dems released. oversightdemocrats.house.gov/sites/evo-su...
November 12, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Tell me you don’t understand risk pools without telling me you don’t understand risk pools
November 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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the collapse is coming. the infinite tech money loop might be ending soon
November 6, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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my ideal response to AI and crypto is a lot closer to an air strike than a bailout
November 6, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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The strength of Platner's fundraising and his polling even after all this came out should speak to the electoral potential of attacking billionaires and advocating for strong social programs.

an unfortunate number of leftists have concluded "only this one guy can sell this platform to voters"
October 30, 2025 at 4:18 AM