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Sage Olson
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Not a plant, nor a wise man.
🍜 🍻 ✈️ 🚊 (he/him)
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October 1, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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EVERY MAP APP: we’ve got a big gallery of user pics so you can see exactly what the restaurant is like. We even sort them into categories, like Vibe and Menu—and yes, we will show you menu photos from six years ago right at the top. No you can’t sort them.
September 22, 2026 at 4:27 AM
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jerry is always on the verge tbh
j4ck.xyz jack @j4ck.xyz · Aug 10
jerry on the verge
Bluesky is giving you another way to control your feeds. www.theverge.com/tech/977581/...
August 10, 2026 at 11:04 PM
My favorite part about ants moving into the house is when they get on your feet and bite the skin in between your toes
July 22, 2026 at 10:51 PM
@alexwenzel.bsky.social Is there a way to find out if there will be future changes/extensions to a bus line? Currently the 928/25 schedules are kinda terrible but there’s a large new buildout of apartments nearby so I’m hoping/wondering if they’re going to add capacity to those schedules.
July 17, 2026 at 8:23 PM
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1. The newest anti-trans risk assessment map is here for transgender people.

The situation continues to deteriorate for trans people in the United States.

Idaho becomes the fourth "Do Not Travel" state, with up to 5 year prison sentences for bathroom usage.

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Anti-Trans National Legal Risk Assessment Map: July 2026
Idaho becomes the latest "Do Not Travel" state for transgender people, raising the number of states transgender people should not travel through to 4.
www.erininthemorning.com
July 13, 2026 at 4:12 PM
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SICKOS HORSE!
July 11, 2026 at 1:12 AM
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INSTRUCTIONAL HORSE!
July 11, 2026 at 1:08 AM
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SYMBOL HORSE!
I'm a programmer & not an artist, so I used a medium I'm familiar with.
July 11, 2026 at 1:06 AM
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Artists of Bluesky will tell you - it's always difficult to draw front-facing horses.
July 10, 2026 at 7:07 PM
@darthbluesky.bsky.social darth you didn't tell me it's national french fry day
Here's where to get free fries on National French Fry Day
Ketch-up! National French Fry Day is today!
www.nbclosangeles.com
July 10, 2026 at 4:24 PM
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Two year anniversary of when I first posted this comic
July 10, 2026 at 11:24 AM
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This is the best brand name I’ve seen in a while.
June 28, 2026 at 8:15 PM
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June 21, 2026 at 9:06 PM
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my kid asked "where's my spoon?" in French ("Elle est où, ma cuillère?") and, feeling too tired to speak French but also having my brain rewired from speaking French so often, I pointed to the spoon and said "she's right here." Because, as we all know, spoons are girls
June 17, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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I have a moral obligation to repost this every time raw milk is in the news.
I see raw milk is in the news.

Allow me to introduce you to my favorite moment in West Virginia legislative history: www.eater.com/2016/3/9/111...
June 10, 2026 at 11:55 PM
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I suspect this might be the best photo I ever take
June 6, 2026 at 8:39 AM
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it has come to my attention that busytown is anti pig
May 31, 2026 at 11:47 PM
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Carcinization is real
Crab Guitar
May 18, 2026 at 12:18 PM
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Your tax dollars paid for this event

freedom250.org/celebration/...
May 17, 2026 at 5:01 PM
@soapboxsoftware.bsky.social Hi, I can't figure out how to get notifications for an account?
May 16, 2026 at 12:47 PM
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Maybe we'll keep some InfoWars content up.
April 20, 2026 at 9:43 PM
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Gave the front page of pelliclemag.com a little glow up over the weekend. Hopefully it makes some of our older (but still just as relevant) content more findable. Check it out!
Pellicle
We’re a magazine and podcast devoted to exploring beer, wine, cider, food and travel, and the joy we find within these cultures.
pelliclemag.com
March 23, 2026 at 10:24 AM