The Sailorman
@sailorwayne.bsky.social
DILF. Ding dong. Local favourite. Bicycle-riding pinko. Dewdropper. Road Agent. Métis. Dumbersexual. Crime-fighter. Lotta 'D' here, ya dig?
No blank feeds and f followbacks.
(I RP and do not 💜 often)
No blank feeds and f followbacks.
(I RP and do not 💜 often)
Ed Sheerhan and Pink aligning themselves with Robert Kraft, Arthur Blank, Jerry Jones, and Jim Irsay's daughters is certainly a choice.
September 15, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Ed Sheerhan and Pink aligning themselves with Robert Kraft, Arthur Blank, Jerry Jones, and Jim Irsay's daughters is certainly a choice.
...by stringing up billionaires from the rigging.
September 15, 2026 at 4:07 AM
...by stringing up billionaires from the rigging.
I turn off the TV as soon as the game's over so I have missed a lot of her career. Winning a Candy is pretty rad though.
September 15, 2026 at 3:39 AM
I turn off the TV as soon as the game's over so I have missed a lot of her career. Winning a Candy is pretty rad though.
I'd say "fuck him" but that would assume I respect Ed's work enough.
September 15, 2026 at 3:17 AM
I'd say "fuck him" but that would assume I respect Ed's work enough.
Don't worry, they had a courtroom sketch artist on hand.
September 15, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Don't worry, they had a courtroom sketch artist on hand.
Hazel Mae threw out a first pitch?
September 15, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Hazel Mae threw out a first pitch?
Are they going ring-a-ding-ding?
September 15, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Are they going ring-a-ding-ding?
We're boned.
*shits brick*
*shits brick*
September 15, 2026 at 2:33 AM
We're boned.
*shits brick*
*shits brick*
Ireland going hard in all the right directions rn.
September 13, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Ireland going hard in all the right directions rn.
Didn't Ufford say the offensive line was going to let him get murdered?
September 13, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Didn't Ufford say the offensive line was going to let him get murdered?
Don't make me cackle that hard around the other parents at the playground.
September 13, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Don't make me cackle that hard around the other parents at the playground.
I wish he still did the homework; that first season was so much fun.
I bet he doesn't even play online madden against 12-year olds anymore.
I bet he doesn't even play online madden against 12-year olds anymore.
September 13, 2026 at 9:42 PM
I wish he still did the homework; that first season was so much fun.
I bet he doesn't even play online madden against 12-year olds anymore.
I bet he doesn't even play online madden against 12-year olds anymore.
Happy birfday Defector!
September 13, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Happy birfday Defector!
Hard to choose between being around delirious eagles fans and morose giants fans.
September 13, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Hard to choose between being around delirious eagles fans and morose giants fans.
I haven't been around clowns since I was 7 so memories have faded. Their rep really took a hit about 1980. I do remember they were fun more than terrifying and drunk.
September 13, 2026 at 9:32 PM
I haven't been around clowns since I was 7 so memories have faded. Their rep really took a hit about 1980. I do remember they were fun more than terrifying and drunk.
Do ghosts swear that much?
September 13, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Do ghosts swear that much?
Surprised you got through 17(?) before shit got real.
Also surprised there wasn't a riot on the dancefloor riot or clown riot. Or maybe the zoot suits count toward that?
Also surprised there wasn't a riot on the dancefloor riot or clown riot. Or maybe the zoot suits count toward that?
September 13, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Surprised you got through 17(?) before shit got real.
Also surprised there wasn't a riot on the dancefloor riot or clown riot. Or maybe the zoot suits count toward that?
Also surprised there wasn't a riot on the dancefloor riot or clown riot. Or maybe the zoot suits count toward that?
Eeewww And a woman gave that to him? Eeewww
September 13, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Eeewww And a woman gave that to him? Eeewww
Me and a buddy got absolutely wrecked in a field over a bottle.
September 13, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Me and a buddy got absolutely wrecked in a field over a bottle.
Comedy brilliance
September 13, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Comedy brilliance