The Sailorman
@sailorwayne.bsky.social
DILF. Ding dong. Local favourite. Bicycle-riding pinko. Dewdropper. Road Agent. Métis. Dumbersexual. Crime-fighter. Lotta 'D' here, ya dig?
No blank feeds and f followbacks.
(I RP and do not 💜 often)
No blank feeds and f followbacks.
(I RP and do not 💜 often)
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You're with me, Leather
me and the baddie i pulled by letting my town succumb to a centuries-old curse of some sort
September 15, 2026 at 12:01 AM
You're with me, Leather
I refuse to believe Hazel Mae is anything but a bingo caller employed by ownership.
September 15, 2026 at 3:00 AM
I refuse to believe Hazel Mae is anything but a bingo caller employed by ownership.
"I think"
September 11, 2026 at 9:49 AM
"I think"
I feel less freaky when I reply to a more famous/popular account's post at 4 in the morning and they react moments later. #UpAllNight
September 11, 2026 at 6:36 AM
I feel less freaky when I reply to a more famous/popular account's post at 4 in the morning and they react moments later. #UpAllNight
Canada: Just eat the fuckin' thing.
remarkably i think Denmark and Norway come out of this exercise looking the weirdest
![Language Slogan[68] Translation
Danish Luk op for noget godt ... luk op for Haribo! Den er go' Open up for something good ... open up for Haribo! It is good
Dutch Haribo voor groot en klein ... zo leuk kan het leven zijn! Haribo for big and small ... life can be this fun!
English Kids and grown-ups love it so ... the happy world of Haribo!
French Haribo c'est beau la vie ... pour les grands et les petits ! Haribo, life is beautiful ... for the big and the small!
German Haribo macht Kinder froh ... und Erwachsene ebenso! Haribo makes children happy ... and adults as well!
Greek Haribo δίνει χαρά ... σε μεγάλους και παιδιά Haribo gives joy ... to grown-ups and children
Polish Haribo smak radości ... dla dzieci i dorosłych! Haribo taste of joy ... for children and adults!
Italian Haribo è la bontà ... che si gusta ad ogni età! Haribo is the goodness ... that is enjoyed at every age!
Japanese きらきら笑顔 みんなでハリボー！ Sparkling smiles ... everyone together with Haribo!
Norwegian Luk op for noget godt ... luk op for Haribo! Open up for something good ... open up for Haribo!
Portuguese (Brazil) Viva um sabor mágico ... venha ao mundo Haribo! Experience a magical flavor ... come to the Haribo world!
Spanish ¡Vive un sabor mágico ... ven al mundo Haribo! Experience a magical flavor ... come to the Haribo world!
Swedish Haribo är kul för små ... gott för vuxna likaså! Haribo is fun for little ones ... tasty for adults as well!
Turkish Çocuk ya da büyük ol ... Haribo'yla mutlu ol! Be a child or a grown-up ... be happy with Haribo!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dopbstmnsij5ipmn6sr3fd43/bafkreigcdcz5r6vv5nvaoouca52d5i4soxcbzseyugqdjqrshfiixei4mu)
September 11, 2026 at 6:28 AM
Canada: Just eat the fuckin' thing.
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Help donate to Salt Cree First Nation's legal defense fund so they can continue to defy anti-LGBTQ+ laws in Canada and provide a safe haven for all trans and two spirit people
gofund.me/2fed4d879
gofund.me/2fed4d879
Donate to Saddle Lake Cree Nation Treaty Health Legal Defense Fund, organized by James Makokis
Help Saddle Lake Cree Nation Defend Treaty Health Rights and Pr… James Makokis needs your support for Saddle Lake Cree Nation Treaty Health Legal Defense Fund
gofund.me
September 10, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Help donate to Salt Cree First Nation's legal defense fund so they can continue to defy anti-LGBTQ+ laws in Canada and provide a safe haven for all trans and two spirit people
gofund.me/2fed4d879
gofund.me/2fed4d879
Spelling it "faeces" like that's going to make it some fancy shit.
Stunning feather discovered in fossilised dinosaur poo is first of its kind
Feather discovered in fossilised dinosaur poo is first of its kind
A well-preserved feather discovered inside fossilised dinosaur faeces could help explain why ancestors of modern birds survived the mass extinction.
www.abc.net.au
September 11, 2026 at 5:54 AM
Spelling it "faeces" like that's going to make it some fancy shit.
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bluehighwind.blogspot.com/2026/08/lets... - So here we go, I'm re-posting the WYTS comments in full article form. Let's Remember Some Civil Unrest! will be here in this thread if you want to read these, I should have all 32 up before the Broncos' first game.
Let's Remember Some Civil Unrest! 1969 West Las Vegas Riots
Reviews, Commentary, and Nonsense
bluehighwind.blogspot.com
August 29, 2026 at 1:48 PM
bluehighwind.blogspot.com/2026/08/lets... - So here we go, I'm re-posting the WYTS comments in full article form. Let's Remember Some Civil Unrest! will be here in this thread if you want to read these, I should have all 32 up before the Broncos' first game.
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It's time to grow up: defector.com/its-time-to-...
It’s Time To Grow Up | Defector
HBO’s new Harry Potter TV series is premiering this Christmas Day. Under current plans, it will last at least a decade. The trailer looks like the original films were run through an AI generator, but…
defector.com
September 2, 2026 at 7:57 PM
It's time to grow up: defector.com/its-time-to-...
It sucks that I learned Mr.Beast's actual name today. Stop humanizing fuckheads.
September 1, 2026 at 3:53 AM
It sucks that I learned Mr.Beast's actual name today. Stop humanizing fuckheads.
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what really bothers me is that stock performance isn’t a capital injection or anything, it’s how execs structure their compensation
it’s just rich assholes gaming the system to get themselves and their friends paid more
it’s just rich assholes gaming the system to get themselves and their friends paid more
August 30, 2026 at 4:19 PM
what really bothers me is that stock performance isn’t a capital injection or anything, it’s how execs structure their compensation
it’s just rich assholes gaming the system to get themselves and their friends paid more
it’s just rich assholes gaming the system to get themselves and their friends paid more
Considrring I feel like I've been found masturbatingbin the town square if I switch to "Discover" feed, it's about time.
Now you can opt out of having your posts shown to non-followers in the Discover feed.
We know not everyone wants to go viral. Sometimes you're just posting for your followers. This is one of a few updates we're working on to give you more control over your experience and help you find your people.
We know not everyone wants to go viral. Sometimes you're just posting for your followers. This is one of a few updates we're working on to give you more control over your experience and help you find your people.
August 28, 2026 at 10:50 AM
Considrring I feel like I've been found masturbatingbin the town square if I switch to "Discover" feed, it's about time.
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do you think wolverine knows how many juno awards the barenaked ladies have won?
August 26, 2026 at 4:26 AM
do you think wolverine knows how many juno awards the barenaked ladies have won?
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Attacking Jeffries is not “attacking Democrats during an election.” It’s “rooting out traitors during a war.”
August 23, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Attacking Jeffries is not “attacking Democrats during an election.” It’s “rooting out traitors during a war.”
@army777666.bsky.social account named army and no mention of Israel. Strange, innit?
August 22, 2026 at 9:07 PM
@army777666.bsky.social account named army and no mention of Israel. Strange, innit?
While Canadian and American federal, state, provincial, and municipal leaders and orgs are freaking about about the failed trade talks you just know the paedo in chief is golfing with that blonde weirdo chasing him around the course.
August 22, 2026 at 9:04 PM
While Canadian and American federal, state, provincial, and municipal leaders and orgs are freaking about about the failed trade talks you just know the paedo in chief is golfing with that blonde weirdo chasing him around the course.
"Lemme hear ya now! Ooooooo I'm never as safe as when I'm gently cradled by deez truck nuuuuuutz!"
August 22, 2026 at 7:17 PM
"Lemme hear ya now! Ooooooo I'm never as safe as when I'm gently cradled by deez truck nuuuuuutz!"
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Holy shit what are you going to eat?
This is what Mark Carney is bringing us closer to.
August 22, 2026 at 7:56 AM
Holy shit what are you going to eat?
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ontario scene report: pittsburgh-themed tanning salon
August 22, 2026 at 3:14 AM
ontario scene report: pittsburgh-themed tanning salon
If Vancouver can't fill the arena why have Toronto Tempo games there?
August 22, 2026 at 7:35 AM
If Vancouver can't fill the arena why have Toronto Tempo games there?
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the relevant context for AI data center water usage isn't how much water other things use. it's that AI data centers use it on malevolent anti-human dogshit and therefore every single drop of it is an appalling inexcusable crime against humanity
August 21, 2026 at 11:08 PM
the relevant context for AI data center water usage isn't how much water other things use. it's that AI data centers use it on malevolent anti-human dogshit and therefore every single drop of it is an appalling inexcusable crime against humanity
HOORAY!
what if the giant skeletons all come to life this halloween
August 21, 2026 at 3:02 AM
HOORAY!
I love this place so much.
I am not here to debate the accuracy of this statement, merely to say that in Crank 2: High Voltage they got Jason Statham to wear a big rubber Jason Statham mask for a kaiju parody fight scene where he's stomping around like Godzilla, it's pure movie magic
August 21, 2026 at 2:41 AM
I love this place so much.
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"this edible ain't shit"
two hours later:
two hours later:
August 19, 2026 at 1:48 AM
"this edible ain't shit"
two hours later:
two hours later: