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@salmonpinktwink.bsky.social
🇨🇦 24 bisexual poly TWINK with uncanny ability to max out credit card
80s: My Neighbor Totoro
90s: Good Will Hunting
00s: The Royal Tenenbaums
10s: One Piece Film: Z 😔🤡
20s: Challengers
90s: Good Will Hunting
00s: The Royal Tenenbaums
10s: One Piece Film: Z 😔🤡
20s: Challengers
What’s your favorite movie from every decade in your life?
90s: Fire Walk With Me
00s: Before Sunset
10s: Inside Llewyn Davis
20s: The Batman
90s: Fire Walk With Me
00s: Before Sunset
10s: Inside Llewyn Davis
20s: The Batman
What's your favorite movie from every decade in your life?
90s: Scream
00s: Before Sunset
10s: Little Women
20s: Oppenheimer
90s: Scream
00s: Before Sunset
10s: Little Women
20s: Oppenheimer
June 8, 2026 at 3:56 AM
80s: My Neighbor Totoro
90s: Good Will Hunting
00s: The Royal Tenenbaums
10s: One Piece Film: Z 😔🤡
20s: Challengers
90s: Good Will Hunting
00s: The Royal Tenenbaums
10s: One Piece Film: Z 😔🤡
20s: Challengers
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friend of mine had this idea for a tattoo that's been in my head for months
June 24, 2025 at 12:42 PM
friend of mine had this idea for a tattoo that's been in my head for months
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YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
May 23, 2026 at 5:16 PM
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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asking pussy hut for more pussy and then tell me they’re all out of pussy. i reply what the hell you’re pussy hut how do you run out of pussy. they reply well sir what else could we run out of instead. i said touché and headed to papa pussys
June 1, 2026 at 11:23 PM
asking pussy hut for more pussy and then tell me they’re all out of pussy. i reply what the hell you’re pussy hut how do you run out of pussy. they reply well sir what else could we run out of instead. i said touché and headed to papa pussys
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I'd suck him 'til he was crying tears of joy and then lick the tears up
May 18, 2026 at 11:13 PM
I'd suck him 'til he was crying tears of joy and then lick the tears up
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still so funny to me so many far right people heavily personally identified with homelander, a character who was only ever calm when he was able to drink breastmilk of women in his life and act like a literal baby with them
May 24, 2026 at 6:31 AM
still so funny to me so many far right people heavily personally identified with homelander, a character who was only ever calm when he was able to drink breastmilk of women in his life and act like a literal baby with them
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worst part of being in the gulag is trying to eat my maggot-infested gruel with no youtube
May 20, 2026 at 11:17 PM
worst part of being in the gulag is trying to eat my maggot-infested gruel with no youtube
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Hmmm interesting, go fuck yourself I paid for my shit
Any PlayStation game purchased digitally after March's sytem update will reportedly now require an internet connection once every 30 days to validate the license 🎮
If the console stays offline longer than that, the games will not launch until you reconnect
(via MrZackXOfficial | TW)
If the console stays offline longer than that, the games will not launch until you reconnect
(via MrZackXOfficial | TW)
April 28, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Hmmm interesting, go fuck yourself I paid for my shit
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i had to go into my archives to find this
April 22, 2026 at 1:04 AM
i had to go into my archives to find this
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How I speak to my beasts
April 14, 2026 at 1:24 AM
How I speak to my beasts
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shawty said she wants to Relish my Spear, i said Dill and gave her way more than just the Chip, if you pickle up what im putting down...
April 4, 2026 at 5:16 AM
shawty said she wants to Relish my Spear, i said Dill and gave her way more than just the Chip, if you pickle up what im putting down...
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The whimsy of this guy seems stellar. Taking advantage of this individual is nothing short a pack of wolves tearing into an unbeknownst sheep just enjoying the grass. And for what… a laugh? Shame on you.
February 27, 2026 at 6:29 PM
The whimsy of this guy seems stellar. Taking advantage of this individual is nothing short a pack of wolves tearing into an unbeknownst sheep just enjoying the grass. And for what… a laugh? Shame on you.
You could sell this man icecubes in the Arctic
February 27, 2026 at 6:19 PM
You could sell this man icecubes in the Arctic
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Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
February 14, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
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Conner4Real will return in Avengers: Doomsday.
January 6, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Conner4Real will return in Avengers: Doomsday.
My mom asked if I've seen Beast Games
a close up of a man wearing a helmet
ALT: a close up of a man wearing a helmet
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January 3, 2026 at 4:44 AM
My mom asked if I've seen Beast Games
My favorite semi-local antiques shop has taxidermied animal heads and dressed them up for the holidays 😭
December 31, 2025 at 3:14 AM
My favorite semi-local antiques shop has taxidermied animal heads and dressed them up for the holidays 😭
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Found a perfect song!! Thank you!!
December 20, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Found a perfect song!! Thank you!!
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society: you can't steal from your neighbor's mailbox
also society: here's a guy with way more interesting mail than you. he lives right next to you and he probably doesn't even care about his mail
forgetful police officer: do you know why i pulled you over?
also society: here's a guy with way more interesting mail than you. he lives right next to you and he probably doesn't even care about his mail
forgetful police officer: do you know why i pulled you over?
December 13, 2025 at 8:42 PM
society: you can't steal from your neighbor's mailbox
also society: here's a guy with way more interesting mail than you. he lives right next to you and he probably doesn't even care about his mail
forgetful police officer: do you know why i pulled you over?
also society: here's a guy with way more interesting mail than you. he lives right next to you and he probably doesn't even care about his mail
forgetful police officer: do you know why i pulled you over?
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Killed w a fit like this seeing #FreddieDredd live 😛
November 18, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Killed w a fit like this seeing #FreddieDredd live 😛
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ME: and my imagination is so powerful i can be scared all night just from thinking of one monster. and let's face it, there's usually way more than that. so yeah, i'm pretty brave. not much gets to me anymore
BEST BUY CASHIER: so. no on the protection plan
ME: i'm getting there
BEST BUY CASHIER: so. no on the protection plan
ME: i'm getting there
April 13, 2025 at 5:52 AM
ME: and my imagination is so powerful i can be scared all night just from thinking of one monster. and let's face it, there's usually way more than that. so yeah, i'm pretty brave. not much gets to me anymore
BEST BUY CASHIER: so. no on the protection plan
ME: i'm getting there
BEST BUY CASHIER: so. no on the protection plan
ME: i'm getting there
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do i experience toxicity on here? well let's just say i have thirty thousand followers and yet all of my posts have fewer than thirty thousand favs. have you ever heard of gang stalking
October 7, 2025 at 5:49 AM
do i experience toxicity on here? well let's just say i have thirty thousand followers and yet all of my posts have fewer than thirty thousand favs. have you ever heard of gang stalking
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while you were having sex, i was studying the mysteries of the world. Fuck I should have been having sex too fuck my life you're so much cooler than me fuck fuck fuck
October 3, 2025 at 12:37 AM
while you were having sex, i was studying the mysteries of the world. Fuck I should have been having sex too fuck my life you're so much cooler than me fuck fuck fuck