Salty Djinn
@saltydjinn.bsky.social
Dabbler in many hobbies and interests.
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Here’s a cartoon I drew today of Donald and his emotional support person.
August 18, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Here’s a cartoon I drew today of Donald and his emotional support person.
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every day for the next six weeks we are going to be treated to a bunch of Republicans going “oh god oh god we’re so fucked” and I think we should all take some time to savor it
Lmfao Jesus Christ.....this is so delicious, it simply MUST be fattening 😂😈
September 23, 2026 at 6:59 PM
every day for the next six weeks we are going to be treated to a bunch of Republicans going “oh god oh god we’re so fucked” and I think we should all take some time to savor it
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a lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever
September 20, 2026 at 12:57 AM
a lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever
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We are here:
August 31, 2026 at 6:45 PM
We are here:
You know you're eating good when there's Old Bay under your fingernails.
August 30, 2026 at 1:06 AM
You know you're eating good when there's Old Bay under your fingernails.
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My dad was a public school teacher; and he always said the toughest parts of the job were:
1. Having to pay for your own classroom chalk, and
2. Performing gender-reassignment surgeries during class hours w/out parents finding out.
1. Having to pay for your own classroom chalk, and
2. Performing gender-reassignment surgeries during class hours w/out parents finding out.
August 26, 2026 at 2:08 PM
My dad was a public school teacher; and he always said the toughest parts of the job were:
1. Having to pay for your own classroom chalk, and
2. Performing gender-reassignment surgeries during class hours w/out parents finding out.
1. Having to pay for your own classroom chalk, and
2. Performing gender-reassignment surgeries during class hours w/out parents finding out.
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One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.
August 25, 2026 at 8:38 PM
One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.
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Let free market decide? Explain your confident stance
August 20, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Let free market decide? Explain your confident stance
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"Man tortured not knowing if it's all the reckless cyclists taking over the roads he hates or if there aren't enough to warrant bike lanes"
August 17, 2026 at 7:58 PM
"Man tortured not knowing if it's all the reckless cyclists taking over the roads he hates or if there aren't enough to warrant bike lanes"
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In response to concerns about conditions aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln, we will rename the ship the USS Jefferson Davis.
by Pete Hegseth
by Pete Hegseth
August 17, 2026 at 3:00 AM
In response to concerns about conditions aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln, we will rename the ship the USS Jefferson Davis.
by Pete Hegseth
by Pete Hegseth
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good thing we're having a moral panic over ebikes 🙄
August 15, 2026 at 5:51 PM
good thing we're having a moral panic over ebikes 🙄
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Every bike route design should be imagined from the perspective of "what if I was attempting to ride this with my elderly parent or young child?"
August 6, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Every bike route design should be imagined from the perspective of "what if I was attempting to ride this with my elderly parent or young child?"
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July 15, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Their lovely tribute to Lindsey Graham is why I unsubscribed from @crooked.com 's What A Day podcast. Considering unsubbing from @strictscrutiny.bsky.social , too. It's not the first bad take I've seen from Crooked Media.
July 16, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Their lovely tribute to Lindsey Graham is why I unsubscribed from @crooked.com 's What A Day podcast. Considering unsubbing from @strictscrutiny.bsky.social , too. It's not the first bad take I've seen from Crooked Media.
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Me: "It's time to start eating healthy."
Lettuce: "I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea!"
Chips and cookies in my pantry: "I would never do that to you."
Lettuce: "I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea!"
Chips and cookies in my pantry: "I would never do that to you."
July 14, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Me: "It's time to start eating healthy."
Lettuce: "I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea!"
Chips and cookies in my pantry: "I would never do that to you."
Lettuce: "I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea!"
Chips and cookies in my pantry: "I would never do that to you."
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I hate going to a website and immediately some bot is like "Hi! Can I help you?"
yeah you can go away.
yeah you can go away.
July 13, 2026 at 9:22 PM
I hate going to a website and immediately some bot is like "Hi! Can I help you?"
yeah you can go away.
yeah you can go away.
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LOL, well, damn. Okay, Merriam-Webster.
July 3, 2026 at 8:59 PM
LOL, well, damn. Okay, Merriam-Webster.
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This but for small town municipal governments
It’d be sick if I could find out what’s going on at any local bar or restaurant without a meta account
June 19, 2026 at 6:39 PM
This but for small town municipal governments
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It’d be sick if I could find out what’s going on at any local bar or restaurant without a meta account
June 19, 2026 at 6:38 PM
It’d be sick if I could find out what’s going on at any local bar or restaurant without a meta account
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Maridee Bonadea was killed because we value convenient parking more than the safety of people on bikes.
When was the last time someone died because parking was not available next to their home?
We need to stop debating convenience vs safety. Safety comes first, on every single street.
When was the last time someone died because parking was not available next to their home?
We need to stop debating convenience vs safety. Safety comes first, on every single street.
The city could take emergency action and sign the uphill side of this street no-parking TODAY, or we can do 3 years of outreach and foot-dragging while we wait for the blood spilled to be enough to placate the "process".
@seattledot.bsky.social @mayorofseattle.bsky.social the ball's in your court.
@seattledot.bsky.social @mayorofseattle.bsky.social the ball's in your court.
June 18, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Maridee Bonadea was killed because we value convenient parking more than the safety of people on bikes.
When was the last time someone died because parking was not available next to their home?
We need to stop debating convenience vs safety. Safety comes first, on every single street.
When was the last time someone died because parking was not available next to their home?
We need to stop debating convenience vs safety. Safety comes first, on every single street.
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I was all set to join the army, but I showed up early to meet my recruiter. Navy office was next door. Those pictures of ships in the ocean got me. Joined the Navy, met my ex, got pregnant, and have an excellent career because I was early.
Plot twist: never served on a ship, or even on a Navy base.
Plot twist: never served on a ship, or even on a Navy base.
What happened to you that changed the entire trajectory of your life?
May 25, 2026 at 4:26 AM
I was all set to join the army, but I showed up early to meet my recruiter. Navy office was next door. Those pictures of ships in the ocean got me. Joined the Navy, met my ex, got pregnant, and have an excellent career because I was early.
Plot twist: never served on a ship, or even on a Navy base.
Plot twist: never served on a ship, or even on a Navy base.