Salty Djinn
@saltydjinn.bsky.social
Dabbler in many hobbies and interests.
I'm just blissing on my dog. I mean, how lucky are we, that we live in a world that has dogs on it?
April 28, 2026 at 2:48 AM
I'm just blissing on my dog. I mean, how lucky are we, that we live in a world that has dogs on it?
You don't say.
Researchers issue warning after observing concerning change in turkeys: 'Could be an issue over time' share.google/i3koF51wfi1B...
Researchers issue warning after observing concerning change in turkeys: 'Could be an issue over time' share.google/i3koF51wfi1B...
February 3, 2026 at 12:34 AM
You don't say.
Researchers issue warning after observing concerning change in turkeys: 'Could be an issue over time' share.google/i3koF51wfi1B...
Researchers issue warning after observing concerning change in turkeys: 'Could be an issue over time' share.google/i3koF51wfi1B...
There's one of those on my block, too. I think it's exactly one garden-shovel wide.
February 2, 2026 at 10:07 PM
There's one of those on my block, too. I think it's exactly one garden-shovel wide.
Called a business this morning & it went to voicemail. Left a message & got this text as soon as I hung up.
Texted back and got a prompt, friendly, non-AI reply.
OMG why isn't literally every business doing this? This was the best customer service experience I've had in at least a year.
Texted back and got a prompt, friendly, non-AI reply.
OMG why isn't literally every business doing this? This was the best customer service experience I've had in at least a year.
January 16, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Called a business this morning & it went to voicemail. Left a message & got this text as soon as I hung up.
Texted back and got a prompt, friendly, non-AI reply.
OMG why isn't literally every business doing this? This was the best customer service experience I've had in at least a year.
Texted back and got a prompt, friendly, non-AI reply.
OMG why isn't literally every business doing this? This was the best customer service experience I've had in at least a year.
I guess learning to tolerate the mandatory AI-itization of everything is easier when AI's got jokes.
(I just wanted to know if there's an app for that. Duh. Of course there is.)
(I just wanted to know if there's an app for that. Duh. Of course there is.)
December 22, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I guess learning to tolerate the mandatory AI-itization of everything is easier when AI's got jokes.
(I just wanted to know if there's an app for that. Duh. Of course there is.)
(I just wanted to know if there's an app for that. Duh. Of course there is.)
Opened my Robinhood app just so I could admire this (and ignore my balance).
April 8, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Opened my Robinhood app just so I could admire this (and ignore my balance).
Check out this slick bike parking at Patuxent Research Refuge visitor center! No bikes because they were all being ridden on this gorgeous day! (Also, this place was WAY prettier than the exterior of this building would suggest)
March 29, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Check out this slick bike parking at Patuxent Research Refuge visitor center! No bikes because they were all being ridden on this gorgeous day! (Also, this place was WAY prettier than the exterior of this building would suggest)
Ursa, The Ursanatrix, and Ursenia Pestis
March 8, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Ursa, The Ursanatrix, and Ursenia Pestis
My Robinhood account. Weird. Wonder what happened towards the beginning of the year? 🤔 Thank God I had the good sense to view this account as "entertainment" and not rely on it for my retirement.
Oh, my ACTUAL retirement fund? No. Not gonna look at that. It's fine. This is all fine. *Breathes*
Oh, my ACTUAL retirement fund? No. Not gonna look at that. It's fine. This is all fine. *Breathes*
March 4, 2025 at 2:00 PM
My Robinhood account. Weird. Wonder what happened towards the beginning of the year? 🤔 Thank God I had the good sense to view this account as "entertainment" and not rely on it for my retirement.
Oh, my ACTUAL retirement fund? No. Not gonna look at that. It's fine. This is all fine. *Breathes*
Oh, my ACTUAL retirement fund? No. Not gonna look at that. It's fine. This is all fine. *Breathes*
My pajamas and I are just a fancy bathtub for this cat.
March 1, 2025 at 6:30 PM
My pajamas and I are just a fancy bathtub for this cat.
Well. This seems well-organized.
February 28, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Well. This seems well-organized.
Jeff Bezos owns the Washington Post. And Amazon. He's a billionaire. Forbes has him as the 3rd richest man in America. Jeff Bezos's WaPoo has chosen a side. Have you?
What will you do #InsteadOfAmazon?
What will you do #InsteadOfAmazon?
February 17, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Jeff Bezos owns the Washington Post. And Amazon. He's a billionaire. Forbes has him as the 3rd richest man in America. Jeff Bezos's WaPoo has chosen a side. Have you?
What will you do #InsteadOfAmazon?
What will you do #InsteadOfAmazon?
I wonder how people treated people who voted Nationalist Socialist in 1946. I feel like we need that energy. Did the Social Democratic Party welcome them in, coddling them so long as their views weren't TOO Nazi?
Oh.
Oh.
February 17, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I wonder how people treated people who voted Nationalist Socialist in 1946. I feel like we need that energy. Did the Social Democratic Party welcome them in, coddling them so long as their views weren't TOO Nazi?
Oh.
Oh.
Call your bank. Your debit card probably has a Visa logo on it.
February 7, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Call your bank. Your debit card probably has a Visa logo on it.
Sometimes I think I should get Chase a new, cozier bed. The kind with sides to snuggle against. But then he does this.
January 18, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Sometimes I think I should get Chase a new, cozier bed. The kind with sides to snuggle against. But then he does this.
Cosmic perfection. Clearly you and effin birds are on the same wavelength.
December 24, 2024 at 3:43 PM
Cosmic perfection. Clearly you and effin birds are on the same wavelength.
If you see this, post a knight
December 9, 2024 at 4:51 AM
If you see this, post a knight
Reasons Ursa kitty is annoyed and tired this Thanksgiving weekend:
1. She had to manage the dogs for a whole week
2. People kept scratching*almost* the right spot, but not the actual right spot
3. She begged for turkey and someone had the audacity to give her some and expect she'd eat it
1. She had to manage the dogs for a whole week
2. People kept scratching*almost* the right spot, but not the actual right spot
3. She begged for turkey and someone had the audacity to give her some and expect she'd eat it
November 30, 2024 at 11:00 PM
Reasons Ursa kitty is annoyed and tired this Thanksgiving weekend:
1. She had to manage the dogs for a whole week
2. People kept scratching*almost* the right spot, but not the actual right spot
3. She begged for turkey and someone had the audacity to give her some and expect she'd eat it
1. She had to manage the dogs for a whole week
2. People kept scratching*almost* the right spot, but not the actual right spot
3. She begged for turkey and someone had the audacity to give her some and expect she'd eat it
That fish from Fantasia.
November 12, 2024 at 5:58 AM
That fish from Fantasia.